No biggie.

You and I both know if there were a 'Douche of the Week' award here, I'd be the easy frontrunner.

Off to the pool with the kids in an hour or so. They love it so!

(06-05-2012, 02:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just kidding.

Not trying to rile you up.

Ma is taking his recent award to heart though, and following you around more and more.

I'd be taking lessons if I were you.

ftfy

(06-05-2012, 01:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Having your own Mock troll who can't seem to avoid you can be entertaining (or just redundant).

If you're talking about donoboy stop being offensive and give him the respect he deserves.

femitroll, would better suit the respect issue and a "sweetheart" at the end of your rants would serve to sweeten the little sugar cup up after you beat him up.

You refer to Donovan as lil' sugar cup now?

(06-05-2012, 05:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You refer to Donovan as lil' sugar cup now?

I want him to feel comfortable, I really don't judge him as harshly as I make it out to be for his sexual preferences but don't fucking tell him that.

Are you a homophobe, Dick?

(06-05-2012, 05:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you a homophobe, Dick?

As long as the deviate muthafuckers leave me alone I don't give a fuck what they do.

(06-05-2012, 05:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: As long as the deviate muthafuckers leave me alone I don't give a fuck what they do.

I'm quite certain a gay man coming on to you will never, ever be an issue. Most gay men have impeccable taste...unless they are fucked in the head like the cannibal.

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You refer to Donovan as lil' sugar cup now?

I want him to feel comfortable, I really don't judge him as harshly as I make it out to be for his sexual preferences but don't fucking tell him that.

You should see the stuff he calls me in PM's. Dude, for the last time, try the park downtown. I don't wanna see your "four-pound cannon."

(06-05-2012, 05:53 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You refer to Donovan as lil' sugar cup now?

I want him to feel comfortable, I really don't judge him as harshly as I make it out to be for his sexual preferences but don't fucking tell him that.

You should see the stuff he calls me in PM's. Dude, for the last time, try the park downtown. I don't wanna see your "four-pound cannon."

You said it would fit, in fact you said that if the ball bat fit with room to spare then my cannon would fit.

At some point, boys, you have to see yourselves through our eyes. If you spend too much time telling us what you want up your butt, we see you a little differently. Can't unring that bell.

(06-05-2012, 06:05 PM)Cracker Wrote: At some point, boys, you have to see yourselves through our eyes. If you spend too much time telling us what you want up your butt, we see you a little differently. Can't unring that bell.

Really? I can unring any bell I want to.

^
He's able to tie a cherry stem into a knot with just his tongue, so I believe him.

(06-05-2012, 06:09 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
He's able to tie a cherry stem into a knot with just his tongue, so I believe him.

Are you feeling left out?

Maybe just a little, but give me a moment or two.
The feeling will pass.

Guy's been coming on to me since I joined this forum. I don't even OWN a frilly pirate shirt.

You need more help donoboy.

IJS.

Never have before. I'm a tenacious mother.

I have a pirate shirt!

(06-05-2012, 07:46 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I have a pirate shirt!

Wait a minute, I know you ....