Just for fun we should ask ESAD to weigh in on that particular question. ESAD if you would -

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

ahem. Sorry. Carry on.

(08-02-2012, 02:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, why are you still a virgin? I'm curious to know if it's by choice.

Kind of by choice. I chose to crossdress and was/am too afraid to let anyone get close enough to me to find out my secret. Also add to that a heaping helpful of Catholic guilt by my Mom, and my naturally shy, quiet, socially awkward, and low self-esteem personality. Also bad life choices(didn't learn to drive until I was 30) and laziness.

(08-02-2012, 02:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Which is exactly what a Ma sock would say.

Yet an IP check would confirm Ma living in VT and me living near Albany, NY.

(08-02-2012, 02:46 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Just for fun we should ask ESAD to weigh in on that particular question. ESAD if you would -

Should I start a thread? My BFLOEH is ready!

(08-02-2012, 02:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Kind of by choice. I chose to crossdress and was/am too afraid to let anyone get close enough to me to find out my secret. Also add to that a heaping helpful of Catholic guilt by my Mom, and my naturally shy, quiet, socially awkward, and low self-esteem personality. Also bad life choices(didn't learn to drive until I was 30) and laziness.

and a completely stubborn refusal to go see a hooker. We even offered to pay for her!

(08-02-2012, 02:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 02:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 02:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 01:16 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Anywhere Ma goes his socks jump ship when people start taking notice of inconsistencies.

Yes, inconsistencies. Hmmm....something that might happen if a sock was a separate person and not a sock at all.

Watch out, everybody! I might share an opinion or like the same music as Gear. That must mean I'm Gear's sock/alt.

As far as I'm concerned anyone who supports Ma like you do/have is suspect.

I think if I was one of Ma's socks, I think he could come up with a better (fake) supporter than a 38 year old, fat, unemployed, crossdressing virgin who lives with his parents.

Ftr, best sock ever.

(08-02-2012, 03:01 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 02:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 02:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 02:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 01:16 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Anywhere Ma goes his socks jump ship when people start taking notice of inconsistencies.

Yes, inconsistencies. Hmmm....something that might happen if a sock was a separate person and not a sock at all.

Watch out, everybody! I might share an opinion or like the same music as Gear. That must mean I'm Gear's sock/alt.

As far as I'm concerned anyone who supports Ma like you do/have is suspect.

I think if I was one of Ma's socks, I think he could come up with a better (fake) supporter than a 38 year old, fat, unemployed, crossdressing virgin who lives with his parents.

Ftr, best sock ever.

Thanks, me.

:marioface:

(08-02-2012, 03:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 03:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ftr, best sock ever.

Thanks, Ma.

Fixed.

^lol

I have moments where I think I'm the only sane person in here.

(08-02-2012, 03:06 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 03:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-02-2012, 03:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ftr, best sock ever.

Thanks, Ma.

Fixed.

Now I'm Ma? Good job 'Gear.

Quote:I have moments where I think I'm the only sane person in here.

Uh-oh, you do know that's the first symptom of paranoid schizophrenia, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you.

I'm trying to care enough to work up a good bout of paranoia.

(08-02-2012, 03:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm trying to care enough to work up a good bout of paranoia.

My advice would be to develop multiple personalities and let one of them do the caring, but that could be misinterpreted as advocating sock-puppetry, so I'll refrain

I don't get that sock bullshit either. I'm so uncool. I always want people to know it's me.

(08-02-2012, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't get that sock bullshit either. I'm so uncool. I always want people to know it's me.

You are not uncool. You are a straight shooter and don't have to hide behind a fake identity. I don't find that kind of crap fun either.

I actually had to go and look up what they meant by sock... sock puppets were things we made in second grade out of SOCKS and BUTTONS!!!! Trolls were things that lived under bridges, and billy goats used to kick the shit out of!!

STOP KILLING MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!!!

^^^

I don't want to understand the troll/sock lifestyle!! IMO, It's childish.