Why do they want to fuck with Robert E. Lee's birthday like that?


Cracker, it looks like it's celebrated the day after Thanksgiving 2012 making it a 4 day weekend and a major shopping day.

I got this US sim card that has cheap call rates back to Aus. It also came with unlimited calls in the US. I thought thats's pretty cool, but who the hell am I going to call. Then I thought which one of you fuckers would actually be interesting to talk to on the phone and how weird your accents would be...

I think LC would be cool, although she could probably kick an ass over the phone. Maggot would be a trip, if you got him before the weed. I reckon F2 would be as funny as hell.

Hmmmm

i don't have a weird accent Crash ^ but Maggoty does. he's an old Yankee. ayup.

i sound like Lauren Bacall.
it would be great to talk to you!

i'll give you Maggot's number too.



just kidding Maggot heh

(04-24-2012, 01:22 AM)crash Wrote: I got this US sim card that has cheap call rates back to Aus. It also came with unlimited calls in the US. I thought thats's pretty cool, but who the hell am I going to call. Then I thought which one of you fuckers would actually be interesting to talk to on the phone and how weird your accents would be...

I think LC would be cool, although she could probably kick an ass over the phone. Maggot would be a trip, if you got him before the weed. I reckon F2 would be as funny as hell.

Hmmmm

I don't "put out" my accent or my funnies on the first phone call. None of that funny business until the 3^rd phone call...and I might get naked too.

(04-24-2012, 01:22 AM)crash Wrote: I got this US sim card that has cheap call rates back to Aus. It also came with unlimited calls in the US. I thought thats's pretty cool, but who the hell am I going to call. Then I thought which one of you fuckers would actually be interesting to talk to on the phone and how weird your accents would be...

I think LC would be cool, although she could probably kick an ass over the phone. Maggot would be a trip, if you got him before the weed. I reckon F2 would be as funny as hell.

Hmmmm

Post your phone number and see who calls you.

I would send crash a text reminding him of his criminal ancestry.

You can call me crash you can call me trash just dont ask for any cash or we are gonna clash.
Here ya go its a work phone so I dont care 603-413-2340

(04-24-2012, 01:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: You can call me crash you can call me trash just dont ask for any cash or we are gonna clash.
Here ya go its a work phone so I dont care 603-413-2340

Rejection hotline numbers

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340


That phone number looks very much like yours Maggot.

You fucker....stop calling me!!!

(04-24-2012, 10:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I would send crash a text reminding him of his criminal ancestry.

I wouldn't reply, reminding you you have a sad life and no one gives a fuck what you think.

I wore 2 different sneakers all day and nobody noticed. I did once I tied my shoes a few min ago. Getting dressed in the dark does that to a person.

Awfully quiet in here kids are gone to the in-laws, wife is gone to school, you guys are sleeping. ...........This wave radio thing is loud!!

(04-24-2012, 10:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I would send crash a text reminding him of his criminal ancestry.

Damn Australians. They're as bad as the Italians; historically empireless and all.

P.s. Personally, I'm all for penal colonies...

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.


Lest we forget

Poor Crash. A stranger in a strange land.

(04-24-2012, 07:33 PM)crash Wrote: They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.


Lest we forget

Sweet.

Come play lyrical dialogue with me and Maggot down under, if you feel like it. He's kinda slow today. I think he might be smokin' the whacky again.

Its kinda cold and my potato sack is waaaaaay over there in the barn. Maybe later.

Has anyone seen the crescent moon and Venus tonight? Thats gotta be some star trippy thing, it looks fantastic together like that!!!

Do you want every asshole in the Christian world praying for you? I don't.

(04-24-2012, 09:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you want every asshole in the Christian world praying for you? I don't.

Go outside and look......heathen.