(02-28-2013, 09:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think that might be the main problem I have with plump people. How do you change position? Waiting for some fatass to haul themselves up would kill my mojo. I need to cause the heavy breathing, not visceral fat pressing on the heart and lungs.

Heavy breathing better be bodily fluids expiring not tying a shoelace.

I have a few questions for the fatties:

Can you do a reach-around when you are huge? Because your arms can't reach much further than your own belly.

Can you reach all your own good parts? There has to be a ratio of body fat/pubic region distance. The fatter you are, the shorter your arms are in relation (see the first question). If you can't wipe yourself properly you may not be much fun. Or you could be tons of fun. Not willing to find out.

I can touch my nose to my knee and I'm a fatty I'm 5'11" 225 lbs ..........I just wish I could bite my toenails.

I meant I can smoke a fatty.

I wouldn't call myself fat but I'm chunky and proud. Bitches.

Cracker, I am flexiable so I guess I have an advantage. To answer your questions...I can reach ALL my parts. No Problem. I can almost put my feet behind my head.

TMI?

Is Cracker stuck in permanent PMS mode?

(02-28-2013, 10:33 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Is Cracker stuck in permanent PMS mode?

Always.

(02-28-2013, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can touch my nose to my knee and I'm a fatty I'm 5'11" 225 lbs ..........I just wish I could bite my toenails.

Two questions:

1. Why would you try to smell your knees? Is that what men do to impress each other in the gym shower room?

2. NM about the toenails. Don't want to know. I actually have a story about that but I just can't share it...

(02-28-2013, 10:33 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Is Cracker stuck in permanent PMS mode?

That's the way it is supposed to be here, but no one even puts an effort in anymore. The last time I tried to pick a fight everyone just ignored me so I'm not even going to fucking bother anymore.

(02-28-2013, 11:24 PM)sally Wrote:

(02-28-2013, 10:33 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: Is Cracker stuck in permanent PMS mode?

That's the way it is supposed to be here, but no one even puts an effort in anymore. The last time I tried to pick a fight everyone just ignored me so I'm not even going to fucking bother anymore.

Shrug.....I am numb to it. You can only read your fat, no you are, your stupid no you and so on it goes, so many times before it's just gets boring.

I like when people try to mock me using my own words. They don't notice because they don't have a personality of their own, just part of the Borg...

Sucks when you don't have anything of interest to share, just gossipy hen stuff. I have friends, don't really need to discuss daily media items with fucking strangers. Honestly don't give a shit what you repetitive tards think. I rarely ask the opinion of others. Useless information.

It's more important to know if you are fat or stupid. You can change those things. That people don't bother is of great interest to me. How can you pretend to be a fabulous human while wearing a suit of fat? Don't you understand basic biology? You aren't mental giants so you aren't letting yourselves go while thinking great thoughts...

I'm sure you boring fucking cows do let it roll right off your backs. You have heard it all more than once. Defense mechanism. You should take it as constructive criticism instead.

Again with the multi paragraph nonsense of how everyone else is fat and stupid.

Why did you come back again? Oh yea, you needed to put others down to make yourself feel better. If that's what floats your boat, carry on.....

Thank you for your permission. Is this your new job?

People like it when I poke the cows. Mock sucks when it's just you. I told you before, I'm the most interesting thing about you.

You have spent years pretending you are a hot cheerleader type. You deserve the shit.

At least JsMom admits it.

You're the most interesting thing about ME? Hmmm oookkkkaayyy

As for the job, I don't need to work at this time. This is actually the first time in my life when I haven't worked with the exception of maternity leave. I am enjoying it. I'm taking a class to update my licensing and also getting a general adjusters license. I can spend more time with my family. And I am redoing the kitchen and working on plans for the yard. I am expanding the fenced in area to give the dogs more area where they can run around. I am also looking into having the front porch redone in stamped concrete and made a little larger. So you see I am pretty busy. No time to worry about how interesting I am to Cracked.

(03-01-2013, 12:11 AM)ramseycat Wrote: stamped concrete

That stuff is so fuckin' cool. If I didn't already have flagstone I would do that. The options for how the finished product can look are endless.

Jesus Christ if I can't get outside and start doing stuff soon I'm going to begin baying at the moon.

My SIL has her back patio and front porch stamped concrete and it's so pretty! My front porch isn't huge so it shouldn't be two expensive. I have two adirondack chairs with a little table in between them. I want to come out about 3 or 4 more feet and get rid of the flower bed that's there. Then I can put a couple of planters in each front corner. I live having lots if flowers and planters are easier to maintain. Less weeding. Lol

(03-01-2013, 07:29 AM)ramseycat Wrote: My front porch isn't huge so it shouldn't be two expensive.

Stamped concrete is easy enough that you could do it yourself. Sweat equity.

It is? Hmm I will have to look into it. Anything to save money. The boys and I are taking out the old cabinets in the kitchen. I actually think that might be fun. I hate them and look forward to smashing them up.

Go to youtube and watch a video. That will help you to make up your mind.

(03-01-2013, 07:29 AM)ramseycat Wrote: My front porch isn't huge so it shouldn't be two expensive.

Shouldn't cost more than too hundred dollars.