I happen to be somewhat of a golf nut. I still play pretty well for my advanced age (7 handicap).

Anyway, I notice that Tiger is playing well this weekend at Torrey Pines (currently leading as I type this). He's dating Minnesota's own Lindsay Vonn (she's a world-class downhill skiier). I wonder how someone hooks up with somebody after they've publicly admitted humping hookers, strippers and porn stars?

BTW, my wife is playing Sinatra throughout the house.

He's easy to listen to.

I had the opposite of a productive day. Don't ask me how it happened but I accidentally watched Air Buddies (I think that was the name) and then some stupid Super Nanny show.

I'm at CostCo now. Samples! Nom, nom.

(01-27-2013, 06:45 PM)username Wrote: I had the opposite of a productive day. Don't ask me how it happened but I accidentally watched Air Buddies (I think that was the name) and then some stupid Super Nanny show.

I'm at CostCo now. Samples! Nom, nom.

The Clang virus test subject is responding very well.

*cackles evilly*

(01-27-2013, 06:45 PM)username Wrote: I'm at CostCo now. Samples! Nom, nom.

I fricken love Costco. They have fantastic fresh flowers, great prices on OTC drugs, I really like their outdoor living stuff and I once bought a lifesize old world Santa for beside the fireplace. His storage box looks like a coffin.

They've got a ton of furniture there right now plus an outdoor couch/chair coffee table set that had me drooling.

We're finally getting a Costco. They've started building and it's right across from where I work...yeah for me.

I can't wait till it's done!!

We don't have a Costco. We have a BJs and a Sam's Club. We don't have Ikea here either. I would like to check out one of their stores sometime. I have heard good and bad things about them.

People drive from miles around to experience IKEA'S Swedish meatballs.

BJ's. *snickers* We don't have those here but I guess they name an establishment that way knowing full well the association people will make.

We have a BJ's right next to Dick's sporting goods. You know everyone is thinking about cocks and blowjobs everytime they drive into the plaza, how couldn't they.

(01-27-2013, 10:51 PM)sally Wrote: We have a BJ's right next to Dick's sporting goods. You know everyone is thinking about cocks and blowjobs everytime they drive into the plaza, how couldn't they.

I just read that Big Foot has been spotted in West Virginia.

There's an eyewitness. Har Har

Story

Alot of people on unemployment today.

Surprise Surprise Surprise

Gomer Pyle is gay.

Jim Nabors, the actor best known for playing Gomer Pyle on TV in the 1960s, has married his longtime male partner.

Hawaii News Now reports Nabors, 82, and Stan Cadwallader, 64, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15. Gay marriage became legal in Washington state last month.

The couple met in 1975 when Cadwallader was a Honolulu firefighter.

"I'm 82 and he's in his 60s and so we've been together for 38 years and I'm not ashamed of people knowing, it's just that it was such a personal thing, I didn't tell anybody," Nabors said. "I'm very happy that I've had a partner of 38 years and I feel very blessed. And, what can I tell you, I'm just very happy."

Old Gomer robbing the cradle.

I thought it was common knowledge from years ago that Nabors was banging Rock Hudson?

I hate waiting in airports. Dirty, dirty places. I want to be able to fly where I want to go without the three hour layover.

(01-30-2013, 05:43 PM)crash Wrote: I hate waiting in airports. Dirty, dirty places. I want to be able to fly where I want to go without the three hour layover.

Oh yeah. I do everything I can to avoid layovers. Where you going?

BFE...middle of North Queensland, hence the layover.

Breaking: Dan Marino finds out the hard way....'Einhorn is a man!'. Admits to extramarital affair and fathers lovechild.

Dan Marino finds Captain Winky!

^Alrighty then.