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My Dogs are the best
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No one can even walk past my house or they go ape shit and attack windows and doors bark their asses off and raise a general and loud fucking dis approval of it.

I love it.
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#2
Even the old girl that can barely get up?
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#3
Would they attack people?
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(07-06-2012, 01:41 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Even the old girl that can barely get up?

She is where she can see out the door, she barks her ass off from where she is.

They won't bite anyone as long as the idiots don't come inside the fence or the house.
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#5
LOL I had a dog like that. Purebred Shepherd. People walking by the house would cross the street when he started up. The poor propane guy would lose it trying to walk across the side deck to get to the tank. He was 150 lbs of scary dog.

I never locked my door on his watch.
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(07-06-2012, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No one can even walk past my house or they go ape shit and attack windows and doors bark their asses off and raise a general and loud fucking dis approval of it.

I love it.

That's why your whole house looks like a shit hole and have tattered sheets for window treatments.
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#7
I always wonder why people don't just pepper spray aggressive dogs. Cheap and effective. Gotta make sure you have dog formula though. The cheap, readily avail. people spray kills dogs. Wouldn't want that now...
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(07-06-2012, 01:49 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: LOL I had a dog like that. Purebred Shepherd. People walking by the house would cross the street when he started up. The poor propane guy would lose it trying to walk across the side deck to get to the tank. He was 150 lbs of scary dog.

I never locked my door on his watch.

My last 2 rescues are a pair of brothers, Blue healer and something else maybe lab, you can tell they never had a home, but they do now and they like it,they take this home protection shit pretty serious.
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#9
Is he bragging because his dogs bark?

The little rat fucker at my house barks. So what? Still hate him.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#10
My dog gives one lazy bark if someone comes to the door then she'll lick them to death. Smiley_emoticons_slash

I'd like a good watch dog but my friend has a pretty fierce lab and had to make special arrangements for mail and deliveries. Her dog looks like he's ready to jump through her window and tear your throat out.
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#11
I hate aggressive dogs. I'd cut a dogs throat in a fucking heatbeat and sleep like a baby that night.

Nice big cozy friendly good dogs are Gear's thing.
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#12
My dogs are hot, sweaty and need to be set free. They are inseperable and sometimes very independant. They bark every once in a while and sometimes people run from them. But once they take a swim they calm right down.
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#13
Amen.
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(07-06-2012, 02:09 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I hate aggressive dogs. I'd cut a dogs throat in a fucking heatbeat and sleep like a baby that night.

Nice big cozy friendly good dogs are Gear's thing.

+1 for the biggest pussy contest.
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(07-06-2012, 01:52 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No one can even walk past my house or they go ape shit and attack windows and doors bark their asses off and raise a general and loud fucking dis approval of it.

I love it.

That's why your whole house looks like a shit hole and have tattered sheets for window treatments.

Yep.
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#16
I think torn sheets are rather chic. Shiek?
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(07-06-2012, 02:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 01:52 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No one can even walk past my house or they go ape shit and attack windows and doors bark their asses off and raise a general and loud fucking dis approval of it.

I love it.

That's why your whole house looks like a shit hole and have tattered sheets for window treatments.
Yep.

My dogs tried to pull that crap where they would jump on the couch and mess my plantation blinds up everytime someone walked by. I put an end to that real fast. It's one thing for them to protect the house and another for them to act like idiots. But I guess you enjoy them tearing up your shit and barking every 5 minutes over nothing so go on with your bad self.
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We have inherited my brother's dog Scoobie. He is the coolest dog. Loves him! He is a lab/chow mix. Sweet as can be. He only barks when someone rings the doorbell or he sees another dog he wants to play with or when we ask him if he wants to go for a walk or a ride in the car. He gets all excited. Scoobs is currently asleep on my bed. I had to buy a cover for the back seat of my car so he doesn't get the seat hairy. Can't have the dog messin up my new ride.
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(07-06-2012, 04:32 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 02:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 01:52 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-06-2012, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No one can even walk past my house or they go ape shit and attack windows and doors bark their asses off and raise a general and loud fucking dis approval of it.

I love it.

That's why your whole house looks like a shit hole and have tattered sheets for window treatments.
Yep.

My dogs tried to pull that crap where they would jump on the couch and mess my plantation blinds up everytime someone walked by. I put an end to that real fast. It's one thing for them to protect the house and another for them to act like idiots. But I guess you enjoy them tearing up your shit and barking every 5 minutes over nothing so go on with your bad self.

Yep, Life is full of choices I like to think I can make my own choices now and then.
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(07-06-2012, 09:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: We have inherited my brother's dog Scoobie. He is the coolest dog. Loves him! He is a lab/chow mix. Sweet as can be. He only barks when someone rings the doorbell or he sees another dog he wants to play with or when we ask him if he wants to go for a walk or a ride in the car. He gets all excited. Scoobs is currently asleep on my bed. I had to buy a cover for the back seat of my car so he doesn't get the seat hairy. Can't have the dog messin up my new ride.

Id like to discuss your writing style.
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