(01-28-2012, 07:48 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Well, me and LC.

I nominate krystal for the next asskisser award!

(01-28-2012, 08:34 PM)username Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 07:48 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Well, me and LC.

I nominate krystal for the next asskisser award!

She barely has over 100 posts, if this was my forum she would be put on probation until she reached 500 posts and given less than a month to do it in before having her slovenly ass thrown out, Mock is better than mediocre sporadic lazy members.

Just remember I'm watching, and that includes you lip gloss girl.

Lip gloss is 40% fish scales. Or is that lipstick. Dick you know this!

(01-28-2012, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lip gloss is 40% fish scales. Or is that lipstick. Dick you know this!

You started this whole mess you clean it up sausage boy.

(01-28-2012, 09:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lip gloss is 40% fish scales. Or is that lipstick. Dick you know this!

You started this whole mess you clean it up sausage boy.

Sausage lip gloss.........what man could resist?

(01-28-2012, 09:11 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sausage lip gloss.........what man could resist?

Cracker?

(01-28-2012, 08:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just remember I'm watching, and that includes you lip gloss girl.

Fuck lipgloss...it's sticky. I'm a chapstick girl.

(01-29-2012, 12:06 AM)username Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 08:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just remember I'm watching, and that includes you lip gloss girl.

Fuck lipgloss...it's sticky. I'm a chapstick girl.

You're a shitbird and you're late for your event in the special olympics.

(01-29-2012, 12:38 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You're a shitbird and you're late for your event in the special olympics.

I just hope Cynical has his helmet on...

(01-29-2012, 01:00 AM)username Wrote:

(01-29-2012, 12:38 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You're a shitbird and you're late for your event in the special olympics.

I just hope Cynical has his helmet on...

I knida hope he don't.

(01-28-2012, 08:34 PM)username Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 07:48 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Well, me and LC.

I nominate krystal for the next asskisser award!

Yeah, I knew that was coming. User don't be a sore loser

(01-29-2012, 12:02 PM)krystalshores Wrote: User don't be a sore loser

Okay.













If those birds had any damn sense they would have plucked your eyeballs out and shit all over your fat head.

(01-28-2012, 07:22 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Dickie: mellow dramatic aren't you?


that was a joke, right?

He is like Inspector Clouseau. Either he is a genius or an idiot. The world will never know.

(01-28-2012, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lip gloss is 40% fish scales. Or is that lipstick. Dick you know this!

The sparkly bits in either one. Sometimes they use mica, too.

(01-29-2012, 12:06 AM)username Wrote: Fuck lipgloss...it's sticky. I'm a chapstick girl.

Little girl lip gloss is sticky, but the stuff in the squeeze tubes and Clinque isn't.

Have you tried Carmex strawberry? It is fabulousness.

(01-29-2012, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: Have you tried Carmex strawberry? It is fabulousness.

No but you can bet I'll be getting some today.

I love "goop". I have bottles of every potion imaginable in my bathroom. I think it started when I worked in a beauty supply store during my teen years.

I have Happy now because you bitches talked it up. I do like it.

But I've never liked lipglosses or lipsticks. They just come off too damn fast and I don't like the way they feel. Yuk. I'll try the Carmex though.

(01-29-2012, 01:25 PM)username Wrote: No but you can bet I'll be getting some today.

I love "goop". I have bottles of every potion imaginable in my bathroom. I think it started when I worked in a beauty supply store during my teen years.

I have Happy now because you bitches talked it up. I do like it.

But I've never liked lipglosses or lipsticks. They just come off too damn fast and I don't like the way they feel. Yuk. I'll try the Carmex though.

DON'T get cherry. It is ick.

Happy is clean. I love the way it smells when I am sorting laundry. I catch a whiff and I always think how wonderful I smell.

If you like sweet (lemon verbena or anything lemony is my favorite scent, but I get tired of it sometimes) check out Aquolina Pink Sugar. Men love it because it makes you smell like a Krispy Kreme donut. haha

I'll have to check that out.

Back to chapstick, ya' know how you can sort of smear that stuff all over your lips but it's clear so you can't see it? I bought some tinted, stick type glosses and I was out and about running errands and caught sight of myself in a mirror. I looked something like this (albeit much older):

(01-29-2012, 01:38 PM)username Wrote:

I'll have to check that out.

Back to chapstick, ya' know how you can sort of smear that stuff all over your lips but it's clear so you can't see it? I bought some tinted, stick type glosses and I was out and about running errands and caught sight of myself in a mirror. I looked something like this (albeit much older):

I suspected as much.

(01-29-2012, 12:06 AM)username Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 08:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just remember I'm watching, and that includes you lip gloss girl.

Fuck lipgloss...it's sticky. I'm a chapstick girl. :/

Thats because you are homely.