Here's a little advice -

Don't ass fuck to the point you have to plug your butt. Gawddamn. *shudders*

(08-07-2012, 04:26 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a little one that works, but I'm gonna be driving a long distance at night in a few days. My massive yellow flashlight is down for the count due to battery acid.

Is it weird that I'm more excited about a new DieHard flashlight than a plug? (Rhetorical)

OK. I'll let it slide just this once. As you probably already know - Gear insists on only two things - A quality working flashlight of some sort and a daily muti-vitamin.

Body weight squats everyday too (semi-optional).

Maybe you just haven't found the right plug. It happens.

I may let you down.

Flashlights. Check.

Multi-vitamin. Check.

Body-weight squats. Denied.
(I always, always, have Gorilla Glue on hand - points made up?)

Right plug: In Progress.
I'm kinda trusting Jimbone to stear me in the right direction.
The more I consider his first choice, the better it seems actually. Versatility is an attribute that I value. That tail plug could easily become either a keychain or a roach-clip with only slight modifications. I'm reconsidering the tail.

(08-07-2012, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Here's a little advice -

Don't ass fuck to the point you have to plug your butt. Gawddamn. *shudders*

Jesus, I'm outta the kink loop. I thought people used them for fun, not functionality. I need to watch more internet porn, stat...

(08-07-2012, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Here's a little advice -

Don't ass fuck to the point you have to plug your butt. Gawddamn. *shudders*

my poor ex's.

(08-07-2012, 04:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I need to watch more internet porn, stat...

When I first got high speed internet I OD'ed on porn & youtube. I saw things I had never even heard of! You wouldn't believe what people do to their butts. I can totally understand why a plug is needed, their muscle appears to be totally ruined & it's a big gaping hole!!

I looked like this watching ------>

(08-07-2012, 04:42 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Here's a little advice -

Don't ass fuck to the point you have to plug your butt. Gawddamn. *shudders*

my poor ex's.

I gaped loads of girls, some love it, if you vibe they clit too

(08-07-2012, 04:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember going to sears with my Mother to buy a suit for my 8^th grade graduation party. Polyester was rampant then and I hated it. All the cool kids were wearing flower child stuff. It was awful.

I hated those big shirt collars of the 70's/80's.

I forgot about them, they were like b-52 wings. That and those Davey Jones ruffled sleeve shirts.

(08-07-2012, 04:44 PM)ESAD Wrote: I gaped loads of girls, some love it, if you vibe they clit too

I have to admit that I personally am not into ass-fucking.

I had a roommate many, many years ago who HAD to have the ass the first night he got with a woman. He was no bullshitter either. When he failed he'd tell you.

More often than not, though, those women received anal sex and most likely didn't have any idea it was on the agenda for the evening.

(08-07-2012, 04:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I need to watch more internet porn, stat...

When I first got high speed internet I OD'ed on porn & youtube. I saw things I had never even heard of! You wouldn't believe what people do to their butts. I can totally understand why a plug is needed, their muscle appears to be totally ruined & it's a big gaping hole!!

I looked like this watching ------>

I believe now ever since I watched Jib's fist fucking video...20 times. I couldn't look away; it was repulsive but fascinating.

(08-07-2012, 03:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If you make a roadtrip to Sears, I seriously need some lightbulbs, a new garden hose, and a new flashlight. I'm in; as long as plugs are optional.

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 03:51 PM)Riotgear Wrote: tsk tsk need a new flashlight...Have you learned nothing about preparedness from your good buddy Gear?

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 04:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember going to sears with my Mother to buy a suit for my 8^th grade graduation party. Polyester was rampant then and I hated it. All the cool kids were wearing flower child stuff. It was awful.

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 04:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember going to sears with my Mother to buy a suit for my 8^th grade graduation party. Polyester was rampant then and I hated it. All the cool kids were wearing flower child stuff. It was awful.

I hated those big shirt collars of the 70's/80's.

Just working on my multiquoting

How'd I do?

Retard. That's what preview post is for.

(08-07-2012, 05:16 PM)username Wrote: Retard. That's what preview post is for.

I did preview. I wasn't really looking for assurence....

(08-07-2012, 04:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Right plug: In Progress.
I'm kinda trusting Jimbone to stear me in the right direction.

The more I consider his first choice, the better it seems actually. Versatility is an attribute that I value. That tail plug could easily become either a keychain or a roach-clip with only slight modifications. I'm reconsidering the tail.

Challenge accepted. I'm going to get right on it...

Pun intended.

(08-07-2012, 05:15 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 03:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If you make a roadtrip to Sears, I seriously need some lightbulbs, a new garden hose, and a new flashlight. I'm in; as long as plugs are optional.

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 03:51 PM)Riotgear Wrote: tsk tsk need a new flashlight...Have you learned nothing about preparedness from your good buddy Gear?

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 04:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember going to sears with my Mother to buy a suit for my 8^th grade graduation party. Polyester was rampant then and I hated it. All the cool kids were wearing flower child stuff. It was awful.

Just working on my multiquoting

(08-07-2012, 04:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-07-2012, 04:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember going to sears with my Mother to buy a suit for my 8^th grade graduation party. Polyester was rampant then and I hated it. All the cool kids were wearing flower child stuff. It was awful.

I hated those big shirt collars of the 70's/80's.

Just working on my multiquoting

How'd I do?

EXCELLENT! I only learned a couple of months back; much easier when you know what that little icon does. You may join us on our roadtrip to Sears.

Now THIS thread is all over the place.

(08-07-2012, 05:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: EXCELLENT! I only learned a couple of months back; much easier when you know what that little icon does. You may join us on our roadtrip to Sears.

Knowing how to trim quotes is an equally useful skill.

It's got everything! Giant collars, Sears and Anal gaping!

(08-07-2012, 05:37 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's got everything! Giant collars, Sears and Anal gaping!

Don't forget fist-fucking fascination, short-term internet porn addiction, butt-plugs turned roach-clips...

Whatever (gettin' back on topic).

Duchess stop!! do not read!!




















Today there was an accident. One of the customers (an old guy named joe) went running for the bathroom and tried to make it but someone else was in the stall. So he yanks down his pants and aimed for the urinal well as you can guess he missed and taco bell was splattered all along the wall and down his leg,pants shoes.
The guy that was in the stall is a new employee and came running out saying an old guy was dieing in there. I walks in and here he is shit all over the place down his pants all along the wall in his shoes dripping from his fingers.........he kept on apologizing and I just said clean up the best you can and use the side door so you dont have to put those pants on.
I called the cleaning guy up and said there was a problem and he needs to come in (I woke him up)
He gets there and just started freaking out and cleaning.......he left very pissed.