(05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 08:01 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Your analysis of me amuses me. So please show me a simple google search that tells me when the Petit killers execution dates are. Dont you think I have already done that? One was supposed to be fried last year. I am pretty sure that he appealed it but I haven't seen anything on the case since last may. Please enlighten me. But yes, I do in fact like this forum. You people seem pretty cool.

You asked specifically if Komisarjevsky had been killed and if he'd been scheduled to be executed last year.

If you'd entered his name in a search inquiry, you'd not have gotten anything about him being executed, but would have gotten several listings about his last interviews and such.

It was an observation, not an accusation, Mike. Thought maybe there was something else that drew you to Mock and that was just an ice breaker. If I was wrong about that, perhaps your search skills are simply more remedial than I figured.

Anyway, glad that Jimbone and I could answer your question, along with providing some updates related to the death penalty laws in CT. I think we've provided as much enlightenment on that front as possible.

So, there's nothing else that drew you to Mock?

Amusing others is certainly better than the the alternative. So, thank you for the compliment.

Is there something, anything, amusing about you that you can share? Hobbies, favorites, sicknesses, fetishes...

lol. I am only playing. Dont go Jerry on me Ok, I saw this forum and thought It would be fun to be a part of. You are welcome for the complenment. Yes, as far as hobbies/fetishes go, I like being punched in the face while getting my pubes shaven. You asked

Poor Mike good thing your last name isn't Hunt.

(05-06-2013, 08:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: Poor Mike good thing your last name isn't Hunt.

Hey! No dancing! nonononono....

(05-06-2013, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey! No dancing! nonononono....

Come on, I love to dance!!

(05-06-2013, 08:34 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, there's nothing else that drew you to Mock?

Amusing others is certainly better than the the alternative. So, thank you for the compliment.

Is there something, anything, amusing about you that you can share? Hobbies, favorites, sicknesses, fetishes...

lol. I am only playing. Dont go Jerry on me Ok, I saw this forum and thought It would be fun to be a part of. You are welcome for the complenment. Yes, as far as hobbies/fetishes go, I like being punched in the face while getting my pubes shaven. You asked

LOL! No worries, don't really have any Jerry springin' in me.

Electric shaver or straight razor?

(05-06-2013, 08:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 08:34 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 08:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, there's nothing else that drew you to Mock?

Amusing others is certainly better than the the alternative. So, thank you for the compliment.

Is there something, anything, amusing about you that you can share? Hobbies, favorites, sicknesses, fetishes...

lol. I am only playing. Dont go Jerry on me Ok, I saw this forum and thought It would be fun to be a part of. You are welcome for the complenment. Yes, as far as hobbies/fetishes go, I like being punched in the face while getting my pubes shaven. You asked

LOL! No worries, don't really have any Jerry springin' in me.

Electric shaver or straight razor?

Straight razor, electric shavers are for pussy's.

Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into?

Have you ever shot a female dog in the ass with a pellet gun while she was being boned by a male dog, just to watch him get drug around by his junk?

Ya ever soak a person on a bicycle with a big gulp as you rode down the road?

Ya ever shit bomb someone's house with a flaming bag of dogshit on Halloween?

Ya ever use a squirt bottle of water to slowly freeze someone's car door shut in the middle of winter?

Ya ever poke holes in someone's beer, 1 inch below the opening just to watch them pour beer down their shirt?

Ya ever zip tie two cats tails together and then throw them over a clothesline just to watch them kill each other?

Come on man spill the beans, give us something to work with!!!!!!!!!!

(05-06-2013, 04:44 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 04:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 03:06 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I just don't know what to say.....you have stumped me.

I can see how my post would be a real mind-bender.



You're easily stumped, Mike. I don't think I've unintentionally stumped anyone so quickly ever.

If you need some help, just let us know. Everyone here at Mock is very compassionate and anxious to assist those who are a bit slow when it comes to comprehension and wit.

It seems like you like to play physiological warfare with your magical words.

If her words have mesmerized you, you should see what her magical hooters can do.

YEAH BABY!

(05-06-2013, 09:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into?

Have you ever shot a female dog in the ass with a pellet gun while she was being boned by a male dog, just to watch him get drug around by his junk?

