(05-18-2013, 07:00 PM)ESAD Wrote: Diarrhea

if only it were that easy.

<.<

I hate coy posts that beg for someone to ask for clarification. Fuck you, Ramsey.

Fuck you too User.

(05-18-2013, 07:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck you too User.

Suck my dick, whiney bitch.

(05-18-2013, 07:38 PM)username Wrote:

(05-18-2013, 07:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck you too User.

Suck my dick, whiney bitch.

You have a dick??? That's going to ruin the guys fantasies.

(05-18-2013, 06:19 PM)username Wrote: My son and friends were eating popcorn. I grabbed a handful and a few seconds later realized it was "ass kickin habanero". That stuff is HOT and nasty. An insult to popcorn.

I don't know which little shit brought that stuff in to my house but I'd like to give them an ass kickin. I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

I'm eating some of Garrett's caramel crunch right now. A man could become a fat ass living in Chicago. The food is awesome, and addictive!

Crash, are you visiting Chicago? I love caramel.

I've been here in Chicago for three days. I flew into LA last Saturday and spent a day or two driving to Vegas, and a couple of days there before coming here. NOLA a bit later on before San Diego and home again.

(05-18-2013, 07:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(05-18-2013, 07:38 PM)username Wrote:

(05-18-2013, 07:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck you too User.

Suck my dick, whiney bitch.

You have a dick??? That's going to ruin the guys fantasies.

Depends on the guy. There are several faggots in here that will be intrigued.

(05-18-2013, 08:19 PM)crash Wrote: I've been here in Chicago for three days. I flew into LA last Saturday and spent a day or two driving to Vegas, and a couple of days there before coming here. NOLA a bit later on before San Diego and home again.

Pics!! You travel frequently. I like that about you. Make your way to Northern California some time...maybe you, me and HotD could meet up for a margarita.

(05-18-2013, 06:19 PM)username Wrote: My son and friends were eating popcorn. I grabbed a handful and a few seconds later realized it was "ass kickin habanero". That stuff is HOT and nasty. An insult to popcorn.

I don't know which little shit brought that stuff in to my house but I'd like to give them an ass kickin. I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

I'd be more worried about where your son's friend's hands have been, they put the ass in the "ass kickin habanero".

What the hell is the matter with you, you never ever eat out of a bag of anything that a bunch of boys hands have been in.

I've got a shit ton of pics, but they're all in raw format. You'll have to wait until I get back to my desktop before I can post them.

Lots of black women in Chicago. They tend to look funny at tall skinny guys with funny accents. I feel like a zoo exhibit.

(05-18-2013, 08:27 PM)sally Wrote: I'd be more worried about where your son's friend's hands have been...

lol

Fapping in the downstairs powder room over their buddy's HMM more than likely

(05-18-2013, 06:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Not. Happy. Shit needs to stop.

Either you went completely off your rocker and think you're talking to shadow people or this is one of those posts where you want attention and everyone to play a game where they beg what the problem is with your sorry existence. I'm thinking it's the latter since the first scenario is at least somewhat respectable.

In Chicago and no call!!! The wedding is off for sure this time!!

I think I still have your number, I'll have to go get me a $10 sim...

What the heck is so great in Chicago, last time I was there I hated it. Always windy smells like piss everywhere...........

(05-18-2013, 08:27 PM)sally Wrote: I'd be more worried about where your son's friend's hands have been, they put the ass in the "ass kickin habanero".

What the hell is the matter with you, you never ever eat out of a bag of anything that a bunch of boys hands have been in.

I didn't need to think that.

(05-18-2013, 09:17 PM)username Wrote:

(05-18-2013, 08:27 PM)sally Wrote: I'd be more worried about where your son's friend's hands have been, they put the ass in the "ass kickin habanero".

What the hell is the matter with you, you never ever eat out of a bag of anything that a bunch of boys hands have been in.

I didn't need to think that.

Don't pick your nose!!! Or rub your eyes. I once took a leak after eating some very hot buffalo wings once at a party. Never again!