(10-26-2012, 01:13 PM)QueenBee Wrote: If I came to your house for Halloween, what would I get?

Strategically shaved, handcuffed to the front door and antiqued as a deterrent to the rest of the bastards who dare disrupt my resident evil: 6 sessions.

(11-01-2012, 05:34 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(10-26-2012, 01:13 PM)QueenBee Wrote: If I came to your house for Halloween, what would I get?

Strategically shaved, handcuffed to the front door...

That might be more of an invitation than a deterrent; to a hot little bitch like username. Trick or treat; either way.

Well UserName would be handcuffed to the bed.

*fans self*

Entirely coincidental to this post but aren't you coming to California soon?

If I do I feel sorry for your husband.

(11-01-2012, 08:12 PM)ESAD Wrote: If I do I feel sorry for your husband.

He's stuck with me; you can feel sorry for him regardless.

I feel sorry that he will be sleeping in his car.

This year we were short on Halloween due to some last minute bills so I went out and grabbed some nasty-ass dollar store candy, the kind of shit that used to sit in your bag for weeks until the good stuff was gone. Then we didn't get any trick or treaters at all, so I'm stuck with this bowl of shitty candy hahaha. Karma...

Give it to homeless, or old people.

(11-01-2012, 09:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: This year we were short on Halloween due to some last minute bills so I went out and grabbed some nasty-ass dollar store candy, the kind of shit that used to sit in your bag for weeks until the good stuff was gone. Then we didn't get any trick or treaters at all, so I'm stuck with this bowl of shitty candy hahaha. Karma...

What the fuck kind of last minute bills did you have that you couldn't afford a decent bag of candy, was your bank account garnished for child support? I hope you shit your brains out and get hemorrhoids.

(11-01-2012, 09:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: Give it to homeless, or old people.

Old people? WTF? You think just because someone is old they wan't some shitty ass candy that will tear their dentures out? Fuck off!

(11-01-2012, 11:30 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 09:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: This year we were short on Halloween due to some last minute bills so I went out and grabbed some nasty-ass dollar store candy, the kind of shit that used to sit in your bag for weeks until the good stuff was gone. Then we didn't get any trick or treaters at all, so I'm stuck with this bowl of shitty candy hahaha. Karma...

What the fuck kind of last minute bills did you have that you couldn't afford a decent bag of candy, was your bank account garnished for child support? I hope you shit your brains out and get hemorrhoids.

The irony is that Dono says women are attracted to wealth and weight on men doesn't matter.

Like I said, doubly screwed. Go ahead and drink the eggnog, Dono.

(11-01-2012, 11:37 PM)username Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 11:30 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 09:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: This year we were short on Halloween due to some last minute bills so I went out and grabbed some nasty-ass dollar store candy, the kind of shit that used to sit in your bag for weeks until the good stuff was gone. Then we didn't get any trick or treaters at all, so I'm stuck with this bowl of shitty candy hahaha. Karma...

What the fuck kind of last minute bills did you have that you couldn't afford a decent bag of candy, was your bank account garnished for child support? I hope you shit your brains out and get hemorrhoids.

The irony is that Dono says women are attracted to wealth and weight on men doesn't matter.

Like I said, doubly screwed. Go ahead and drink the eggnog, Dono.

He can't even afford the eggnog. Go to his house for the holidays and you're lucky to get a canned turkey made in China.

(11-02-2012, 12:02 AM)sally Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 11:37 PM)username Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 11:30 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 09:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: This year we were short on Halloween due to some last minute bills so I went out and grabbed some nasty-ass dollar store candy, the kind of shit that used to sit in your bag for weeks until the good stuff was gone. Then we didn't get any trick or treaters at all, so I'm stuck with this bowl of shitty candy hahaha. Karma...

What the fuck kind of last minute bills did you have that you couldn't afford a decent bag of candy, was your bank account garnished for child support? I hope you shit your brains out and get hemorrhoids.

The irony is that Dono says women are attracted to wealth and weight on men doesn't matter.

Like I said, doubly screwed. Go ahead and drink the eggnog, Dono.

He can't even afford the eggnog. Go to his house for the holidays and you're lucky to get a canned turkey made in China.

I think you and username are being a little hard on Donovan, sally. Of course he was just kidding when he said that about men with full wallets being what women find sexy.

He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.

Come sail away; come sail away; come sail away with me...

(11-01-2012, 11:33 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-01-2012, 09:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: Give it to homeless, or old people.

Old people? WTF? You think just because someone is old they wan't some shitty ass candy that will tear their dentures out? Fuck off!

Ever think I might not like "Old People" quick Donovan give them to Sally, Oh yeah FUCK OFF!!

(11-02-2012, 12:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.

I could be wet & ready for less. A good example would be if he knocked that fuckin' wall out & gave me a 300 - 500 square foot closet. I'll stay ready. *nods*

(11-02-2012, 06:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-02-2012, 12:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.

I could be wet & ready for less. A good example would be if he knocked that fuckin' wall out & gave me a 300 - 500 square foot closet. I'll stay ready. *nods*

I'm still learning all the time about women.

There's something to your statement about your guy working and getting you hot and bothered.

Any time I do anything around the house (usually that she's not capable of physically) she's horned up and rarin' to go.

All this time I thought it was because I was tall, handsome, charming, a great dad, blah, blah, blah...

Nope, it's good old-fashioned manual labor around the home.

Who'd have guessed?

Meh. It's not the sweat that gets me hot, it's the idea of a bigass closet.

(11-02-2012, 10:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Meh. It's not the sweat that gets me hot, it's the idea of a bigass closet.

Yeah, yeah, I know... like the shelves I finished putting up in the basement.

It's still the end result that you're after.

There's not much I wouldn't do for this closet.