(06-05-2012, 04:51 PM)Cracker Wrote: Gross.

He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)username Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:51 PM)Cracker Wrote: Gross.

He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

I don't think you of all people would be able to say that, especially while you're having multiple orgasms.

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)username Wrote: He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

(06-05-2012, 05:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't think you of all people would be able to say that, especially while you're having multiple orgasms.

*nods* Proof ^^^^^

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)username Wrote: He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

His hands have touched goat in a non-sexual manner. What does the guy have to prove?

I bet his wife would fuck him up if she saw that shit.

(06-05-2012, 05:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)username Wrote: He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

His hands have touched goat in a non-sexual manner. What does the guy have to prove?

I bet his wife would fuck him up if she saw that shit.

Kinda like Z and T. Nobody knows for certain what happens in those last few moments with the goat.

Hahahahahahahaha

(06-05-2012, 05:57 PM)username Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:37 PM)username Wrote: He's just using me to show his heterosexuality.

His hands have touched goat in a non-sexual manner. What does the guy have to prove?

I bet his wife would fuck him up if she saw that shit.

Kinda like Z and T. Nobody knows for certain what happens in those last few moments with the goat.

I will make you a video next time I slaughter a goat ,right around new years or maybe before if a good feast comes up that needs one cooked for it.

That is something you won't get from T and Z, the results are similar though.

(06-05-2012, 04:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:17 PM)username Wrote: I wanna stab him with a fork.

Were even then because I want to skewer you.

Then I want to give you small little kisses on the shoulders and neck while I tickle your stomach just below the belly button with my finger.

Using a finger?
You're doing it wrong.

(06-05-2012, 05:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 05:24 PM)Donovan Wrote: @Dick is that the same 2,000 year old tradition where marriage was a purchase of woman as property from the father of the woman? Or the 2,000 year old tradition that dictated men could purchase more than one wife as a show of wealth? Or the one that said any divorce was a sin and any sex after divorce was adultery? The tradition where the woman cost about the same as a couple of goats? Or the one where men could divorce a woman at any time for any reason because she was considered chattel? Or maybe it was the rules and traditions set down about procreation and following god's will to multiply, set down by Paul and Jesus, a couple of confirmed bachelors who according to canon had neither wives nor children?

The one consistent and obvious fact that jumps right out at the audience is that when dealing with Marriage you only mention men and women.

I will give you some time now to re evaluate your own true view of Marriage and then you can apologise, I will accept it and of course rub your electrolysis denuded face in it every chance I get.

That's because I limited the response strictly to the misogynistic , penis-centric views of the Xtian church in its infancy, and didn't mention the even older traditions practiced in the Greek and Roman cultures where marriage was a statement of ownership, sexual penetration was a form of dominance, and sexual activity between men was not only accepted but demanded as a form of proving one's masculinity.

I mean, as long as we're adhering to ancient traditions, right? Not my cup of tea, generally speaking, I prefer to live in the modern world. You can go research some of the Greek and Roman practices I refer to and try them out at your little Pirate Promenade. I'm sure all the fellas from work will be up for it.

(06-05-2012, 06:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:17 PM)username Wrote: I wanna stab him with a fork.

Were even then because I want to skewer you.

Then I want to give you small little kisses on the shoulders and neck while I tickle your stomach just below the belly button with my finger.

Using a finger?
You're doing it wrong.

"Then" this word has meaning.

Talking about sex doesn't make you sexy.

Just thought I would tell people.

In case you thought something else.

(06-01-2012, 01:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I will make you a video next time I slaughter a goat

Graduating from T & Z to the Cannibal fag now, Dick? You gonna get yourself off with it's leg and post it online, too?

crash is right. It's not like he hunted the goat.

WTH, Dick? Just have chicken.

(06-05-2012, 06:19 PM)crash Wrote:

(06-01-2012, 01:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I will make you a video next time I slaughter a goat

Graduating from T & Z to the Cannibal fag now, Dick? You gonna get yourself off with it's leg and post it online, too?

Maybe,what's it to you? if it's my goat leg I do whatever the fuck I want to with it.

(06-05-2012, 06:29 PM)Cracker Wrote: crash is right. It's not like he hunted the goat.

WTH, Dick? Just have chicken.

Really? have you ever tried to find those little fuckers when they can roam all over the fucking desert?

they aren't in a pen dumbass.

Are you saying you eat ibex?

"New Mexico offers world-class hunting for antelope, elk, mule deer, coues deer, and sheep. Additionally, it offers some unique opportunities for free-range, completely wild exotic species such as barbary sheep (aoudad), oryx (gemsbok), and ibex."

And WTF is a wild sheep? hahahahahaha

We also have big horn sheep and wild "Feral" Hogs and peccary.

Turkey,grouse,pigeon,Dove,and up north water fowl.

we have cougar,bear,bobcat,lynx,and black panthers.

And sometimes talking about sex isn't up to you and to the best of my knowledge what you think about it really doesn't matter.

Doves are pigeons.

I don't think you are titillating anyone but pspence.

(06-05-2012, 06:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-05-2012, 04:17 PM)username Wrote: I wanna stab him with a fork.

Were even then because I want to skewer you.

Then I want to give you small little kisses on the shoulders and neck while I tickle your stomach just below the belly button with my finger.

Using a finger?
You're doing it wrong.

I agree