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Telemarketers
#1
Every day I get calls from Indian telemarketers at work, they call and try to sell me crap from material handling stuff to computer payroll software.
This morning I have begun to use a different tactic.

Me: hello
indian bitch: hello sir I am calling to see if it would be OK to send you an information packet BLA BLA BLA.....on she went.
Me; huh?
Indian bitch: hello sir I am calling to see if it would be OK to send you an information packet BLA BLA BLA.
Me: Celeste no!! ......No Celeste::
Indian bitch: excuse me?
Me: Celeste put the gun down......PUT IT DOWN!!!
BANG!!! (I slammed my phone book on the table)
Indian bitch: sir.....sir.....
Me: sinister laugh...hee hee hee.........

HANGUP


I'm wondering if she will call the cops from india on me. hah
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
i gave them your number.

you may start getting exotic things in the mail soon too.
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#3
I just repeat everything they say back to them. Since they repeat everything they hear back to you, we never get past the first line.
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#4
I dated a telemarketer once. But to be fair, I knew him before he was a telemarketer. We got back together and bang, there it was.
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#5
I always ask them to hold for a minute lay the phone down come back in about 5 minutes and they are usually gone, if they aren't I let them get about 2 words out and ask them to hold on again and repeat until they take me off their call list.
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(05-12-2012, 11:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I always ask them to hold for a minute lay the phone down come back in about 5 minutes and they are usually gone, if they aren't I let them get about 2 words out and ask them to hold on again and repeat until they take me off their call list.

I should have tried that with that guy! Thanks Dick. *note to self*
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(05-12-2012, 05:33 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I dated a telemarketer once. But to be fair, I knew him before he was a telemarketer. We got back together and bang, there it was.

Did he call you after?
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(05-12-2012, 11:46 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Did he call you after?

Why d'ya think I am in here bitchin' bout it? 21
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#9
Telemarketers always leave their dates with hangups.
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#10
(05-12-2012, 11:54 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Telemarketers always leave their dates with hangups.

Story of my life Sunshine. night night.
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#11
Sleep tight.
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#12


Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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#13
I am too old to Rock and Roll these days. I just can't cut it like I used to.
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(05-13-2012, 07:28 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am too old to Rock and Roll these days. I just can't cut it like I used to.

Oh....... zip it 711 if I can take apart a 20x20 dog pen, pull up the cemented uprights, bust apart the cement and haul it 100 ft to the road then rottotill 2 gardens 20x16 in a day you should be able to rock and roll all night long. Dont make me klunk you on the head with a sleeping tiger.
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#15
Tell that to my 2 day hangover! You're such a show off Maggot.
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(05-13-2012, 07:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Tell that to my 2 day hangover! You're such a show off Maggot.

Is that all? Get outside and do some raking ya bum!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Election season has apparently spawned a slick new way for telemarketers to get around the "Do Not Call" registry — hiding a timeshare sales pitch behind a phony political poll, say critics.

With telemarketers barred from robo-calling people on the "Do Not Call" registry, a new phone campaign called "Political Opinions of America" offers a three-question "poll," and then offers a reward that sounds suspiciously like a classic timeshare sales pitch. An automated voice asks the recipient to complete a quick survey with questions like: “What’s the most important thing to restore our economy?” Other questions include: “How would you rate the job that President Obama is doing?”

After answering, the user is transferred to a live operator from “corporate travel services” who is giving away free cruises thanks to an anonymous donor. The offer allows up to four free guests and requires a $60 per person “port fee” to be secured by a credit card.


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