You only pick on the ones you love.

And the annoying ones that try to guilt me into changing. I'm fucking grown and I pay my own bills.

I wouldn't want any of you bitches to change. If you do

(01-28-2012, 01:28 PM)JsMom Wrote: I wouldn't want any of you bitches to change. If you do

All were asking for is a 5 point jump in your forum IQ, is that asking too much?

(01-28-2012, 01:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Well I can't tell you everything I did with them, but lets just say they are having more fun than you are.

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

Why are you so jealous of Mo? Is it because he's attractive in a chunky Anthony Bourdain kinda way?

(01-28-2012, 01:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 01:28 PM)JsMom Wrote: I wouldn't want any of you bitches to change. If you do

All were asking for is a 5 point jump in your forum IQ, is that asking too much?

Listen, Jed. I am not a KissAss and would never change for any of you. Now go make yourself useful and dig for Oil nutfuck.

(01-28-2012, 01:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

Why are you so jealous of Mo? Is it because he's attractive in a chunky Anthony Bourdain kinda way?

Please put on make up, You're fucking up my fantasy.

(01-28-2012, 01:48 PM)JsMom Wrote: Listen, Jed. I am not a KissAss and would never change for any of you. Now go make yourself useful and dig for Oil nutfuck.

Ok, newbie. stay as you are but don't say I didn't try.

(01-28-2012, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 01:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

Why are you so jealous of Mo? Is it because he's attractive in a chunky Anthony Bourdain kinda way?

Please put on make up, You're fucking up my fantasy.

Good! I don't want to be in your fantasy, you dirty old bird chested coot.

(01-28-2012, 02:28 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 01:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

Why are you so jealous of Mo? Is it because he's attractive in a chunky Anthony Bourdain kinda way?

Please put on make up, You're fucking up my fantasy.

Good! I don't want to be in your fantasy, you dirty old bird chested coot.

It's ok, I can adjust my fantasy.

(01-28-2012, 02:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: It's ok, I can adjust my fantasy.

You can, but I don't think TheKid would appreciate it.

Dick means he will flip you over, so don't worry about the makeup.

Cracker knows Dick.

Well Dick could just put a bag over his head and it would be good for both of us, although I'm quite disturbed thinking about it now. Thanks.

Sally says things that stick to your gullet like a big gob of peanut butter.

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Threads sucks ass.

Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

My fucking Saturday is ruined, I hope you fascist bitches are happy.

Oh come on, just because you look like some grumpy homeless crack addict, doesn't mean that everybody else has to join in in your misery.

(01-29-2012, 02:14 AM)Mohammed Wrote:

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Threads sucks ass.

Mo has to hold his head up like smeaga and her tits to keep the fat rolls from giving him 3 chins and I can't fucking post in it to say so.

My fucking Saturday is ruined, I hope you fascist bitches are happy.

Oh come on, just because you look like some grumpy homeless crack addict, doesn't mean that everybody else has to join in in your misery.

Stop being so sensitive you big pussy you.

I'm not sensitive, but you DO look grumpy. Very!

It's like somebody burned your meth lab to the ground and took all your dried Gator meat as well for good meassure. If that would happen to me, I wouldn't like sexy people either mate.

(01-29-2012, 01:23 PM)Mohammed Wrote: It's like somebody burned your meth lab to the ground and took all your dried Gator meat as well for good meassure. If that would happen to me, I wouldn't like sexy people either mate.

Don't put that out there in the universe, Mo. You live in a Muslim country that is anti-alcohol. I don't think beer burns, but the good stuff does. If you breathe those thoughts into existence, you could wind up in camel fucker land with no boozes.