(05-28-2013, 12:26 PM)sally Wrote: I'm well aware of the corporate welfare cases and know I'm getting fucked in the ass,

Did that make anybody else horny?!

(05-28-2013, 03:55 PM)Mohammed Wrote:

(05-28-2013, 12:26 PM)sally Wrote: I'm well aware of the corporate welfare cases and know I'm getting fucked in the ass,

Did that make anybody else horny?!

Probably Clang. He's got nothing better to do than jerk off and sit around with a fake rotator cuff injury. I don't know how else he could be receiving cash assistance for so many years, he must have claimed some kind of disability.

Income tax is robbery plain and simple. Especially because its NOT a flat tax, if it was I would not have a problem with it. Special interest hmmmph!

(05-28-2013, 11:16 AM)Donovan Wrote: It occurs to me here and elsewhere that, in the act of vilifying anyone poorer, less financially astute, and/or browner than ourselves, the argument of more beliggerent conservatives always drifts back toward "my tax dollars blablabla". And once those magic words are uttered, assholes and minds slam shut tighter than Cynical Ninja's spending allowance. More virulent jackasses (coughSallycough) view people on public assistance as persons directly robbing their bank account to party it up on the taxpayer's dime.

First: allow me to correct a glaring error in the assumption that ANY tax dollars are "yours." They aren't. They are your duty as a citizen of this country and you don't get to decide how it gets spent, at least not directly. Don't believe me? Take your w-2 down to the IRS and tell them you don't approve and would like it all back. Then time how long they laugh. Bring a calendar.

Second: let's examine the basic fallacy of "drains on society" like Clang. For argument's sake, let's put his average monthly government handout at $1,000. That's a grand of Sally's hard earned husband's money via the goddamn liberal treehuggers in Washington.

Except:

A thousand ain't much to live on, even at his mom's. Practically a given that Clang has no savings to speak of. His credit without a job is shit, which means he's strictly cash-and-carry, which limits his purchase power to local business. And all his allotment goes right back into his community: for food, lodging, gas, medicine...Clang and every other welfare case pumps a thousand buck guaranteed cash DIRECTLY into his or her local economy, and right back into the hands of hardworking taxpayers and business owner s like Sally, who actually has the nerve to bitch that he's spending government money to ensure her continued success as an entrepreneur.

Ungrateful bitch.

In short: when complaining about people's spending habits, instead of worrying about where their money came from take a minute to consider where it's going: landlords, doctors, stores, grocers, and eventually right back into your paychecks.

Meanwhile, corporate welfare cases and huge bank buyouts and subsidies on subsidies on subsidies: where is THAT money going? Not to you, angry taxpayer. Maybe that's the point of conservative media whipping up frenzy against "welfare handouts" to the poor: so we forget to be enraged at the ones really ripping us off.

/end commentary.

Firsy

I think I love you. Marry me.

Er...I mean...+1.

Oh and everyone but Duchess,Donovan and Mohammed:

Donovan is poor too, this was probably just his way of not feeling guilty about getting food stamps.

(05-28-2013, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: Donovan is poor too, this was probably just his way of not feeling guilty about getting food stamps.

Yeah right....Fuck that noise. I'd rather be eating pussy than eating fucking food....FUCK YOU DONOVAN YOU SEXY BEAST!

(05-28-2013, 03:55 PM)Mohammed Wrote:

(05-28-2013, 12:26 PM)sally Wrote: I'm well aware of the corporate welfare cases and know I'm getting fucked in the ass,

Did that make anybody else horny?!

Not really, but I see where you're going with it...

My ass fucking dream involved User, not Sally, but...

Yanno, in a pinch...

(05-29-2013, 01:04 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd rather be eating pussy than eating fucking food....FUCK YOU DONOVAN YOU SEXY BEAST!

Oh my my.

(05-29-2013, 01:04 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-28-2013, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: Donovan is poor too, this was probably just his way of not feeling guilty about getting food stamps.

Yeah right....Fuck that noise. I'd rather be eating pussy than eating fucking food....FUCK YOU DONOVAN YOU SEXY BEAST!

Huh, are you saying that you're jealous of Donovan because he eats more pussy than food?

(05-28-2013, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: Donovan is poor too, this was probably just his way of not feeling guilty about getting food stamps.

I'm not particularly poor and I don't collect food stamps. Unfortunately I am afflicted with an overriding disinterest in the acquisition of useless things which makes it difficult to focus on money earning type tasks. I like the IDEA of having stuff, but at the same time I also like wandering off and the more shit you own the harder that becomes. Owning expensive shit is a LOT of work...

PS eating pussy IS better than food. Fact.

I picture this stuff in my mind as I read it.

Lucky you.

(05-29-2013, 11:13 AM)sally Wrote:

(05-29-2013, 01:04 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-28-2013, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: Donovan is poor too, this was probably just his way of not feeling guilty about getting food stamps.

Yeah right....Fuck that noise. I'd rather be eating pussy than eating fucking food....FUCK YOU DONOVAN YOU SEXY BEAST!

Huh, are you saying that you're jealous of Donovan because he eats more pussy than food?

er...yes?

(05-29-2013, 12:10 PM)Donovan Wrote: PS eating pussy IS better than food. Fact.

+1.

(05-29-2013, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I picture this stuff in my mind as I read it.

You always look like Liza Minnelli in my mind.

More like David Gest now that is fucking scary!

(05-29-2013, 04:50 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: More like David Gest now that is fucking scary!

Do you remember seeing pix of him kissing her after they were married? Goddamn. It was like he was eating her face. I was so skeeved.