(04-18-2012, 05:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. All the same; no one's complaining,

It's vulgar & Ima lil' snot for saying so. *shrugs*

Sorry Duchess, I edited that part, but RG is faster than a speeding bullet and quoted me first.

I wasn't referring to YOU!

(04-18-2012, 05:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wasn't referring to YOU!

I know! But, I did edit the "no one" part. Figured some people with good taste might actually be complaining and didn't want to appear to be speaking for them.

I'll watch the jerk off show if it's still in progress when I get back. I like tragedies.

(04-18-2012, 05:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You read me like a book, stud. I would love to be someone who needs constant support and back-patting (or cock-stroking, for you fine gentlemen) to engage in some internet sparring. It's a real drag being independent; all that pressure and thinking that's required. I so wish I were one of you guys. I'm working on the jelly thing, but these things take time. Just be patient and supportive, 'k?

I meant a little fat.

(04-18-2012, 05:52 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You read me like a book, stud. I would love to be someone who needs constant support and back-patting (or cock-stroking, for you fine gentlemen) to engage in some internet sparring. It's a real drag being independent; all that pressure and thinking that's required. I so wish I were one of you guys. I'm working on the jelly thing, but these things take time. Just be patient and supportive, 'k?

I meant a little fat.

Well, at least you attempted a save. Not a contextual or coherent one, but an attempt nonetheless.

What's your favorite flavor of jelly donut?

I'm back everybody! Anyone wanna know what I did with my penis tonight? It was quite a bit of fun, and only a little bit of crying toward the end. I couldn't help it.

Careful. People are getting uh less then complimentary about all the penis talk.

(04-18-2012, 11:03 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm back everybody! Anyone wanna know what I did with my penis tonight? It was quite a bit of fun, and only a little bit of crying toward the end. I couldn't help it.

Ah hell, I'll bite. What did you do with your penis tonight, Donovan?

Pretty sure I made her fall in love with me.

(04-18-2012, 11:11 PM)Donovan Wrote: Pretty sure I made her fall in love with me.

Sweet! Love is the drug...

Yeah, she been all up in my shit today. Maybe that's her deal *shrug. I mean it's been a whirlwind of double entendre and clever innuendo pretty much all day long. I'd be less than truthful if I was to say I didn't feel as if I needed an adult more than once today. Uncomfortable.

And than another one wouldn't stop questioning my masculinity in a thinly veiled attempt to hide her strange compunction to compete sexually with younger more attractive woman. Maybe even her own daughter.

Heck of place. Can't imagine how a rape conversation would go around here. I guess it would give people an excellent opportunity to make a public statement as to their distaste for the subject/act. So there is that.

Hey everybody how about that rape?

(04-18-2012, 11:21 PM)Riotgear Wrote: And than another one wouldn't stop questioning my masculinity...

*snort* Good to know I got under your thin skin, gay boy.

"in a thinly veiled attempt to hide her strange compunction to compete sexually with younger more attractive woman. Maybe even her own daughter."

Hmm...looks like you forgot a bit.

Damn. How hot is your daughter?

(04-18-2012, 11:03 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm back everybody! Anyone wanna know what I did with my penis tonight? It was quite a bit of fun, and only a little bit of crying toward the end. I couldn't help it.

If your hand wasn't so calloused it might not bring you to tears.

(04-18-2012, 11:59 PM)Riotgear Wrote: "in a thinly veiled attempt to hide her strange compunction to compete sexually with younger more attractive woman. Maybe even her own daughter."

Hmm...looks like you forgot a bit.

Damn. How hot is your daughter?

My daughter is lovely. But I said in another post that I don't "compete" with her, lol. I'll keep my sexual interests in my generation and she won't have any sexual interests until she's...20. Dammit.

/bows

(04-18-2012, 11:21 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Yeah, she been all up in my shit today. Maybe that's her deal *shrug. I mean it's been a whirlwind of double entendre and clever innuendo pretty much all day long. I'd be less than truthful if I was to say I didn't feel as if I needed an adult more than once today. Uncomfortable.

Heck of place. Can't imagine how a rape conversation would go around here. I guess it would give people an excellent opportunity to make a public statement as to their distaste for the subject/act. So there is that.

Well, you were right about one thing today, no surprises in this thread. Dick challenged you, you claimed a premature victory, your friend came in to stroke you, you talked about your cock ad naseum, and you ended up on the subject of rape. Riotgear 101 - same old routine.

High times indeed.

Riotgear Wrote: I'd be less than truthful if I was to say I didn't feel as if I needed an adult more than once today.

Riotgear Wrote: /bows

No need to bow your head in shame, RG. So you were admittedly longing for the comfort of an adult protector all day? It's not the most embarassing public display on your part, by a long shot. Tomorrow's a new day.

P.s. I am getting a little tired of having to console you though. Toughen up, man.

(04-18-2012, 11:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 11:11 PM)Donovan Wrote: Pretty sure I made her fall in love with me.

Sweet! Love is the drug...

yep. Life is good.