In not presenting myself as a cougar. I dated a younger man. That's it. If people call that being a cougar, so be it.

(02-13-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh shit. Aussie is on to me. I was a really laughing at SC. You can send a pic if you want to. At least you are willing to pony up the proof. I would rather let the jellies think I'm lying.

Are you drinking in the middle of the day, jellie? The only one who said that aussie was lying is you.

Lying and being jellie are two different things. And thanks for outing me for my drinking problem. You promised you wouldn't tell. Hhhmmmppppff

(02-13-2013, 05:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Marmite is nice too and yes it's similar. It is best with butter and bread for the kids. Kids love it and it's a simple sandwich to make.

Do not give this to your kids unless you plan on not allowing them to have salt again for at least a year.

(02-13-2013, 06:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh shit. Aussie is on to me. I was a really laughing at SC. You can send a pic if you want to. At least you are willing to pony up the proof. I would rather let the jellies think I'm lying.

Are you drinking in the middle of the day, jellie? The only one who said that aussie was lying is you.

Lying and being jellie Re two different things. And thanks for outing me for my drinking problem. You promised you wouldn't tell. Hhhmmmppppff

I find your reason for assuming that aussie's lying (regardless of whether she is or not) to be funny. You know, because cougars are so rare that it would be quite a coincidence for anyone here but you to have a cub.

Personally, I don't get the much younger guy thing, but whatever works for you. In any case, you weren't charting new territory when you took on a boy toy, rams.

You're on break from working, a nip in the middle of the day ain't no big thing. Hope the job hunt is going well.

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

Young men are more likely to think with their dicks and overlook obvious physical, emotional and mental deficiencies.

I imagine that pretty much describes you too except for the young part.

(02-13-2013, 06:23 PM)username Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

Young men are more likely to think with their dicks and overlook obvious physical, emotional and mental deficiencies.

I imagine that pretty much describes you too except for the young part.

The 'thinking with your dick' doesn't magically go away just because you hit 30 or 40.

However, hopefully the decision-making gets better.

BTW, Andy Gibb was very talented (the first of the boy band boys).

And, he was shagging Victoria Principal!!

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

I'm getting a Turkey Vulture vibe.

Aged, carrion feeders.

(02-13-2013, 06:35 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

I'm getting a Turkey Vulture vibe.

That's so true! I guess it doesn't look as good on the t-shirts and coffee mugs though.

No one said cougars are rare. I was just bustin Aussies chops.

(02-13-2013, 04:31 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:

Like a homeless person wiping their ass with bread. Sorry, doesn't look to appealing to me.

*gags* I'll never try it now; with that vision in my head.

(02-13-2013, 07:21 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 04:31 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:

Like a homeless person wiping their ass with bread. Sorry, doesn't look to appealing to me.

*gags* I'll never try it now; with that vision in my head.

I'm out 6 bucks, tasted it numerous times to be able to explain the complex flavor which explodes with salt accented with roast beef and you won't try it because the thought of a homeless person wiping their ass is yucky. News flash, the guy making your supersized meal today took a shit and didn't wash his hands. You truly are an annoying punk bitch.

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

It's pretty fucking hysterical, actually.

But, please ladies, keep amusing me.

Who the fuck are you? Last week I had you on all fours!

(02-13-2013, 08:19 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 05:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love how Ramsey and Aussie are presenting themselves as cougars.

It's pretty fucking hysterical, actually.

But, please ladies, keep amusing me.

Who the fuck are you? Last week I had you on all fours!

Yes, you were about to put vaseline on my freshly shaved (and irritated) balls.

As ZZ Top once said, 'You didn't have to do what you did, but you did, and I thank you.'

It doesn't mean you were getting a courtesy lay, however.

Have you seen ZZ Top? Those boys would have to pay for it. Those lyrics were not based on a true story. It's not real MWS. Sorry I know you worship those guys but they are a sight for sore eyes.

(02-13-2013, 07:46 PM)sally Wrote: I'm out 6 bucks, tasted it numerous times to be able to explain the complex flavor which explodes with salt accented with roast beef and you won't try it because the thought of a homeless person wiping their ass is yucky. News flash, the guy making your supersized meal today took a shit and didn't wash his hands. You truly are an annoying punk bitch.

Sorry, I don't do fast food; horse meat

No one forced you to go buy the "shit". But your relation to salty tube steak was interesting. It might make a great monistat replacement. Maybe after that use, a slice a white bread cleaning up whatever excess about the thighs will add a sour tinge to its flavor.

(02-13-2013, 08:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Have you seen ZZ Top? Those boys would have to pay for it. Those lyrics were not based on a true story. It's not real MWS. Sorry I know you worship those guys but they are a sight for sore eyes.

No way ZZ Top paid for their pussy.

I bet they got just as much (free) as 'good looking' Rick Springfield.

On second thought, they did write a song about a whorehouse (LaGrange).

You're either on to something, or ON something.

(02-13-2013, 08:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Have you seen ZZ Top? Those boys would have to pay for it. . . . they are a sight for sore eyes.

You do realize the idiom "a sight for sore eyes" is one of a welcoming appearance . . . right?

Of course you didn't . . . dumbass!

I think they're more of an eye sore, but after dating a Rick James look a like they might be a sight for sore eyes.

Betcha her Manti Te'o boyfriend is intellectually challanged, too.

(02-13-2013, 07:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 07:21 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(02-13-2013, 04:31 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:

Like a homeless person wiping their ass with bread. Sorry, doesn't look to appealing to me.

*gags* I'll never try it now; with that vision in my head.

I'm out 6 bucks, tasted it numerous times to be able to explain the complex flavor which explodes with salt accented with roast beef and you won't try it because the thought of a homeless person wiping their ass is yucky. News flash, the guy making your supersized meal today took a shit and didn't wash his hands. You truly are an annoying punk bitch.

Punk. I doubt that. The vision he gave me and your description of the taste make my stomach turn. Old Hag. Bitch. Go clean a diper or something.