Who goes to the tanning salon? I know Duchess goes and Fahqtoo from her yellow jacket story.

I went for the first time this year at lunch today. I usually start sooner but just didn't this year. I go for about 3 times a week for the first month and then once a week or so to maintain after that. Depending on how much real sun I get.

I have a pain patch on my right shoulder blade which I forgot to take off today while tanning. So I will probably have a nice white square on my back. blond moment!

I went for a month just to get some color. Since its nice out, I don't need to go anymore. But I sure do love it.

It's like my little power nap at lunch time cuz I go in the bed, not the booth.

I only do the stand ups when I go (3 times a wk.) & I'm going to be putting my membership on hold at the end of the month. We opened the pool & I'd rather hangout there & do it the old fashion way.

I have never been fussed with tanning or being tanned. I'm happy being a wasp thank you, I don't want to look hispanic.

(05-21-2012, 02:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I don't want to look hispanic.

That is unfortunate.

Because you do.

(05-21-2012, 04:59 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(05-21-2012, 02:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I don't want to look hispanic.

That is unfortunate.

Because you do.

Oh. Oh dear. I do believe I've busted my spleen laughing. That is also, unfortunate.

Pale is better. Or no skin cancer is better. Why give money to something you can get for free?
But I did used to enjoy a nap and some warmth in the long dark winter months of the Northwest.
Has anyone ever pleasured themselves while in a tanning booth?
No? Of course not you puritans!
Now think about that the next time you go!

(05-21-2012, 07:09 PM)Love Child Wrote: Pale is better. Or no skin cancer is better. Why give money to something you can get for free?
But I did use 6" logs to enjoy a nap and some warmth in the long dark winter months of the Northwest.
Has anyone ever played checkers by themselves while in a tanning booth?
No? Of course not you sane devils!
Now think about that the next time you go to Home depot!

what?

I prefer the spray on tan.

No lines.

The chicks definitely dig it.

Golden oak, maple, southern yellow pine stain is cheap.

(05-21-2012, 09:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I prefer the spray on tan.

No lines.

The chicks definitely dig it.

What "chicks" are you talking about? Your wife...your Girlfriend. Exactly how many chicks do you have coming up to you commenting on your spray tan? My guess is a big fat ZERO!!!

You wouldn't even post a pic until you got back from vacation and had a little sun. By the way, most real men don't give a shit if they have a tan or not.

(05-21-2012, 09:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: Golden oak, maple, southern yellow pine stain is cheap.

Yeah, but is that stain applied by a 22 year old, 5'5", 115lbs, C cupped hottie?

Doubt it!!

I would try the spray on tan........