(04-16-2012, 09:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well aren't you clever?

I don't list "clever" in the singles ads, I keep that one hidden and only whip it out for the special guys.

username is hot and clever. I don't think she'll make out with you either though.

(04-16-2012, 09:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 08:58 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I had to go back and find out if we'd crossed at some point. Frankly I didn't find much. Obvious you and Donovan are getting along smashingly. Maybe I'll make out with you or something. Not sure yet. Are you hot? I only ask because I'm pretty shallow.

I don't consider myself all that physically attractive, but I'm reasonably intelligent, I have a strong warped sense of humor and people typically find me to be nice. At least that's what I claim in the singles ads. It's what's inside that counts and contributes to one's hotness, right? I'm cool with Donovan; just mocking. We do that here.

About the making out with me, will have to take a pass. I'm sure you're a lovely man though.

I just found your pics. At least it says they're you. We could probably do some damage.

(04-16-2012, 10:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 09:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well aren't you clever?

I don't list "clever" in the singles ads, I keep that one hidden and only whip it out for the special guys.

username is hot and clever. I don't think she'll make out with you either though.

Not making out with someone I met on the internet would probably be easier to explain to my wife anyway.

(04-16-2012, 10:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 09:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 08:58 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I had to go back and find out if we'd crossed at some point. Frankly I didn't find much. Obvious you and Donovan are getting along smashingly. Maybe I'll make out with you or something. Not sure yet. Are you hot? I only ask because I'm pretty shallow.

I don't consider myself all that physically attractive, but I'm reasonably intelligent, I have a strong warped sense of humor and people typically find me to be nice. At least that's what I claim in the singles ads. It's what's inside that counts and contributes to one's hotness, right? I'm cool with Donovan; just mocking. We do that here.

About the making out with me, will have to take a pass. I'm sure you're a lovely man though.

I just found your pics. At least it says they're you. We could probably do some damage.

Ah, fuck it. I thought you were a virgin? Save the damage, mister. Donovan already gave me shit about having a bit of a duckish face and damaged my self esteem irreparably.

(04-16-2012, 09:57 PM)username Wrote: Blurg. That would be MS's perpetual hard on.

Where is MS? I haven't seen him or his hard on in awhile.

(04-16-2012, 10:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 10:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 09:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 08:58 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I had to go back and find out if we'd crossed at some point. Frankly I didn't find much. Obvious you and Donovan are getting along smashingly. Maybe I'll make out with you or something. Not sure yet. Are you hot? I only ask because I'm pretty shallow.

I don't consider myself all that physically attractive, but I'm reasonably intelligent, I have a strong warped sense of humor and people typically find me to be nice. At least that's what I claim in the singles ads. It's what's inside that counts and contributes to one's hotness, right? I'm cool with Donovan; just mocking. We do that here.

About the making out with me, will have to take a pass. I'm sure you're a lovely man though.

I just found your pics. At least it says they're you. We could probably do some damage.

Ah, fuck it. I thought you were a virgin? Save the damage, mister. Donovan already gave me shit about having a bit of a duckish face and damaged my self esteem irreparably.

Freshly minted mocker baby! I get the feeling your SE is just fine.

(04-16-2012, 10:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 10:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 09:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 08:58 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I had to go back and find out if we'd crossed at some point. Frankly I didn't find much. Obvious you and Donovan are getting along smashingly. Maybe I'll make out with you or something. Not sure yet. Are you hot? I only ask because I'm pretty shallow.

I don't consider myself all that physically attractive, but I'm reasonably intelligent, I have a strong warped sense of humor and people typically find me to be nice. At least that's what I claim in the singles ads. It's what's inside that counts and contributes to one's hotness, right? I'm cool with Donovan; just mocking. We do that here.

About the making out with me, will have to take a pass. I'm sure you're a lovely man though.

I just found your pics. At least it says they're you. We could probably do some damage.

Ah, fuck it. I thought you were a virgin? Save the damage, mister. Donovan already gave me shit about having a bit of a duckish face and damaged my self esteem irreparably.

That was only flirting, but my imaginary girlfriend is the jealous type. She also cooks for me and can stay awake longer and knows where the sharp stuff is, so I make it a rule not to piss her off. I don't flirt any more.

Then I also don't flirt any less, but that's just splitting hairs.

(04-16-2012, 10:10 PM)Donovan Wrote: That was only flirting, but my imaginary girlfriend is the jealous type. She also cooks for me and can stay awake longer and knows where the sharp stuff is, so I make it a rule not to piss her off. I don't flirt any more.

Then I also don't flirt any less, but that's just splitting hairs.

Giving your imaginary girlfriend jealousy issues is indicative of controlling and domineering qualities on your part; needing to be coveted. Unprofessionally speaking of course, layman's guess. Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.

(04-16-2012, 10:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I just found your pics.

Was that a pic of you that Duchess showed Esad?

