really does enhance who I am.

I've had the IPhone for about a month now, and love everything about it.

Now I'm the one who gets to look down his nose at the others who are making due with the old dinosaur technology.

So, as an owner of a 'smartphone' do you feel 'superior' to those that don't (or just wealthier and snarkier)?

I was superior to most of the planet before the iPhone was invented. Now its hard for mere mortals to even get in my orbit

(04-02-2012, 11:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So, as an owner of a 'smartphone' do you feel 'superior' to those that don't (or just wealthier and snarkier)?

No, no & no.

Damn, you're letting your phone define you. Bwahahaha!

(04-02-2012, 12:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-02-2012, 11:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So, as an owner of a 'smartphone' do you feel 'superior' to those that don't (or just wealthier and snarkier)?

No, no & no.

Damn, you're letting your phone define you. Bwahahaha!

You better fucking believe it!

Too bad owning a smart phone won't make you smart, MS.

(04-02-2012, 12:16 PM)username Wrote: Too bad owning a smart phone won't make you smart, MS.

I totally understand that, but the perception from a complete stranger of course, is that I'm smart!

(04-02-2012, 12:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You better fucking believe it!

*shrugs* I don't understand that mindset. You really believe that an expensive phone speaks to who you are as a person? Do you feel the same way about the vehicle you drive?

(04-02-2012, 12:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: the perception from a complete stranger of course, is that I'm smart!

No, no it doesn't. My mind hasn't changed at all after discovering you own an iPhone. You dipshit.

Duchess, I must really rattle your cage?

You think you're fucking with me, etc. You're kind of an old crag. I read all your posts.

I've got time this morning. What about me gets you so fired up?
You think I'm a moron? Clearly not (except for prognosticating). I've challenged you to an intelligence test before, and you declined.

So, what gives? You try and jump in every time I post, and you're the one who ends up looking like an idiot.

Kind of like right now. You're taking me literally again with this SmartPhone shit???

Bwahahahahahahaha (to quote someone I know online) !!

So does Suri tell you how smart you are MS?

(04-02-2012, 12:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've challenged you to an intelligence test before, and you declined.

I don't recall that at all. You've challenged me, huh, to an intelligence test? *snicker*

I'm smarter than you, dipshit.

Your brain is in your pecker, that renders you worthless in my eyes.

(04-02-2012, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-02-2012, 12:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've challenged you to an intelligence test before, and you declined.

I don't recall that at all. You've challenged me, huh, to an intelligence test? *snicker*

I'm smarter than you, dipshit.

Your brain is in your pecker, that renders you worthless in my eyes.

Show him your boobs Duch. All other thoughts will flee from his mind and you will indeed be smarter than him.

(04-02-2012, 12:44 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(04-02-2012, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-02-2012, 12:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've challenged you to an intelligence test before, and you declined.

I don't recall that at all. You've challenged me, huh, to an intelligence test? *snicker*

I'm smarter than you, dipshit.

Your brain is in your pecker, that renders you worthless in my eyes.

Show him your boobs Duch. All other thoughts will flee from his mind and you will indeed be smarter than him.

You ladies of Mock really seem upset that I enjoy looking at women.

Now, do I remain faithful to my wife? Of course.

BTW Ramsey, Duchess does have a nice rack.

Yes, I do.

Yes she does!! I saw a glimpse in the pic she had up. And that is how I know that if she flasehed you a full frontal you would be speechless! ahaha

(04-02-2012, 12:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess, I must really rattle your cage?

You think you're fucking with me, etc. You're kind of an old crag. I read all your posts.

I've got time this morning. What about me gets you so fired up?
You think I'm a moron? Clearly not (except for prognosticating). I've challenged you to an intelligence test before, and you declined.

So, what gives? You try and jump in every time I post, and you're the one who ends up looking like an idiot.

Kind of like right now. You're taking me literally again with this SmartPhone shit???

Bwahahahahahahaha (to quote someone I know online) !!

This is a joke, right?
Telling someone they look like an idiot, when clearly you hold the kings crown for that category.

I'm sure you'll come back and say that this whole post was a joke, when you know in your non-existing heart, you think you are actually better than people who don't have an i-phone.

Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

If you were standing beside me now, I would take my Android and smack you upside your head with it...there's a smart phone for you...one that knows when IDIOTS are around, and tells me to smack them with it.

(04-02-2012, 01:16 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

I beg to differ.

You're one mean granny, assaulting individuals with your giant Wal-Mart bag. I'd have to get a restraining order out for your ass.

Stick your stupid smart phone up your ass, Midwest Spy. That's all I have to say on this subject.

(04-02-2012, 01:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-02-2012, 01:16 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

I beg to differ.

You're one mean granny, assaulting individuals with your giant Wal-Mart bag. I'd have to get a restraining order out for your ass.

And that's the best you got?
You're the one getting on here saying you're better than everyone else who doesn't have an i-phone.

I beg to differ...there are a million different phones out there, how the hell can you tell if someone has an i-phone or a different brand? You're an arrogant bastard.

And, I don't carry giant Wal-Mart bag, or any other giant bag. Just because your wife likes to pose for "people of WalMart" pics, doesn't mean we all like shopping there.

(04-02-2012, 01:30 PM)sally Wrote: Stick your stupid smart phone up your ass, Midwest Spy. That's all I have to say on this subject.

Sally, I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

You're still using your rotary landline.

You heard someone say 'cell phone' and thought they were talking about the pay phone at the county jail.