(08-24-2012, 03:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-24-2012, 03:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Cool, where do I go to accept my prize of a vial of tiger blood and kilo of cocaine.

Stewart's.

BAZINGA!

(08-27-2012, 07:37 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(08-24-2012, 03:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-24-2012, 03:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Cool, where do I go to accept my prize of a vial of tiger blood and kilo of cocaine.

Stewart's.

BAZINGA!

Fuck Stewart's. I have a job interview with the Hilton Garden Inn tommorrow.

^
There's pride in being a pastry chef.
Don't let 'em get you down.

(08-27-2012, 02:36 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
There's pride in being a pastry chef.
Don't let 'em get you down.

Ok.

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

(08-27-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

I think I need new glasses because at first I read APPLICANCES instead of APPLICANTS.

(08-27-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

Flash my man tits?
Dress in drag?(not likely, since my unemployed brother is also attending job fair/interviews)
Juggle/Sing/Dance?
Be More Like Jimbone
Wear Underpants

(08-27-2012, 03:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

I think I need new glasses because at first I read APPLICANCES instead of APPLICANTS.

I'm applying for the gas stove position.

*toot*

(08-27-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

(08-27-2012, 05:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wish you good luck, Clang. You have to do something to make yourself stand out from the other applicants, got any ideas?

You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

Somewhat accurate. I did get awfully winded walking/running up and down the hill from the library earlier today when I went to print up the application I need to fill out for tommorrow.

(08-27-2012, 05:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

He's probably not the only applicant & they probably all have similar skills so he's going to have to be memorable in some way. He needs to offer them something that makes them want him above all others.

(08-27-2012, 05:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Somewhat accurate. I did get awfully winded walking/running up and down the hill from the library earlier today when I went to print up the application I need to fill out for tommorrow.

I wouldn't mention this but it's the second time you've done it. If you have to write "tomorrow" on your application anywhere, remember tom-or-row. It always helps me.

Well, I suppose he could tell them he's a full fledged member of MOCK. Bet he's the only one there that can make that claim.

(08-27-2012, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 05:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

He's probably not the only applicant & they probably all have similar skills so he's going to have to be memorable in some way. He needs to offer them something that makes them want him above all others.

He could always show them his big boy panties.

^
Would he then get the job?

Depends.

(08-27-2012, 02:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Fuck Stewart's. I have a job interview with the Hilton Garden Inn tommorrow.

What posistion is it? If it fails then you can always reapply dressed in drag, kinda like Tootsie.

(08-27-2012, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 05:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

He's probably not the only applicant & they probably all have similar skills so he's going to have to be memorable in some way. He needs to offer them something that makes them want him above all others.

A sincere desire and ability to work would be a plus. Telling them he's just applying for the job because his mom is about to kick him out might not work so well. j/s

(08-27-2012, 10:14 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 02:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Fuck Stewart's. I have a job interview with the Hilton Garden Inn tommorrow.

What posistion is it? If it fails then you can always reapply dressed in drag, kinda like Tootsie.

I'm applying for the Cook and Cashier positions.

This is the company: http://www.avifoodsystems.com/

(08-27-2012, 10:21 PM)username Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-27-2012, 05:08 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You mean besides physically having the strength to hold a number 2 pencil and fill out the application?

He's probably not the only applicant & they probably all have similar skills so he's going to have to be memorable in some way. He needs to offer them something that makes them want him above all others.

A sincere desire and ability to work would be a plus. Telling them he's just applying for the job because his mom is about to kick him out might not work so well. j/s

I have "a" desire and ability to work, I just need to find a company that has "a" desire and ability to hire me.

(08-22-2012, 12:31 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: How about you?

A holier than thou attitude when I know differently.

A hypocrite who doesn't own their own hypocrisy like I do.

People who swear up & down they know how to spell & attribute their constant daily misspellings to typing too fast. *see my big fat eyeroll*