I have my baloney skin on now, or is that balogna skin?

(03-06-2012, 01:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have my baloney skin on now, or is that balogna skin?

Quoting from Genisis, the correct term is "baloney skin"

Genesis 17

9-Then God said to Abraham, “As for you, you must keep my covenant, you and your descendants after you for the generations to come. 10-This is my covenant with you and your descendants after you, the covenant you are to keep: Every male among you shall be baloney skinned .

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: Ewww!! LC, you gross me out with your worm photos! UGH I HATE bugs, worms, mice, all that. I would die if I even seen a slug.

you are sooooooo sensitive. i hope your son doesn't become afraid of creepy-crawlies. boys like that shit.

Maggot likes yucky weird things, so i like to post them for him. he grows worms in his basement. and god only knows what else is down there in the mad scientist cave.

Baloney skin?

(03-06-2012, 01:48 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Baloney skin?

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.

I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

(03-06-2012, 01:48 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Baloney skin?

A suit.

(03-06-2012, 01:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: Ewww!! LC, you gross me out with your worm photos! UGH I HATE bugs, worms, mice, all that. I would die if I even seen a slug.

you are sooooooo sensitive. i hope your son doesn't become afraid of creepy-crawlies. boys like that shit.

Maggot likes yucky weird things, so i like to post them for him. he grows worms in his basement. and god only knows what else is down there in the mad scientist cave.

This boy loves bugs. He gets a good laugh out of chasing me around the yard with a bug/worm. :ashamed: I just can't help it. When I lived in Michigan I was never scared of bugs and shit. It wasn't until I moved to the south and heard about the poisonous spiders, ticks, and fucking cicadas.

(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.

I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

I'd chase you around the yard with it if I could.

(03-06-2012, 04:07 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.

I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

You have never seen a slug?!?!? Have you ever been camping? Have you ever went outside in the morning after a day of rain?

I have stepped on a few slugs when I was little, running around without shoes on. I would freak out now and scrub my toes for a week.

I have slipped on them things like stepping on a banana peel with my bare foot a few times. You can kill them with diatramecous earth. I sprinkle my garden every year. Its like eating glass for them.

(03-06-2012, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd chase you around the yard with it if I could.

Then I'd end up dead due to a heart attack or in jail because I ran your ass over with my car

for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo!
just saute in garlic and butter

(03-06-2012, 06:51 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 04:07 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.

I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

You have never seen a slug?!?!? Have you ever been camping? Have you ever went outside in the morning after a day of rain?

I have stepped on a few slugs when I was little, running around without shoes on. I would freak out now and scrub my toes for a week.

OH YAH I've seen them slimy bastards! As far as camping, yes, I like to camp but I TRY to stay clear of bugs. Not all bugs trip me out. Mostly ones that are slimy, can stick to me or are poisonous.

(03-06-2012, 07:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo!
just saute in garlic and butter

LC, that's not the point. They are big slimy and GROSS. Don't get me started on my shucking of corn! I had nightmares as a kid.

NO SISSIES ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD. WAH WAH WAH

Ok...enough said...on to the next thread

i know it's tuesday, but if i got you a plumber's butt tee-shirt, would it help you feel a little better today Maggoty?

(03-06-2012, 07:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo!
just saute in garlic and butter

We must have a different breed over here...not so long ago some genius ate one for a bet and it damn near killed him;

http://www.news.com.au/national/man-batt...5866012092