When I call to get a hair appointment, or to do my nails or something, sometimes I have to wait a few days. In addition, my favorite cd has a skip in it which means I have to go all the way to the music store to buy a new one. And sometimes, when I'm sending a text? My phone doesn't respond right away. Boy, I never knew the troubles I had til I listed them.

Well, I hate when I make a nail appointment I still have to wait. I don't want to wait. That's why I make an appointment. So if my appointment is at 4pm, I expect to be in my nail tech's chair at 4:01pm and having my nails done.

I hate waiting for a cab when the limo's late.

I kept screaming "NO PICTURES! NO PICTURES!" but my wife said it was just lightning during a thunderstorm.

Hahahaha!

(06-14-2012, 08:22 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: When I call to get a hair appointment, or to do my nails or something, sometimes I have to wait a few days. In addition, my favorite cd has a skip in it which means I have to go all the way to the music store to buy a new one. And sometimes, when I'm sending a text? My phone doesn't respond right away. Boy, I never knew the troubles I had til I listed them.

You still listen to CD's?
I haven't used a CD player in years.

I use my cd player in the car all the time.

I use my iphone through auxiliary or bluetooth.

It doesn't matter what the ad says it always takes longer to get the stuff I buy on ebay.

(06-13-2012, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: That Delta No Touch Faucet I bought for the kitchen sink is a piece of crap and I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.

Always go with Kohler products.

Always.

I don't know, I have Kohler toilets and those bitches clog just looking at them, nevermind running out of toilet paper and having to wipe your ass with a coffee filter or the yellow pages.

(06-14-2012, 08:50 PM)sally Wrote: and having to wipe your ass with a coffee filter or the yellow pages.

Be ironic if you were wiping with the Toilet Tissue: Manufacturers and Wholesalers or Doctors: Proctologists and Rectal Examiners pages

(06-14-2012, 06:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-13-2012, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: That Delta No Touch Faucet I bought for the kitchen sink is a piece of crap and I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.

Always go with Kohler products.

Always.

fuck, Im dying laughing.

I wished I could get a new car cause I love the smell.

My blowdryer blew out and I had to go to work this morning hanging my head out of the car

i got a new car, nissan altima. but i don't like the pushbutton ignition. i always forget to turn the damn car off.

oh the agony! the angst!

i have to actually go back outside the house or store or whatever and turn it off.

I have an ingrown toenail. I'm at the quacks right now.

I'm going to die I swear!

(06-15-2012, 12:15 AM)crash Wrote: I have an ingrown toenail. I'm at the quacks right now.

I'm going to die I swear!

My oldest son had a couple of those and the procedures used to get rid of them were horrifying.

Huge needles into his big toes to numb them, and then the cutting of the skin around the nail.

That poor kid was real gritty. Barely a peep out of him.

(06-15-2012, 12:23 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-15-2012, 12:15 AM)crash Wrote: I have an ingrown toenail. I'm at the quacks right now.

I'm going to die I swear!

My oldest son had a couple of those and the procedures used to get rid of them were horrifying.

Huge needles into his big toes to numb them, and then the cutting of the skin around the nail.

That poor kid was real gritty. Barely a peep out of him.

I hope Crash has a similar experience.

*evil laugh*











Not really, dammit.

(06-15-2012, 12:33 AM)username Wrote: I hope Crash has a similar experience.

Pfft. It'd only be karma. You can't expect to be this cool, smart, sexy and have a big peen without paying some kind of price in life...