What? That? ...................what? Oh........just checkin. hEY! dOES IT SNOW DOWN UNDER? Dandruff shampoo and all that.

(06-04-2012, 10:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: What? That? ...................what? Oh........just checkin. hEY! dOES IT SNOW DOWN UNDER? Dandruff shampoo and all that.

Yes, it does snow and they have snow fields here too. A real tourist spot in winter. The Maggot Clan Holiday Plan

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to end a passionate relationship for household chores.....again.

(06-04-2012, 01:34 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 01:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 12:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 09:08 AM)Donovan Wrote: Well I grew up and became an adult. Some of us do. I like parties with girls attending now. But you go have fun with the fellas, and if you fall in love and decide to marry...you have my support.

Parties with girls, You ? Riiiiight,I know that's bullshit.

It could be true. Side job as a face painter at kiddie parties, server at Chuck E Cheese... lots of possibilities.

If you consider kiddie parties prime dating grounds that's pretty creepy. I only dates real adult women which makes you 0 fer 3.

Oh, okay, outstanding...

Real men that I know don't refer to adult women as "girls", so it's indeed creepy how you interpreted my mock on your words.

Parties with girls (which most of us adults interpret to mean young females) often include their moms. Based on your repeatedly expressed desire for soccer moms, MILFs, and school marms, kiddie parties could potentially be prime dating grounds for a boy like you. Meh, doesn't matter if you didn't get it; just playin' around and your current dating grounds seem to be workin' for you - I can tell from your posts that you're quite the ladies man and I totally believe you about that. In fact, I think of you as Mock's own DonJuanavon, for real.

(06-05-2012, 11:28 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 01:34 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 01:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 12:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 09:08 AM)Donovan Wrote: Well I grew up and became an adult. Some of us do. I like parties with girls attending now. But you go have fun with the fellas, and if you fall in love and decide to marry...you have my support.

Parties with girls, You ? Riiiiight,I know that's bullshit.

It could be true. Side job as a face painter at kiddie parties, server at Chuck E Cheese... lots of possibilities.

If you consider kiddie parties prime dating grounds that's pretty creepy. I only dates real adult women which makes you 0 fer 3.

Oh, okay, outstanding...

Real men that I know don't refer to adult women as "girls", so it's indeed creepy how you interpreted my mock on your words.

Parties with girls (which most of us adults interpret to mean young females) often include their moms. Based on your repeatedly expressed desire for soccer moms, MILFs, and school marms, kiddie parties could potentially be prime dating grounds for a boy like you. Meh, doesn't matter if you didn't get it; just playin' around and your current dating grounds seem to be workin' for you - I can tell from your posts that you're quite the ladies man and I totally believe you about that. In fact, I think of you as Mock's own DonJuanavon, for real.

I have called your judgement into question before so this should not be a surprise for you.

Dick, I meant every word - no facetiousness whatsoever. True story.

(06-04-2012, 08:26 PM)username Wrote: I sense a certain sexual tension between Dick and Donovan.

Who's the top and who's the bottom?

Also, where do you guys rendezvous?

Hard-hitting questions that Mock members derseve answers to.

(06-05-2012, 12:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-04-2012, 08:26 PM)username Wrote: I sense a certain sexual tension between Dick and Donovan.

Who's the top and who's the bottom?

Also, where do you guys rendezvous?

Hard-hitting questions that Mock members derseve answers to.

Let's just leave it like that,ok peaches?

I'm a pitcher no matter who's catching. Regardless, with either Dick or Hot D I wouldn't go there. One of them exhibits too many borderline crazy ideas of reality and I make it a point to avoid crazy people...and the other one is Dick. Self explanatory.

So far between the two they've suggested I visit kiddie facepainting parties to find dating partners and go to pretend pirate parties with other men. Pass and pass again.

And Hot D: I hinted that I could make your eyes roll back in your head, not that I would or planned to. I'm strictly one-at-a-time with my lovers. Any more than that and the neurosis ratio becomes toxi because y'all bitches is crazy.

Hrumph. *Takes umbrage to last statement*

(06-05-2012, 12:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm a pitcher no matter who's catching. Regardless, with either Dick or Hot D I wouldn't go there. One of them exhibits too many borderline crazy ideas of reality and I make it a point to avoid crazy people...and the other one is Dick. Self explanatory.

I understand. I am a crazy, doormat, border-line duck-faced, closet lesbian who's secretly furious with a truthful "non troll" over internet bullshit. Realistic and perfectly balanced ever-changing assessments on your part. I will do my best to recover from the heartache when you start to avoid me, which I presume starts ...now...with no response by you to this post. In turn, I will avoid you entirely as well, as you appear to take this shit to heart. Tit for tat...

P.s. I don't recall you hinting about making my eyes roll into the back of my head; but thank you for halting that idea. You make my eyes roll enough without going there, trust me.

See what I mean? You express an "I don't care" attitude with nearly hysterical strength while ticking off verbatim every swipe I've ever taken at you. These are not congruous traits with your forced carefree persona. Something is not right in your brain. I'll be kind and say it's stress. But we both know that's not really it, don't we?

PS firing people on a Saturday is tacky. Means you eked one more week of work outta someone you knew you were getting rid of. Just sayin.

(06-05-2012, 12:49 PM)username Wrote: Hrumph. *Takes umbrage to last statement*

Some crazy is good. Don't think that was an insult, just an observation. Your kind of crazy would give me stirrings...

Having your own Mock troll who can't seem to avoid you can be entertaining (or just redundant).

We have a "sphincter cop"????

(06-05-2012, 01:43 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: We have a "sphincter cop"????

he is a great guy! a friend of mine, you can look up his posts. he's smart and funny. he's an active police Sgt.
he has some wonderful Keys photos in photography forum.

http://mockforums.net/thread-6712.html

(06-05-2012, 01:43 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: We have a "sphincter cop"????

He's a laugh riot. Very smart & quick, always funny, a true wit. He knows how to mock without being an asshole...something I aspire to.

(06-05-2012, 01:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 01:43 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: We have a "sphincter cop"????

He's a laugh riot. Very smart & quick, always funny, a true wit. He knows how to mock without being an asshole...something I aspire to.

No shit.

Just kidding.

Not trying to rile you up.

Ma is taking his recent award to heart though, and following you around more and more.

I'd be very worried if I were you.

Christ, the first one I run into is the douchy douche.

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