(02-24-2013, 10:08 AM)Tasmanian Wrote: Didn't realize I was suppose to babysit this thread no matter how bored I got.

You're not & I don't want you to be under the impression you are. You're free to respond to those you want...or not, your choice.

(02-24-2013, 10:36 AM)Duchess Wrote: You have access to the edit feature & a 15 min. window of opportunity to edit any of your posts you choose to in that time frame.[/i][/size]

Ahh....a feature I am not use to. I will be sure to use it in the future.

(02-24-2013, 06:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-24-2013, 03:13 AM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not reading the boring shit and I'm not pretending it is interesting or intelligent. Fuck that. Boring fucking cows.

I didn't read your entire post. JSYK.

Why are you here? When I'm bored as fuck I remove myself from the situation. Fuck all if I'd spend my precious free time with people who I thought were a yawnfest.

I like one or two. Maybe three. And sally. I like sally.

I could justify my position with mommy-board examples but I'm not that into it. Y'all read this shit every day. You know.

For the record, people PM me to give the cows a poke because they are bored but don't want to say anything themselves. Most people don't really say what they want to say. I don't suffer from that affliction.

I don't spend much of my precious time here. Not posting, anyway. Or reading. And I'm not going to feel guilty making everyone step it up a notch and bust out with some new shit. Because middle-aged women using troll terminology (like "jelly," Jesus Christ I flinch when I see that) just isn't stimulating. It's not a good substitute for wit.

(02-24-2013, 07:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't suffer from that affliction.

Thank Gawd!

I miss the very funny, pithy woman in you. You're crabby all the time.

...and before someone jumps in with something to the effect of "I still see that woman", fuck you. I'm talking about me and what I see, not what you see. Some of you are predictable so I'm being pro-active.

People PM you to give the "cows" a poke? Cracker, that is the most absurd lie you have ever told here. I don't believe for one minute anyone here is too shy or scared to say what they want to in here.

(02-24-2013, 07:02 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-24-2013, 06:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-24-2013, 03:13 AM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not reading the boring shit and I'm not pretending it is interesting or intelligent. Fuck that. Boring fucking cows.

I didn't read your entire post. JSYK.

Why are you here? When I'm bored as fuck I remove myself from the situation. Fuck all if I'd spend my precious free time with people who I thought were a yawnfest.

I like one or two. Maybe three. And sally.

For the record, people PM me to give the cows a poke because they are bored but don't want to say anything themselves.

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...

The people that pm you are slightly more pathetic than the cows. I enjoy it when you participate but speaking my mind really isn't a struggle for me.

(02-24-2013, 08:24 PM)username Wrote: The people that pm you are slightly more pathetic than the cows.

Understatement.

It's your no balls pals that are the cows, Cracker, they don't have any business being in Mock and should find a forum that's more suited to their sensibilities.

(02-25-2013, 05:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-24-2013, 08:24 PM)username Wrote: The people that pm you are slightly more pathetic than the cows.

Understatement.

It's your no balls pals that are the cows, Cracker, they don't have any business being in Mock and should find a forum that's more suited to their sensibilities.

Word

I did take time to read most of that. Why would someone ask someone else to speak for them? Why join a message board not to particapate?

If I am inspired I will speak my mind, if not I don't say much. If posters resort to mindless name calling I will stop reading and go on to something else, as it bores me. I get bored easily.

(02-25-2013, 01:08 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Why join a message board not to particapate?

Precisely, yet it happens. I know of at least one in here that does that. She's been a Member for probably a couple years and doesn't have more than 40 posts. I called her out on it recently.

Yes, TP, I'm referring to YOU.

Why do lurkers lurk daily & not register?

(02-25-2013, 01:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-25-2013, 01:08 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Why join a message board not to particapate?

Precisely, yet it happens. I know of at least one in here that does that. She's been a Member for probably a couple years and doesn't have more than 40 posts. I called her out on it recently.

Yes, TP, I'm mocking YOU.

Why do lurkers lurk daily & not register?

You have a member called Toilet Paper?

That's a good question about the lurkers. I noticed there are a lot of "guests" to the site. Logic would say they find it interesting, but don't want to participate. Though that type of behavor does remind me of a peeping tom.

(02-25-2013, 01:28 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: You have a member called Toilet Paper?

We do now!

...Tweet Pea originally.

Haha...

(02-25-2013, 01:08 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: I did take time to read most of that. Why would someone ask someone else to speak for them? Why join a message board not to particapate?

Maybe they aren't good spellers...

(02-25-2013, 11:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Maybe they aren't good spellers...

Was the suppose to be witty and clever? I'm not impressed.

(02-25-2013, 11:20 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Was the suppose to be witty and clever?

Wut?

(02-25-2013, 11:20 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: I'm not impressed.

Did you mean "impressive" here?

Be grateful for the attention. You aren't interesting.

I went out with a fat girl once and she laid on top of me and squished me, I had a hard time breathing so I had to pick her arm up and breath through her armpit. It was a sweet sweaty smell and I almost died as she wiggled around getting all excited. It was around the time I found God.....and he just laughed. Fucker!

I've lived through desperate times

(02-28-2013, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I went out with a fat girl once and she laid on top of me and squished me, I had a hard time breathing so I had to pick her arm up and breath through her armpit. It was a sweet sweaty smell and I almost died as she wiggled around getting all excited. It was around the time I found God.....and he just laughed. Fucker!

He probably laughed because you came anyway.

Man-slut.

I wanna take that "he" and shove it up your spring cleaning nook. Some girls have facial hair.

I think that might be the main problem I have with plump people. How do you change position? Waiting for some fatass to haul themselves up would kill my mojo. I need to cause the heavy breathing, not visceral fat pressing on the heart and lungs.