(04-17-2012, 02:43 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(04-17-2012, 01:07 PM)username Wrote: I am a dirty, slutty princess and you and krystal know it!

Yes User, you are as dirty as they cum. Not "princess" though, "Queen" of Quiffs.

You sound jealous, serf.

Jealous of slutty stumpy smelly frigidaire?

Maybe a little.

(04-17-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 11:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: MS is either gonna be mad at the three of us for making fun of him, or he's gonna try to wrangle us into a 4-way. He's moody. Hard to tell which...

MS:

I've missed you ladies A LOT! Bringin' my hard on to the table now.

By the way, I've got something for the 3 of you. What's the old saying, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you?" Well, in this case, I'm going to enjoy this more than you are.

Here's a depiction of username in 5 years, MS:



She's really rockin' the blue hair and purple shoes, with her purse/weapon hidden in her rain coat. Mean old bat. You better wrangle her and Krystal up quickly; tick tock. I can't make it, but will edit the video - always wanna do my part.

Good to see you, perv!

(04-17-2012, 04:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Here's a depiction of username in 5 years, MS:



She's really rockin' the blue hair and purple shoes, with her purse/weapon hidden in her rain coat. Mean old bat. You better wrangle her and Krystal up quickly; tick tock. I can't make it, but will edit the video - always wanna do my part.

Good to see you, perv!.

Looks like User's going downhill... FAST. This multi-way hookup needs to happen yesterday.

BTW, I know Gear's been raving about Russian and Polish (big hooters) prostitutes, but, until you've, *cough* 'met' a Colombian or Venezuelan woman, you haven't lived.

Those poor Secret Service guys never had a chance.

(04-17-2012, 04:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-17-2012, 04:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Here's a depiction of username in 5 years, MS:



She's really rockin' the blue hair and purple shoes, with her purse/weapon hidden in her rain coat. Mean old bat. You better wrangle her and Krystal up quickly; tick tock. I can't make it, but will edit the video - always wanna do my part.

Good to see you, perv!.

Looks like User's going downhill... FAST. This multi-way hookup needs to happen yesterday.

BTW, I know Gear's been raving about Russian and Polish (big hooters) prostitutes, but, until you've, *cough* 'met' a Colombian or Venezuelan woman, you haven't lived.

Those poor Secret Service guys never had a chance.

I dunno, the scars you get from those soulless Russian hoors is worth the trip all by itself. When they reach for you you don't know until the last second whether it's to run their fingers in your hair or rip out your throat. And the way they whisper "I would like some making fuck..."

(04-17-2012, 03:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: By the way, I've got something for the 3 of you.

I don't want a spankin' today MS.
Besides, USERSLUT deserves all 3 of them and has been asking for them all day long.

I am feeling more like a spanker than a spankee today. Time to break out the leathers!

HotD you are for sure buying the first round of Ensure and Jaggermeister when we meet.

(04-17-2012, 04:24 PM)username Wrote: HotD you are for sure buying the first round of Ensure and Jaggermeister when we meet.

You got it, you old biddy!

(02-23-2011, 08:17 AM)Donkeh Wrote: I wouldn't make Bert mad if I were you. When Burt gets mad, animals die.

Fuck man, is that REALLY you? I've missed you! We all thought you died or got swallowed by a cavernous vaginal flytrap thingie or something.

(04-16-2012, 10:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.

Hi HoTD, I am not qualified to diagnose. A specialist is needed for that. I follow the treatment plan as per the diagnosis of the consultant.

(04-20-2012, 06:19 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(04-16-2012, 10:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hopefully my friend aussie will check in here later, she can give you a credentialed professional's opinion.

Hi HoTD, I am not qualified to diagnose. A specialist is needed for that. I follow the treatment plan as per the diagnosis of the consultant.

Hi aussie. You're no fun. I thought you might give us a good mock diagnosis. Next time...

(04-20-2012, 06:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hi aussie. You're no fun. I thought you might give us a good mock diagnosis. Next time...

It's outside of my scope of practice. But I can make a referral.

I was going to refer this matter to Dick because he pertains to know everything.

Those who think they know it all are most annoying to those of us who actually do.

(04-20-2012, 09:31 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:

(02-23-2011, 08:17 AM)Donkeh Wrote: I wouldn't make Bert mad if I were you. When Burt gets mad, animals die.

Fuck man, is that REALLY you? I've missed you! We all thought you died or got swallowed by a cavernous vaginal flytrap thingie or something.

Aw. I thought Donkeh was back for a minute. Love that kid.