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Generally once you recognize and acknowledge it, your relationships become smoother because you stop trying to either cram some guy into a bad mold or holding him responsible for his "not daddy" traits.
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I've always known that you don't change people to fit what you want, they either have the qualities you're interested in or they don't.
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(05-26-2012, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (05-26-2012, 02:44 PM)Donovan Wrote: Women all like tall guys because they subconsciously look for daddy. Fact.
It seems to me I've heard that most women prefer men that are at least taller than they are.
I can speak for some of the short guys (under 5'5") I've known in my life.
They get almost zero pussy. I only say 'almost' because I'm assuming that they've been laid at some point in their life, but I know it's really difficult for them.
Guess I'm the exception to that little rule then. I've always been short, and never had an issue "getting pussy". I even dated Cindy Lauper in college for a couple weeks. True story.
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(05-26-2012, 04:10 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Guess I'm the exception to that little rule then. I've always been short, and never had an issue "getting pussy". I even dated Cindy Lauper in college for a couple weeks. True story.
So, you're short and used to be fat, but never had a problem 'getting pussy'?
Excuse me if I find that unbelievable.
Good thing about the Internetz, you'll probably find at least 1 person to buy it.
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I was never fat when I was young. 135 lbs til I got married at 25. Skinny as a fucking rail and a cute little hippie boy. Waist length hair and played drums in a band like no one you'd ever heard before. My drums were my ticket to pussy, trust me on that.
I put on all the weight in my thirties after I was married a few years. Moved back in with my parents at first. Big mistake, 35 lbs in 4 months. ballooned up to 220 from the time I was 38 till about 6 years ago when I lost 40 lbs and last year when I lost the other 30.
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(05-26-2012, 04:25 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I was never fat when I was young. 135 lbs til I got married at 25. Skinny as a fucking rail and a cute little hippie boy. Waist length hair and played drums in a band like no one you'd ever heard before. My drums were my ticket to pussy, trust me on that.
I put on all the weight in my thirties after I was married a few years. Moved back in with my parents at first. Big mistake, 35 lbs in 4 months. ballooned up to 220 from the time I was 38 till about 6 years ago when I lost 40 lbs and last year when I lost the other 30.
currently 158
The band part is the only thing that made your statement even somewhat believable.
The small guys I've known have not had the elixir of being in a band on their side.
Good for you!
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Those were fun times. I ended up in Santa Fe NM doing a punk rock trio (TEETH) and I met my wife when she auditioned to sing lead in the group as the fourth. She was the most beautiful thing on two legs I'd ever seen.
I fell hard never got over her, dated her for a year, married her and we're still together 32 years later.
I still play out a couple weekends a month. Old hippies never die, they just rock on.
re this discussion she's 5 9 and Im 5 6.
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(05-26-2012, 04:46 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: re this discussion she's 5 9 and Im 5 6.
Your avatar and admiration of the imp make perfect sense now.
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He's hung like a bullmoose too.
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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My nipple is the height of Jessica Simpsons mouth barefoot.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Convinient.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Its awful being short. I've had to ask strangers to get stuff off shleves at the market and I can never find jeans that fit properly. Even the petite or short cuts are sometimes too long. My oldest is taller than I am and my youngest isn't far behind. Damn near everyone towers over me.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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Abraham Lincoln once said, "Doesn't matter how short you are, as long as your feet reach the ground"
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(05-28-2012, 09:42 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Its awful being short. I've had to ask strangers to get stuff off shleves at the market and I can never find jeans that fit properly. Even the petite or short cuts are sometimes too long. My oldest is taller than I am and my youngest isn't far behind. Damn near everyone towers over me.
LL Bean can fit you believe it or not. They have 28 leg pants in almost any waist size.
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(05-28-2012, 09:42 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I've had to ask strangers to get stuff off shleves at the market
I've done that for people in the market. I help the ones in those little motorized scooters too. Ima angel irl.
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The last time I bought jeans from ll bean, they were mom jeans. I looked like the star of the snl mom jeans skit.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(05-28-2012, 10:30 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: The last time I bought jeans from ll bean, they were mom jeans. I looked like the star of the snl mom jeans skit.
You could try the kids section.
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Or the GSN channel: Gnome Shopping Network.
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