(04-05-2012, 03:37 PM)Cracker Wrote: No offense, but is any of this shit worth repeating?

Expressions that some use, yes, they are clever & funny, original. Some people are lazy cunts and can't be bothered to use their own minds to come up with their own material.

I've banged more quiff, pissed more blood and drank more beer than all you numbnuts put together.

Is that my original material or stolen?

Stolen...I know you're a movie buff.

Clint Eastwood said that. The Marine movie. Can't remember which one, Hamburger Hill maybe?

I looked, Heartbreak Ridge.

I knew it was a movie because I would most of the men around here have had more women than MS.

(04-05-2012, 04:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: Clint Eastwood said that. The Marine movie. Can't remember which one, Hamburger Hill maybe?

I looked, Heartbreak Ridge.

I knew it was a movie because I would most of the men around here have had more women than MS.

And some of the women too.

(04-05-2012, 03:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You being here is offensive Crackass.

Ramsey, you should STFU. You should thank her. From what I've seen, she's been ignoring you while you hump her leg all over the damn forum.

Sheesh.

(04-05-2012, 04:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: most of the men around here have had more women than MS.

I know you like to bust chops, but I highly doubt (outside of Mo, maybe) that there's any regular in the forum who's banged more quiff than MS (and, I'm not counting the paid for ones, either)!

Now, I certainly have not drank more beer than most, and the pissing blood thing? I'd remember that.

Anyway, Eastwood was at his finest in Heartbreak Ridge. Check it out sometime.

Why do men pay for sex? I've never paid for sex, never even considered it and I don't know any women that have. I want to know why men pay for it.

...and I don't think there should be any leg humping going on in Mock. That's for retards & beneath our site.

Carry on...

(04-05-2012, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why do men pay for sex? I've never paid for sex, never even considered it and I don't know any women that have. I want to know why men pay for it.

Well, let me tell ya, I don't know any women who've paid for sex, either.

I don't think that's very strange.

Women hold all the cards, er, umm, 'the keys to the funhouse' if you will.

So, you get men who want to have it NOW.

What are their options? Hope there's some random woman nearby just waiting to get nailed? Doesn't quite work that way, thus, hookers.

(04-05-2012, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why do men pay for sex? I've never paid for sex, never even considered it and I don't know any women that have. I want to know why men pay for it.

Wham, bam, thankyou ma'am, no strings attached.

So, you get men who want to have it NOW.


So what you're saying is that you're soooo fucking desparate, and have no self control...therefore, you admit to the whole world you pay nasty, dirty whores to get laid.

We've probably all seen you on COPS.

(04-05-2012, 04:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-05-2012, 04:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: most of the men around here have had more women than MS.

Anyway, Eastwood was at his finest in Heartbreak Ridge. Check it out sometime.

You re-tard. I did see the fucking movie. That's why I remember him saying that. And he made them all wear the same shirts.

I liked Space Cowboys better.

I've see most war movies. Not The Hurt Locker, though. Can't bring myself to watch that one.

I would prefer men pay for sex. If you have to cook and do dishes and work full-time, what's the fucking point of having some man around asking for shit all time?

(04-05-2012, 04:57 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: We've probably all seen you on COPS.

I thought guys just used their hand if they want it NOW.

That's why some women (Aussie excluded) have vibrators.

(04-05-2012, 04:31 PM)username Wrote: Ramsey, you should STFU. You should thank her. From what I've seen, she's been ignoring you while you hump her leg all over the damn forum.

Sheesh.

She is absolutely the stupidest person here. She adds no value, she isn't funny, and I never learn anything from her posts. I don't see the point of having a ramsey except for when Duchess wants someone to keep her ass warm.

(04-05-2012, 05:00 PM)username Wrote: That's why some women (Aussie excluded) have vibrators.

What does Aussie do for sex? Not sure I want to open up that can, but still...

(04-05-2012, 05:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't see the point of having a ramsey except for when Duchess wants someone to keep her ass warm.

Why do I keep any of you fuckers around. I feed, clothe & put a roof over your heads because it's my extreme pleasure to do so.

Plus we are funny. Sometimes.

(04-05-2012, 04:57 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So, you get men who want to have it NOW.


So what you're saying is that you're soooo fucking desparate, and have no self control...therefore, you admit to the whole world you pay nasty, dirty whores to get laid.

We've probably all seen you on COPS.

I'm sure you're addressing that to Cars, right?

I see a lot of Bitter Betty going on in your posts directed towards me.

Any guess as to why it's called the 'world's oldest profession'?

There are some seriously ugly men in this world. How are they supposed to get laid, without raping somebody? Help me, please.

And to answer your question, yes, I was arrested in Season 3, Fort Worth, TX. Look it up.

(04-05-2012, 04:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: You re-tard. I did see the fucking movie. That's why I remember him saying that.

I would prefer men pay for sex. If you have to cook and do dishes and work full-time, what's the fucking point of having some man around asking for shit all time?

I thought you'd just looked it up.

And, with your second paragraph, you've got a pretty good point.