By David Lohr

A Pennsylvania woman recently made a glue-some discovery inside her apartment, according to state police.

The woman, an unidentified resident of Lykens, a borough about 35 miles northeast Harrisburg, contacted police on Nov. 12 and reported someone had broken into her Main Street apartment when she was not home.

Worse yet, the perpetrator had glued shut her refrigerator door and a utensil drawer. Glue had also been poured on her computer keyboard, the woman alleged.

Authorities soon focused their attention on the woman's ex-boyfriend, 42-year-old Dennis Michael Homberg, of Elizabethville.

Police have yet to reveal what, if any, evidence they found linking Homberg to the sticky situation. Nevertheless, he was charged Monday with burglary, trespassing, stalking and criminal mischief.

Homberg is being held in the Dauphin County Prison, pending arraignment before the office of Magisterial District Judge Rebecca J. Margerum in Elizabethville, police said.

(12-11-2012, 06:03 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:

Glue-some Discovery: Dennis Homberg Allegedly Broke Into Ex-Girlfriends Home, Glued Refrigerator Shut

By David Lohr

A Pennsylvania woman recently made a glue-some discovery inside her apartment, according to state police.

The woman, an unidentified resident of Lykens, a borough about 35 miles northeast Harrisburg, contacted police on Nov. 12 and reported someone had broken into her Main Street apartment when she was not home.

Worse yet, the perpetrator had glued shut her refrigerator door and a utensil drawer. Glue had also been poured on her computer keyboard, the woman alleged.

Authorities soon focused their attention on the woman's ex-boyfriend, 42-year-old Dennis Michael Homberg, of Elizabethville.

Police have yet to reveal what, if any, evidence they found linking Homberg to the sticky situation. Nevertheless, he was charged Monday with burglary, trespassing, stalking and criminal mischief.

Homberg is being held in the Dauphin County Prison, pending arraignment before the office of Magisterial District Judge Rebecca J. Margerum in Elizabethville, police said.

If I was angry/crazy enough to do this - I would make it much more worth it and glue many, many other things besides the fridge and utensil drawer.

The best fucked up thing I've heard of (so far) has been the shrimps in the curtain rods. I loved that. Nothing gets destroyed, no one gets hurt, it was fricken perfect.

(12-11-2012, 07:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

The best fucked up thing I've heard of (so far) has been the shrimps in the curtain rods. I loved that. Nothing gets destroyed, no one gets hurt, it was fricken perfect.

Do fish in the air cond./heating ducts count?

Absolutely.

sardine juice soaked paper tower stuck to the underside of a desk

(12-11-2012, 07:28 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: sardine juice soaked paper tower stuck to the underside of a desk

Very inventive!!!!!!

I bought 3,000 crickets once. Dumped ¹⁄₂ in my ex's car and the other ¹⁄₂ in his apartment.

(12-12-2012, 06:50 AM)cannongal Wrote: I bought 3,000 crickets once. Dumped ¹⁄₂ in my ex's car and the other ¹⁄₂ in his apartment.

OMG - that might be the best. You'd here those chirps for a year. Crickets just don't die.

(12-12-2012, 06:50 AM)cannongal Wrote: I bought 3,000 crickets once. Dumped ¹⁄₂ in my ex's car and the other ¹⁄₂ in his apartment.

that is great. I should do that to Vhole.