I knew you were a caveman, Pappy, I knew it!

(10-03-2012, 03:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I knew you were a caveman, Pappy, I knew it!

Excuse me ma’am, but we prefer the term "troglodyte".

Jeezus Pappy, is ma'am necessary? Let me guess, you heard I was pushin' 60 & whatever good looks I may have had were obliterated by menopause.

<3

East London is shithole.

HACKNEY FTW!!!

Reggae - Bob Marley (I need noone else)

Old School Rap - Dr. Dre, EPMD, Leaders of the New School and many more.

Classic Rock - Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, Led Zeppelin & many more.

Hard House - MDMA and lots that I was too drugged to learn the name of. Basically, anything that hits hard and you feel in your belly.

Marilyn Manson - could bust a nut over his version of Tainted Love.
INXS
EMINEM - best lyricist EVER.

Oh - and since I have kids now - I listen to POP as it is the only thing somewhat acceptable for them to listen to. They hate my music anyway.

ZAPPA

(08-04-2013, 12:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: ZAPPA

I love Peaches in Regalia.

This is a good one from "Joe's Garage"; killer piece of music (especially like the harmonica).

I was really young and shocked by the lyrics the first time that I heard the song; made me laugh. That was way back before rap broke out.

WARNING: DON'T HIT PLAY, AUSSIE. IT'S ABOUT A SEXUAL WOMAN ON A TOUR BUS!!!

Life's been good...

Joe Walsh and Daryl Hall, Live from Daryl's House.

Better than the original even, in my opinion. Turn it up...

You know HoTD, I have a theory that you are a slut

Oh, bullshit, aussie.

Getting slut on your hand isn't the reason you're afraid of slapping me. Getting knocked into next week is the reason. And, rightly so!!!

Seriously, I don't care if anyone thinks I'm a slut because I laugh at people like my friend aussie who fancy themselves self-appointed morality police deputies.

Or, because I find the double standard that "it's okay for men to be overtly sexual but not women" highly 'effin mock worthy. Or, for any other reason.

Anyway, here's a great song; you could probably sing it with total conviction, Miss Priss.

"Rip her to shreds", Blondie

I ask you, men of mock, would you rather bed down with a sexually liberated woman who knows what she wants, how to get it and how to make you happy at the same time or a stick up the arse, morally correct, frigid bitch that lays like a starfish?

I know which camp I'm in..

(08-05-2013, 09:10 PM)crash Wrote: I ask you, men of mock, would you rather bed down with a sexually liberated woman who knows what she wants, how to get it and how to make you happy at the same time or a stick up the arse, morally correct, frigid bitch that lays like a starfish?

I know which camp I'm in..

In the movie "Alfie" he is screwing all these beautiful women and there is one played by Shelly Winters that is a wildcat in bed. Not the best looking woman in the world but she had the "attitude" and at the end she trades Alfie in for a younger lover. She is the one that broke his heart in the end by dumping him. He asks the question "whats it all about"
I play that song in my head when ⁷⁄₁₁ says stuff.

Stop spreading misinformation about me HoTD, especially when I back my arguments up with facts and you mere speculation. Now you have got the boys joining in. This song is for you my dear

What's a matter you?
Gotta no respect
Whatdoyou think you do?
Why you looka so sad
It's a not so bad
Ah Shaddup you face

I think the guy squeezing the squeezebox is suppressing his sexual desires for Joes ballsack.

I think you are one funny dude Maggot. You should hold evening classes, people would sign up.

That accordian player is Molly Meldrum a famous music critic, much loved and much gay.

(08-05-2013, 09:10 PM)crash Wrote: I ask you, men of mock, would you rather bed down with a sexually liberated woman who knows what she wants, how to get it and how to make you happy at the same time or a stick up the arse, morally correct, frigid bitch that lays like a starfish?

I know which camp I'm in..

Aussie is not a frigid bitch, she fucks black men for Christ's sake. They don't put up with that shit like you white guys. Trust me, Aussie pops the coochie.

Where in the above did I mention Loosey Loo, Mrs Imustfuckontop?

I've already said on here that Loosey would probably be the wildest fuck in the asylum, if you wanted to go there.. Loosey likes to be all righteous in church, all proper in the parlour, but a whore in the bedroom when the sun goes down. Totally different type.

(08-05-2013, 09:55 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Stop spreading misinformation about me HoTD, especially when I back my arguments up with facts and you mere speculation. Now you have got the boys joining in. This song is for you my dear

Sure thing, my friend.

I'm a spreader of misinformation, whilst you are a woman of logic and facts.

Ah, you're playing "role reversal", right? Just speculating.

If you're actually serious, I'd love to see examples of my misinformation and your factual opposing arguments.

I do agree with sally and crash, though. The outwardly prissy ones are generally the biggest freaks behind closed doors.

Mr. James has met an aussiefriend or two in his day, I suspect.

This one's for you...