(05-31-2013, 10:17 AM)sally Wrote: I was thinking about pm'ing Duchess to call 911

One of my brothers is in Jax on business, I can text him if you like.

(05-31-2013, 10:17 AM)sally Wrote: I'm still here, I just can't get my big arse off the toilet and no one is home to help me. I was thinking about pm'ing Duchess to call 911, but I brought my super sized bucket-like container of diet pepsi and the rest of the crab rangoons in here with me so I'm probably good till Monday.

Whew!(Glad your ok) Your ass is going to be so sore. Let me know if you want me to drop by and apply some ass cream. (Might as well do it right, if I'm going to be unjustly labelled a peeping tom pervert)

(05-31-2013, 10:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-31-2013, 10:17 AM)sally Wrote: I was thinking about pm'ing Duchess to call 911

One of my brothers is in Jax on business, I can text him if you like.

No, I'll just stay here until Monday when my family gets back from vacation. I didn't go with them because I have such a hard time fitting in the airplane seat.

(05-31-2013, 12:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-31-2013, 10:17 AM)sally Wrote: I'm still here, I just can't get my big arse off the toilet and no one is home to help me. I was thinking about pm'ing Duchess to call 911, but I brought my super sized bucket-like container of diet pepsi and the rest of the crab rangoons in here with me so I'm probably good till Monday.

Whew!(Glad your ok) Your ass is going to be so sore. Let me know if you want me to drop by and apply some ass cream. (Might as well do it right, if I'm going to be unjustly labelled a peeping tom pervert)

Allow me to recommend Anti Monkey Butt Cream. From what I hear its the best and since Sally has the ass of a monkey, it seems appropriate.

Clang, get a job. You're a lazy assed woe is me victim. Either become a priest or get a job. I refuse to believe that even Mcds won't hire you.

He doesn't want to work he's become too used to mooching off his parents and their pensions. He would rather sit around all day eating cheesey puffs and scratching his ballsack.

(06-01-2013, 10:02 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: He doesn't want to work he's become too used to mooching off his parents and their pensions. He would rather sit around all day eating cheesey puffs and scratching his ballsack.

Clang, got news for you.

If the main reason you're hesitant to get a job is because you think you'll have to give up too much of your ball-sack scratching time, you're wrong.

I manage to work nearly every day, play with my kids, satiate my wife (occasionally), watch my fill of sports, complete my daily Soduko AND get plenty of ball-sack scratching time.

Go for it, dude!

Get that job!

(06-01-2013, 09:54 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Clang, get a job. You're a lazy assed woe is me victim. Either become a priest or get a job. I refuse to believe that even Mcds won't hire you.

I wish becoming a priest was that simple. They say the discernment process takes about 1-2 years and then if I get accepted/approved into the program by the bishop I have to attend seminary for another 4-6 years where I can still opt out if I choose or take my vows and be ordained. Also, they waste no time getting you started as a priest. Next Saturday I'm attending an ordination and then 6 hours later I'm going to the newly ordained priest's first Mass.

I'm sure McD's would hire me, I'm just not comfortable/confident in my abilities to handle/make other people's food. Anyway fuck McD's. If on the slim chance I did get a fast food job I'd work for Taco Bell or Subway. FWIW, against my better judgement I am going to go for a job/interview with Friendly's this Tuesday.

(06-01-2013, 10:02 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: He doesn't want to work he's become too used to mooching off his parents and their pensions. He would rather sit around all day eating cheesey puffs and scratching his ballsack.

Wouldn't everybody like that? ITS THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM!

(06-01-2013, 03:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-01-2013, 10:02 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: He doesn't want to work he's become too used to mooching off his parents and their pensions. He would rather sit around all day eating cheesey puffs and scratching his ballsack.

Clang, got news for you.

If the main reason you're hesitant to get a job is because you think you'll have to give up too much of your ball-sack scratching time, you're wrong.

I manage to work nearly every day, play with my kids, satiate my wife (occasionally), watch my fill of sports, complete my daily Soduko AND get plenty of ball-sack scratching time.

Go for it, dude!

Get that job!

Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

(06-01-2013, 04:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

You should slide his new Ipad down the crack of your ass when he's not looking.

(06-01-2013, 04:44 PM)sally Wrote:

(06-01-2013, 04:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

You should slide his new Ipad down the crack of your ass when he's not looking.

(06-01-2013, 09:39 AM)sally Wrote: No, I'll just stay here until Monday when my family gets back from vacation.

Oh thank gawd, because even though I got the name of the city right it was a completely different state.

(06-01-2013, 04:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

So you want a job just so you can afford to buy the latest gadgets? Not because you want to rediscover your pride and sense of self respect?

(06-02-2013, 08:30 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(06-01-2013, 04:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

So you want a job just so you can afford to buy the latest gadgets? Not because you want to rediscover your pride and sense of self respect?

And support himself and save for his future so the state of NY doesn't have to do it.

(06-02-2013, 08:30 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(06-01-2013, 04:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

So you want a job just so you can afford to buy the latest gadgets? Not because you want to rediscover your pride and sense of self respect?

Correct. Even with a job I don't think I can recover my pride and self respect. They're too far gone. Lost to the mists of time forever.

Happy Birthday, Mock and to all who keep this site maintained and lively, my thanks.

If it wasn't for a comment, buried in a NC newspaper by LC, I'd have never ventured into this forum or known of its existence.

This is also suitable as an argument against a Free Press.

That's lovely, Tiki, thank you.

LC thought so much of you & it makes me very happy to see her still mentioned in Mock. She would have made a big deal out of today, like it was actually a real person's birthday.

I was here from day one...took me 8 months to get the balls to join...

Happy Birthday Mock!

WOW .........that went by fast!!