If I have to do it, I'll be ready. I've read the book...

(01-23-2012, 04:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-23-2012, 04:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you want to make a bet with me?

I need details in order to make my decision.

Be careful if he wants to bet a night of "passion" with him. Either way, you lose.

(01-23-2012, 04:33 PM)username Wrote: If I have to do it, I'll be ready. I've read the book...

NOFUCKINWAY! Thats not real! Tell me thats not real!

Of course it's real!! It's the penis bible FFS.

I donated my copy to the Salvation Army after my daughter found it.

(01-23-2012, 04:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Don't do it Duchess!! Don't trust this weasel dick.

He's half in love with me, he won't do anything to hurt me...

... but if getting me to make a sammich is part of the bet it's no deal.

BWAHAHAHA! What a riot. I had no idea such a book existed.

(01-23-2012, 04:33 PM)username Wrote: If I have to do it, I'll be ready. I've read the book...

I expected Dick to come back & refute my ridiculous claim, damnit. He must have went to work.

Now I have to wait until tomorrow. I suck at waiting.

I bet he wants a sammich.

(01-23-2012, 05:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:


Now I have to wait until tomorrow. I suck at waiting.

Sorry Duchess, when you suck you have to wait a little while at least

Ewwww...Jurassic! Jeezus

(01-23-2012, 05:57 PM)JsMom Wrote: Ewwww...Jurassic! Jeezus

The thought of going down on someone disgusts you?

Cum Guzzling Does...Not going down on someone.

(01-23-2012, 09:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Exactly where did I say I didn't pay for my child's field trip? I can bitch about having to pay extra for a school bus to take my kid on a field trip because the amount I pay in school taxes it outrageous. If they were taking a private bus that would be different. I always pay for my kids to go on every field trip if it's required. In fact for the past 8 ¹⁄₂ years I have paid for every single extra thing for my kids unlike their father. Football, baseball, basketball, instruments, tae kwon do...so shut your stupid mouth Cracker. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. You have conjured up this image in your small brain based on some postings on a message board. As for my hair? Get over it already. I am sure your hair looks fab after a night of fun dancing. In fact I am certain you look perfect all the time. After all you are the smartest, most beautiful, slim woman in all of Atlanta. I hope I don't run into you next week while I am down there. I might faint at the sight of such perfection.

Cracker =

Didn't read it.

(01-23-2012, 06:48 PM)JsMom Wrote: Cum Guzzling Does...Not going down on someone.

When you put it like that, it DOES sound disgusting!

Yah...That's what I took from Jurassic's post to, Duch. Am I wrong? She said when you suck you have to wait a lil' while. I don't wait for shit.

(01-23-2012, 07:00 PM)JsMom Wrote: She said when you suck you have to wait a lil' while. I don't wait for shit.

Actually, what I said was, "I suck at waiting".

(01-23-2012, 07:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-23-2012, 07:00 PM)JsMom Wrote: She said when you suck you have to wait a lil' while. I don't wait for shit.

Actually, what I said was, "I suck at waiting".

I wasn't even talking about your post. I was talking about the "reply" from Jurassic. I know what you said. For Fuck Sake...

(01-23-2012, 06:52 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-23-2012, 09:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Exactly where did I say I didn't pay for my child's field trip? I can bitch about having to pay extra for a school bus to take my kid on a field trip because the amount I pay in school taxes it outrageous. If they were taking a private bus that would be different. I always pay for my kids to go on every field trip if it's required. In fact for the past 8 ¹⁄₂ years I have paid for every single extra thing for my kids unlike their father. Football, baseball, basketball, instruments, tae kwon do...so shut your stupid mouth Cracker. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. You have conjured up this image in your small brain based on some postings on a message board. As for my hair? Get over it already. I am sure your hair looks fab after a night of fun dancing. In fact I am certain you look perfect all the time. After all you are the smartest, most beautiful, slim woman in all of Atlanta. I hope I don't run into you next week while I am down there. I might faint at the sight of such perfection.

Cracker =

Didn't read it.

Like hell you didn't. In addition to all your other failings, you are a crappy liar.

(01-23-2012, 06:52 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-23-2012, 09:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Exactly where did I say I didn't pay for my child's field trip? I can bitch about having to pay extra for a school bus to take my kid on a field trip because the amount I pay in school taxes it outrageous. If they were taking a private bus that would be different. I always pay for my kids to go on every field trip if it's required. In fact for the past 8 ¹⁄₂ years I have paid for every single extra thing for my kids unlike their father. Football, baseball, basketball, instruments, tae kwon do...so shut your stupid mouth Cracker. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. You have conjured up this image in your small brain based on some postings on a message board. As for my hair? Get over it already. I am sure your hair looks fab after a night of fun dancing. In fact I am certain you look perfect all the time. After all you are the smartest, most beautiful, slim woman in all of Atlanta. I hope I don't run into you next week while I am down there. I might faint at the sight of such perfection.

Cracker =

Didn't read it.

You mean you weren't riveted to a drama drippin', bad-hair, cheap-ass, dopey man-picking moron?