(02-21-2012, 08:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No one is forced to stay on topic in Mock.

No shit?

(02-21-2012, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you want a mimosa thread start one, this thread is for real people drinking real bloody marys.

Mimosa is a tree.

if i want to drink champagne and orange juice in your thread, i will.

sadly, i'm drinking tea instead.

so tell us the new Avon shades for spring.

(02-21-2012, 09:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: so tell us the new Avon shades for spring.

(02-21-2012, 09:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you want a mimosa thread start one, this thread is for real people drinking real bloody marys.

Mimosa is a tree.

so tell us the new Avon shades for spring. [/b]

Just wait until I get my pink Cadillac we will see who is laughing then.

Bwahahaha! funny bitches.

Avon brings back childhood memories, my step mom had an avon bottle collection that surrounded the whole fucking family room, a shelf that was built by my Dad specifically for that purpose.

i want to see Dickie in his pink hardhat and with his pink lunchbox to go with his pink caddy.

(02-21-2012, 09:49 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i want to see Dickie in his pink hardhat and pink lunchbox to go with his pink caddy.

You couldn't handle it.

*snicker*

hells bells.

(02-21-2012, 09:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:

hells bells.

Actually those were the morning bells at the catholic church.

Bless me father for I have sinned. Wanna know what I did?

(02-21-2012, 09:59 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Bless me father for I have sinned. Wanna know what I did?

a video would be cool.

(02-21-2012, 09:27 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 09:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you want a mimosa thread start one, this thread is for real people drinking real bloody marys.

Mimosa is a tree.

so tell us the new Avon shades for spring. [/b]

Just wait until I get my pink Cadillac we will see who is laughing then.

Dang Dick, sorry to break it to you. It's Mary Kay who gives out the pink Cadillacs. But, you can earn some nice free make-up, jewlery, and perfume if you continue to kick ass selling Avon. You'll be the most allluring in all the forum.

(02-21-2012, 10:12 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 09:27 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 09:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you want a mimosa thread start one, this thread is for real people drinking real bloody marys.

Mimosa is a tree.

so tell us the new Avon shades for spring. [/b]

Just wait until I get my pink Cadillac we will see who is laughing then.

Dang Dick, sorry to break it to you. It's Mary Kay who gives out the pink Cadillacs. But, you can earn some nice free make-up, jewlery, and perfume if you continue to kick ass selling Avon. You'll be the most allluring in all the forum.

Suuuuuuuuush.

I had them on the wrong track.

I'll keep your secret, for a price. I'd like some plum eyeshadow, some of that Anew moisturizer, and a rose lipliner.

That's the problem with most people they think small.

(02-21-2012, 10:30 AM)IMaDick Wrote: That's the problem with most people they think small.

Shit, your're right. Toss in a nail polish and a medium-shade pressed powder too.

I only use liner, mascara & gloss so I can't be bribed.

(02-21-2012, 10:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I only use liner, mascara & gloss so I can't be bribed.

I've seen your photos; you don't need anything else. Foxy. I, on the other hand, need some color-enhancement.