It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true. Know what's funny though? Ma calls me Hurdy Gurdy man whenever he gets his panties bunched up, without realizing the inherent irony in telling the world I'm the guy who makes monkeys dance to the tune I play. Ma the dancing monkey. Makes me smile every time.

..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........

(07-06-2012, 02:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true.

Do you want me to know this about you?

Because it doesn't matter what people say on here. I spit out all kinds of stuff, only really mean some of it.

(07-06-2012, 02:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........

Pretty much none of what I say is true. It's all filtered through my highly developed sense of style, deep understanding of the human condition and in a word - Panache.

(07-06-2012, 02:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Pretty much none of what I say is true. It's all filtered through my highly developed sense of style, deep understanding of the human condition and in a word - Panache.

Men don't say shit like that.

Jesus.

I already told you it isn't true.

(07-06-2012, 02:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........

Okay well that part's true.

(07-06-2012, 02:11 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(07-06-2012, 02:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true.

Do you want me to know this about you?

Because it doesn't matter what people say on here. I spit out all kinds of stuff, only really mean some of it.

Of course it bugs me a little when they call me a wifebeater, mainly because I actually paid Gear to do it and the fucker welshed on me. Took my money and only jostled her a little on the bus.


NEVER pay a California Contractor up front. That's what I learned.

Oh...you said beat? Sometimes the smoke signals from there aren't clear with this comfortable onshore flow.

I've seen your MM card, I know where your smoke signals are coming from mister.

In all honesty, you might have a valid point. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why you wanted me to eat your ex.

(07-06-2012, 01:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Sally has it all wrong - I'M THE ONE WHO BEATS MY WIFE!

Jesus fucking christ, how many times do I have to say it. Fucking women need to listen.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

I'm starting to feel like I'd like to meet a three-eyed woman.

For the right price, that can be arranged.

What do you say to a woman with a blackened third eye?

Nothing. She already knows.

Dear Craigslist...

This thread needs IMA's input.

The girl in the glasses has got style. I love that!

Winners wear hats, btw.