Can I put my feet on the coffee table?

If you get some sheep you could have a lawn mower and a wife if just use your imagination...We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

(05-25-2013, 05:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Can I put my feet on the coffee table?

As long as your shoes are off.

It has rained here all damn day. Ugh.

(05-25-2013, 10:12 AM)Maggot Wrote: Little did Duchess know that the word "buttinski" was the phrase and keyword that turned Clang Mcfly into a highly skilled Russian assassin.......

(05-25-2013, 10:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Yay! I helped Clang get a job.

Mother Russia thanks you, Comrade, but the only thingk I'm going assassinate is this bottle of vodka.

*BURPSKI*

(05-25-2013, 03:18 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I was studying full time while working part time before getting my new job, working and studying up to 14 hours a day everyday 7 days a week.

Me and my wife have been together 13 years and are perfectly happy and still very much in love.

That's because I treat her with the respect she deserves your ex probably treated you like dogshit on his shoe.

Do you really feel the need to keep explaining yourself? Jesus Christ, what the fuck has happened to you? You're worse than Ramsey, you welsh rabbit faggot.

Bourbon street is packed from wall to wall with drunk people. I'm not sure when I got so old. Twenty years ago all I would have seen is a buffet of every different flavour pussy known to man and all I would have smelt is the sweet smell of estrogen raging. Now all I see is drunk bitches being scammed and all I smell is stale beer, piss and vomit.

Back in the quarter sipping a quiet single malt in a quiet bar, now, with Natalie Cole in the background... seems so much more alluring.

It doesn't matter how old you are you are when you visit New Orleans, the smell of stale beer, piss and vomit is always there. It's still a great place, have fun.

(05-25-2013, 08:55 PM)sally Wrote: Do you really feel the need to keep explaining yourself? Jesus Christ, what the fuck has happened to you? You're worse than Ramsey, you welsh rabbit faggot.

Oh shut the fuck up fat sal.

I was merely rubbing my good life in ramseys face as her gall bladder continues to erode and her martyrdom comes to fruition.

Rubbing your good life in my face? Oh that's a good one. Ima let you keep thinking that because clearly your meds need adjusting.

I'm not in a single parent family and my gall bladder isn't slowly turning into swiss cheese.

So yeah i would definitely say my life was better than yours fruit loop.

Being a single parent doesn't automatically make a persons life bad. For a mental health professional, you don't know much.

I save the tea and sympathy for when I'm at work retard.

This is a MOCK forum.

I didn't ask you for sympathy. You are making incorrect assumptions and getting all worked up in the process. Maybe you need a cup of tea.

Incorrect assumptions?

Single parent family? Check!

Gall bladder slowly turning into porridge? Check!

No everything seems present and correct.

Your assumption that my life sucks because I am a single parent is incorrect. But yea the gallbladder sucks when it acts up. And my brothers situation sucks. And my mother having cancer sucks. However, I try to focus on the positives in my life. I can't let the sucky things drag me down and make me angry like you. And you do come across as a very angry individual on Mock. Maybe that is just your gig here. Anyway, I would like that cup of tea now. Black with 3 Sweet and Lows. Thanks!

(05-26-2013, 08:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: However, I try to focus on the positives in my life.

Yeah.

Good look with that.

Is your brother in jail?

Um no. He is in a nursing home now that he is paralyzed on the right side after his third surgery to remove a brain tumor. Then again, I guess that is sort of a jail for him.

How's your family? Your daughter must be a teen by now. The teen years are fun! Sometimes.

Oh I'm sorry to hear that. My grandad on my dads side was paralysed down his left side for years after a couple of strokes.

My daughter is 12 in November she already finds adults lame and boring!

(05-26-2013, 09:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: My daughter is 12 in November she already finds adults lame and boring!

No surprises there, having to be exposed to you 80% if the time

(05-26-2013, 09:35 AM)crash Wrote:

(05-26-2013, 09:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: My daughter is 12 in November she already finds adults lame and boring!

No surprises there, having to be exposed to you 80% if the time

I am many things fucknut but boring and lame ain`t one of them.

You however could send a homicidal maniac on PCP to sleep.