(04-16-2012, 10:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 10:10 PM)Donovan Wrote: That was only flirting, but my imaginary girlfriend is the jealous type. She also cooks for me and can stay awake longer and knows where the sharp stuff is, so I make it a rule not to piss her off. I don't flirt any more.

Then I also don't flirt any less, but that's just splitting hairs.

Giving your imaginary girlfriend jealousy issues is indicative of controlling and domineering qualities on your part; needing to be coveted. Unprofessionally speaking of course, layman's guess. Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.

missed wide right. I'm about as easygoing a partner as it gets, but she has baggage related to cheating exes. Actually my life experience without going into detail has made me extremely comfortable in my own skin and alone for extended periods of time, and I occasionally need to be reminded to rejoin the social sphere so I don't disappear entirely. A lot of people seem to have difficulty with that habit, especially when I disappear and can't really fully account for where I was or what I was doing. You can imagine that a person with trust issues might struggle.

(04-16-2012, 10:37 PM)Donovan Wrote: missed wide right. I'm about as easygoing a partner as it gets, but she has baggage related to cheating exes. Actually my life experience without going into detail has made me extremely comfortable in my own skin and alone for extended periods of time, and I occasionally need to be reminded to rejoin the social sphere so I don't disappear entirely. A lot of people seem to have difficulty with that habit, especially when I disappear and can't really fully account for where I was or what I was doing. You can imagine that a person with trust issues might struggle.

Dude, if you've given your imaginary girlfriend cheating exes, jealousy with internet flirting, and trust issues, I think it might be you that has the baggage - just sayin'. You really better wait for aussiefriend, I'm in over my head here. Don't disappear! She's in another time zone and usually drops by later in the evening.

If this is about a "real" girlfriend, meh, everybody's got their shit and she sounds like she's (too) good for/to you. And, possibly you like having someone who needs nurturing? I take off by myself for days just because, but I am always able to account for my time. If you lose time and can't account for days, not even aussiefriend will be able to help you, I'm afraid. Now, if instead you're off with RG and the Polish prostitutes and are just not "willing" to account for your time, your girlfriend will rightfully dump your selfish ass soon enough - problem solved.

This concludes my contribution to the bonding and amateur psych portion of this thread. My head hurts.

I suspect every woman is eventually too good for me in some fashion, and I don't lose time; it's just hard for people to understand how I entertain myself for hours in my own pursuits and I don't keep track of such trivia as the passage of hours. If someone has a problem with needing to know my whereabouts, that's their problem not mine. I am not an object to be owned and bartered, and most women have difficulty when reminded that they are only one of about four billion women on the planet, and therefore easily replaced.

Despite what your mothers told you, none of you are princesses...

(04-16-2012, 11:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Despite what your mothers told you, none of you are princesses...

I BEG TO DIFFER, GOAT BRAINED OAF!!!

(04-16-2012, 11:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: I suspect every woman is eventually too good for me in some fashion, and I don't lose time; it's just hard for people to understand how I entertain myself for hours in my own pursuits and I don't keep track of such trivia as the passage of hours. If someone has a problem with needing to know my whereabouts, that's their problem not mine. I am not an object to be owned and bartered, and most women have difficulty when reminded that they are only one of about four billion women on the planet, and therefore easily replaced.

Despite what your mothers told you, none of you are princesses...

So, it was a real girlfriend you were describing? Makes more sense. Some of us women have no problem with a lot of time apart and actually require it, but our boyfriends/lovers don't exactly appreciate it (until we find the right one, hook up with someone who travels a lot, or engage in long distance relationships). I don't think it's a "female" insecurity or trust issue; been on your side of that fence many times with some pretty strong men on the other side. But, I don't consider it "their problem"; just an incompatability that's hard to overcome.

Shit, you reeled my back in!

(04-16-2012, 11:22 PM)username Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 11:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Despite what your mothers told you, none of you are princesses...

I BEG TO DIFFER, GOAT BRAINED OAF!!!

(04-16-2012, 11:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 11:22 PM)username Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 11:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Despite what your mothers told you, none of you are princesses...

I BEG TO DIFFER, GOAT BRAINED OAF!!!

If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard this....

(04-16-2012, 10:27 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 10:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I just found your pics.

Was that a pic of you that Duchess showed Esad?

Not sure. Which one?

(04-16-2012, 10:07 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 09:57 PM)username Wrote: Blurg. That would be MS's perpetual hard on.

Where is MS? I haven't seen him or his hard on in awhile.

MS is either gonna be mad at the three of us for making fun of him, or he's gonna try to wrangle us into a 4-way. He's moody. Hard to tell which...

MS:

Wait a second - How'd we get Polish hookers? I said Russian. Some polish girls are born with a soul and that just won't do. Not with what we're going to ask of them.

(04-16-2012, 11:38 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Wait a second - How'd we get Polish hookers? I said Russian. Some polish girls are born with a soul and that just won't do. Not with what we're going to ask of them.

Shit, I misquoted you, for real (and by accident). You did say Russian prostitutes. My bad. I was eating a Polish sausage while posting - got a little distracted.