I'm jealous on my son's behalf. I wants to know more about the pro skaters.



I don't know if my son will ever get sponsored or go pro. I don't really care (although buying a deck every month is getting old) but he's reticent to put himself out there. He's only done a few competitions (and he did well) but he gets so damn nervous, it takes the fun out of it for him. I've suggested he submit some videos but he's waiting for just the *perfect* one. Silly.

He's having a great time at Woodward West right now though.

(07-10-2013, 12:15 PM)username Wrote: I'm jealous on my son's behalf. I wants to know more about the pro skaters.



I don't know if my son will ever get sponsored or go pro. I don't really care (although buying a deck every month is getting old) but he's reticent to put himself out there. He's only done a few competitions (and he did well) but he gets so damn nervous, it takes the fun out of it for him. I've suggested he submit some videos but he's waiting for just the *perfect* one. Silly.

He's having a great time at Woodward West right now though.

PM me if you want any advice on your son turning pro or if you have any questions about pro skaters.

I was nervous as well when i was doing exhibitions and skate comps my mother sort of pushed me into it. I think some retards think if you can make a living skating you must be an international superstar like fucking Tony Hawk.

I was a cog in the wheel of a skateboarding team that toured around Europe I made a decent living and it helped me pay off my mortgage early that's it, it didn't make me a millionaire pretty fucking far from it. I didn't have my own fashion label or my own line of boards. I wasn't the star of the show or anything, it wasn't a case of “here's the star of the show and the man you've all been waiting for CINNAMON NIMROD!” For fucks sake.

(07-10-2013, 11:55 AM)Donovan Wrote: I've known my share of wannabe and pro sports figures over the years.

Yeah of course you have its not as if you could just claim something like that is it destitute douchebag?

Was it LeBron that lent you the money to buy halloween candy lichtspittle?

(07-10-2013, 03:05 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: CINNAMON NIMROD!”

(07-10-2013, 03:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-10-2013, 03:05 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: CINNAMON NIMROD!”

Please don't mock the star of the show Duch I was the liberace of european skateboarding!

I was a pro skateboarder for a while I'm sorry it pisses off destitute douchebag but it is in fact a fact I apologise, will that make him feel better about serving a company for twenty years with no reward or bonus?

One hopes so one really does.

(07-10-2013, 05:36 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Please don't mock the star of the show Duch I was the liberace of european skateboarding!

It makes me laugh out loud whenever I see you call yourself that.

Sally just said she had wanted to put her kidney stones in her rock garden but forgot to ask for them back. I laughed out loud then too. I love you funny fuckers.

(07-10-2013, 11:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: People register here thinking they will be able to see the rest of the forum. Then they get scared off after reading.

I'm starting to think they are all retarded, they are lacking in some fundamental way. While it may not happen every single day it does happen several times a week. Many of them read intro threads so they are not clueless about what needs to be done in order to gain access. We could have a half dozen people register in one day and not a one of them has the wherewithal to start a thread, that's amazing to me and I go one of two ways, I either think they are too dumb to ever be a Member here or I don't give a fuck. In this moment I have two fucks to give, that may change as the day progresses.

(07-10-2013, 10:48 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I was a pro for about 5 years then I got injured and I couldn't do ramps and jumps anymore and i was a transitional and mini ramp skater so I was fucked.

You obviously mean "transsexual". I can imagine how that would be a problem on the mini ramp and you getting fucked. I would have also left.

And what you mean your mother pushed you into it? The poor thing must have tried to get rid of you, pushing you down something that looked like something you won't come back from, but alas, there you came swooping back, most probably with a big, fat grin on top of it.

I'm sure the woman is still devastated about her failed attempt.

Jealously is a bitch fat boy.

I toured Europe skating and scoring poontang all over the place it was a killer 5 years and no mistake!

My mother is proud of her little skater boy! Quite something to have a child who is a professional sportsman, a pride your hairy chinned austro/mongarian matriarch will never know.

(07-20-2013, 04:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: My mother is proud of her little skater boy!

You could have phrased that better. I know you're not the tallest tree in the grove but you left "boy" behind a long time ago.

(07-20-2013, 04:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I toured Europe figure skating in froufrou outfits and scoring penis all over the place it was a "chill" 5 years,brah! A big mistake!

Fixed that for you.

(07-20-2013, 07:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-20-2013, 04:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I toured Europe figure skating in froufrou outfits and scoring penis all over the place it was a "chill" 5 years,brah! A big mistake!

Fixed that for you.

I was a professional sportsman, you are a worthless cross dressing welfare rat who has achieved nothing in his life.

I know it burns but try and get over it fatboy.

(07-21-2013, 01:44 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I was a professional sportsman

I'm sure you told your "teammates" the same thing while you fetched their towels and ogled their wet naked male bodies. Doesn't make it true.

(07-21-2013, 03:38 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sure you told your "teammates" the same thing while you fetched their towels and ogled their wet naked male bodies. Doesn't make it true.

I know you will have convoluted and at times strange sexual fantasies because you are a 40 year old cross dressing virgin who has been unable to express his confused sexuality at any point.
But I think we'd all prefer it if you kept them to yourself from now on Divine, thanks.

Is it a bird? ..... is it a plane? ..... No, it's a dumb English twit on his mom's ironing board!

(07-21-2013, 08:42 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Is it a bird? ..... is it a plane? ..... No, it's a dumb English twit on his mom's ironing board!

A Toy Machine 8 ply deck and a Blind 7 ply deck at the moment actually. All my boards when I was a pro were custom made and decorated with whatever advertising was required.

Shut up about being a professional skater. It's stupid. And you are way too old.

(07-21-2013, 10:56 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Shut up about being a professional skater. It's stupid. And you are way too old.

I'm not the one who keeps bringing it up brainiac. Its not stupid it bought me a house and once a skater always a skater!

Oh puuleeaaazzee. Drop it. You don't have to keep telling everyone over and over about it.

(07-21-2013, 11:11 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh puuleeaaazzee. Drop it. You don't have to keep telling everyone over and over about it.

Maybe if you stop talking about like this ^

That might help do ya think lamebrain?