Ya ever soak a person on a bicycle with a big gulp as you rode down the road?

Ya ever shit bomb someone's house with a flaming bag of dogshit on Halloween?

Ya ever use a squirt bottle of water to slowly freeze someone's car door shut in the middle of winter?

Ya ever poke holes in someone's beer, 1 inch below the opening just to watch them pour beer down their shirt?

Ya ever zip tie two cats tails together and then throw them over a clothesline just to watch them kill each other?

Come on man spill the beans, give us something to work with!!!!!!!!!!

Or blown up mailboxes with M80's?

(05-06-2013, 08:45 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey! No dancing! nonononono....

Come on, I love to dance!!

You can dance if you want to...you can leave your friends behind...because if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

I have randomly kicked people in the nuts. Does that count? Hmmm put exlax in my brothers coke. M80s in porter potties. Sorry at Walmart now. Can't text and walk, perhaps too much crack. Not sure yet. No I don't do any animal cruelty.

(05-06-2013, 02:59 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-03-2013, 04:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(04-28-2013, 08:52 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I found this wonderful place while searching for the Petit Murders. Hmmm I was inquiring if they have executed that fuck Komisarjevsky yet. Wasn't he supposed to be executed last year? He should really die a slow and painful death. So yea, I have a dark interest in stuff that make most people cry. But anyway I am glad I found a cool place that lets me be me. I am pretty sure I will get flamed for this introduction ( I have read others) but really, I could care less. So Hi!!

I've heard all this shit before. Haven't they given them a new script yet?

They haven't yet apparently. You just may be a water head. I understand, ya know there are forums for people like you.

WTF?

(05-06-2013, 11:17 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 02:59 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-03-2013, 04:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(04-28-2013, 08:52 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: I found this wonderful place while searching for the Petit Murders. Hmmm I was inquiring if they have executed that fuck Komisarjevsky yet. Wasn't he supposed to be executed last year? He should really die a slow and painful death. So yea, I have a dark interest in stuff that make most people cry. But anyway I am glad I found a cool place that lets me be me. I am pretty sure I will get flamed for this introduction ( I have read others) but really, I could care less. So Hi!!

I've heard all this shit before. Haven't they given them a new script yet?

They haven't yet apparently. You just may be a water head. I understand, ya know there are forums for people like you.

WTF?

Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question?

(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question?

I am upset because you are consuming oxygen on the planet.

(05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question?

I am upset because you are consuming oxygen on the planet.

Damn, that was pretty harsh. Really did the water head comment hurt your feelings? I was just fucking with you.

(05-06-2013, 11:51 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question?

I am upset because you are consuming oxygen on the planet.

Damn, that was pretty harsh. Really did the water head comment hurt your feelings? I was just fucking with you.

I don't even know what you are fucking talking about. I don't give a shit about your watershed comments.

(05-06-2013, 11:53 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:51 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(05-06-2013, 11:23 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: Are you upset that I called you a water head or are you upset because I answered your dumb ass question?

I am upset because you are consuming oxygen on the planet.

Damn, that was pretty harsh. Really did the water head comment hurt your feelings? I was just fucking with you.

I don't even know what you are fucking talking about. I don't give a shit about your watershed comments.

"watershed"? Awww I hit a nerve. Damn you can be a real bitch. Do you need a napkin or something to wipe those tears?

(05-06-2013, 09:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into?

Have you ever shot a female dog in the ass with a pellet gun while she was being boned by a male dog, just to watch him get drug around by his junk?

Ya ever soak a person on a bicycle with a big gulp as you rode down the road?

Ya ever shit bomb someone's house with a flaming bag of dogshit on Halloween?

Ya ever use a squirt bottle of water to slowly freeze someone's car door shut in the middle of winter?

Ya ever poke holes in someone's beer, 1 inch below the opening just to watch them pour beer down their shirt?

Ya ever zip tie two cats tails together and then throw them over a clothesline just to watch them kill each other?

Come on man spill the beans, give us something to work with!!!!!!!!!!

I havent shot a dog in the ass but I have done most of what you have listed. Oh and not the cats either. I just cant tortue animals. I have the capabilities to be a serial killer but dont want to practice on animals. Would rather practice on humans. Just saying

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