What fun to rob a fully naked person. Not to mention the psycological implications late at night, alone.

Yeah you could reach into all his crevices to search for the $50. If he's fat it would be like a game of hide and seek

Recalculating

There's still some absolute truth in advertising...

Nice job on the tape there christians.

I'm a Jesus Mocker.

I was totally down with it until I found out they were letting mormons in.


Dammit. Those guys can fuck up a party like explosive diarrhea.

What?? You don't want to chill in hell with Mitt? To heaven with you pal.

(08-03-2012, 10:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What?? You don't want to chill in hell with Mitt? To heaven with you pal.

He'll have Donovan running all over hell looking for a left handed smoke shifter.

Nah, I'll still show up even if it's only to check out the baby who kills women. There's something you don't see every day.

(08-03-2012, 11:00 PM)Donovan Wrote: Nah, I'll still show up even if it's only to check out the baby who kills women. There's something you don't see every day.

Hey, speak for yourself.

A board member here lives in San Marcos.

I have nothing to say to that.

San Marcos - We pretend we're not Vista.

If Vista was a drunken sailor he'd scream, "San Marcos!!" when he pinched one off.

Sound like someone wants to visit...

Maybe we could go have a chuckle at the dime bag tweakers in Esco.

But yeah, we're no San Elijo Hills.

Settle down or I'll send my sister to rattle both yer skulls.

(08-03-2012, 09:58 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:

If I'd known sooner how populated and diverse it was gonna be down there, I might have thrown caution to the wind more often. From now on...

Sure, some of the sinners listed sound less than desirable, but I'm gonna start a clique with just the potheads and drunks; we'll get our horoscopes done everyday.

Hell sounds a bit like the two summers I spent in Pedley.