(03-04-2012, 09:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Nobody gonna post theirs? It's a bit long, so just post the stuff that doesn't make you seem like an ass.

You have a Fire hand. This is known as the instinctive hand. You are creative and imaginative. You surround yourself with people, more comfortable in groups than alone. You are generally unafraid to take risks. You launch yourself enthusiastically into all your endeavors, driven by your passionate nature.
You have a fairly adaptable personality. You could thrive in a number of different life paths. You daydream of adventure and novelty, although you may not make the effort to make it happen. It is quite possible and likely that you had or will have difficulty choosing a specific direction in life.
You relish luxury, enjoying the finer things life has to offer. You are highly sensual and social. You must be careful as you may be prone to addiction and overindulgence.


You are in relatively good health and generally live your life joyfully and in high spirits.
You can be unpredictable. Most of the time, you are methodically minded, but occasionally you will make decisions based solely upon emotion and passion.
You are a fairly straight forward person. You don't typically worry too much, though you may occasionally be prone to bouts of stress and need to be careful not to keep things bottled up, only to explode later.

You are strong willed without necessarily being stubborn. You are a well adjusted individual, balanced in your thinking between logic and emotion.
You have a flexible nature. You are pleasantly capable of compromise. However, you need to be careful that you don't allow people to take advantage of your willingness to bend over backward to please others.
You are a well rounded and sound thinker, possessing a healthy symmetry between emotion and reason, typically thinking before making a decision.
You are typically cautious and thoughtful, rather than impulsive in your actions. You think through the consequences before making a move. It would benefit you to occasionally go with your gut instinct instead and step a bit out of your comfort zone.
Your ego is driven by your thoughtful and pensive nature. You tend to act more out of logic and reason than emotion in your dealings.

You are possessive of relatively good health. You are full of vitality and energy. You have a positive, optimistic outlook on life, and are able to cope well.
You possess a strong vitality. You are a vibrant, energetic person. You will live a full, eventful life. You have a high likelihood of success and wealth.
You have a fairly reserved nature and a general lack of self-reliance. Most likely, there was a strong family influence in your childhood. You may have to deal with a fear of commitment.
You bloomed or are blooming later in life than most of your peers. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Embrace the new self you are discovering.
The lines across your Life Line are your lines of influence. They show the people and the experiences that have influenced your life. These include good and bad experiences.

The Highlights, I'm pretty sure this shit is phony


You have a Fire hand. This is known as the instinctive hand. You are creative and imaginative. You surround yourself with people, more comfortable in groups than alone. You are generally unafraid to take risks. You launch yourself enthusiastically into all your endeavors, driven by your passionate nature.


You are a natural born leader, with a strong force of will. You can be very stubborn, even overbearing. You should be aware of your tendency toward being cocky and arrogant.


You are possessive of relatively good health. You are full of vitality and energy. You have a positive, optimistic outlook on life, and are able to cope well.


You have strong mental energy. You have a strong intellect. You are an intense and rational thinker. You are a clever person with a well organized thought process.


You have strong emotional energy. You wear your heart on your sleeve. You seek romance and grand gestures in your relationships. You are emotionally mature. You prefer relationships to the single life.

Holy Moly. We share the same traits. Bwahahahaha!

(03-05-2012, 09:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy Moly. We share the same traits. Bwahahahaha!

I bet we would make lightening bolts if we ever touched each other.

Mine was the same. Either we are all Fire Hands or that site was some bullshit.

Or we all have man hands.

I have normal size female hands goddamnit but I have girly muscles & I could knock you da fuck out. Pow, two hits, me hittin' you & you hittin' the floor.

(03-05-2012, 09:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy Moly. We share the same traits. Bwahahahaha!

Duchess a female dick?

(03-05-2012, 05:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Or we all have man hands.

Nope, little hands here. Yours are little, too. That's why you think your penis is so big.

(03-05-2012, 06:19 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-05-2012, 05:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Or we all have man hands.

Nope, little hands here. Yours are little, too. That's why you think your penis is so big.

Ummmmm, I think you may have that all screwed up.

Sure you have little hands that is why your mouth is so big.

(03-05-2012, 06:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sure you have little hands that is why your mouth is so big.

Every mouth seems so big because your penis is so little.

(03-05-2012, 06:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-05-2012, 06:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sure you have little hands that is why your mouth is so big.

Every mouth seems so big because your penis is so little.

every penis seems small in that cave you call a mouth.

(03-05-2012, 06:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: every penis seems small in that cave you call a mouth.

My mouth is penis free. Like your underwear.

Hahaha!!!!!!

(03-05-2012, 06:42 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-05-2012, 06:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: every penis seems small in that cave you call a mouth.

My mouth is penis free. Like your underwear.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have little hands. Six 6 ring size. And a french manicure. Take that fools!

I have an Air Hand. I cannot copy/paste on my phone.

(03-05-2012, 06:42 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-05-2012, 06:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: every penis seems small in that cave you call a mouth.

My mouth is penis free. Like your underwear.

So your mouth serves no purpose.

(03-05-2012, 07:03 PM)JsMom Wrote: I have an Air Hand.

You know..if I don't say it someone else will.