Hi... I'm BG1. I'm new here, so a little bit about myself: I have been in the music business for longer than I care to define. Heavy Metal genere. I also write for MetalUnderground.com. None of this pays my bills however, it's more of a labor of love. It's in my blood. During the day, I am a specialized hematologist (SME) which I find gratifying. I'm a confident heterosexual, so if any of you fairies try to touch me... I'll kill ya. Come at me bro... Time's yours.

Holy shit! A newbie posts! Most flounder around in the nOOb forum & then run for the hills.

Welcome to Mock & thanks for having the balls to post. The 30 that came before you had no cojones at all.

I have been in the music business for longer than I care to define. None of this pays my bills however Translation: I lack the requisite talent to be successful as an artist.

During the day, I am a specialized hematologist Translation: I got a certificate from a community or vocational college. I lack a traditional education.

I'm a confident heterosexual . . . Come at me bro. Translation: I'm closeted and would appreciate any and all male contact to facilitate my outing IRL and to my father.

(08-06-2013, 01:26 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: if any of you fairies try to touch me... I'll kill ya.

Lighten up, Francis.

(08-06-2013, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy shit! A newbie posts! Most flounder around in the nOOb forum & then run for the hills.

Welcome to Mock & thanks for having the balls to post. The 30 that came before you had no cojones at all.

Thanks Dutchess. I can see why they headed for the hills though... The interwebz is serious bidness.

(08-06-2013, 01:43 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy shit! A newbie posts! Most flounder around in the nOOb forum & then run for the hills.

Welcome to Mock & thanks for having the balls to post. The 30 that came before you had no cojones at all.

Thanks Dutchess. I can see why they headed for the hills though... The interwebz is serious bidness.

Haha. Dutchess.

Welcome, faggot.

(08-06-2013, 01:41 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I have been in the music business for longer than I care to define. None of this pays my bills however Translation: I lack the requisite talent to be successful as an artist.

During the day, I am a specialized hematologist Translation: I got a certificate from a community or vocational college. I lack a traditional education.

I'm a confident heterosexual . . . Come at me bro. Translation: I'm closeted and would appreciate any and all male contact to facilitate my outing IRL and to my father.

Okay, lets take these one at a time:

Anyone who knows anything about the biz knows talent has absolutely nothing to do with success. Furthermore, you'll need to accurately define success.

I do have the required documents to verify my level of education. While it's true I started in a community college I finished at the U of A. I should also mention that I was blind for 30 years and picked up some bad habits by relying on the tools I used while I was visually challeneged.

I am a confident hetero, but you can call me a faggot if you wish.

(08-06-2013, 01:43 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The interwebz is serious bidness.

Awww . . .

The little faggot gots himz sum troll speak!

(08-06-2013, 01:43 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:26 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: if any of you fairies try to touch me... I'll kill ya.

Lighten up, Francis.

(08-06-2013, 01:45 PM)username Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:43 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy shit! A newbie posts! Most flounder around in the nOOb forum & then run for the hills.

Welcome to Mock & thanks for having the balls to post. The 30 that came before you had no cojones at all.

Thanks Dutchess. I can see why they headed for the hills though... The interwebz is serious bidness.

Haha. Dutchess.

Welcome, faggot.

(08-06-2013, 01:52 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:43 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The interwebz is serious bidness.

Awww . . .

The little faggot gots himz sum troll speak!

I like you. Do you come here often?

Clang shall now have a friend in BG1.

How sweet

(08-06-2013, 01:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Okay, lets take these one at a time:

Furthermore, you'll need to accurately define success.

I am a confident hetero, but you can call me a faggot if you wish.

Success means you are recognized within the genre as an artist . . . not a mere player. Additionally, since you ain't making a living at it, that tells me something. Specifically, you're a no-talent hack.

Blind for 30 years and couldn't make it in the biz? Yup. No talent.

I'm sure your homosexuality can be cured as was your 30 years of blindness . . . faggot.

"I do have the required documents to verify my level of education. While it's true I started in a community college I finished at the U of A. I should also mention that I was blind for 30 years and picked up some bad habits by relying on the tools I used while I was visually challeneged."

Well . . . that paragraph pretty much sums up your level of intelligence and comprehension.

Dumb faggot.

Great, you figured out how to type. No find a ficken' avatar

(08-06-2013, 02:02 PM)JsMom Wrote: Clang shall now have a friend in BG1.

How sweet

These people have corrupted you.

(08-06-2013, 02:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 02:02 PM)JsMom Wrote: Clang shall now have a friend in BG1.

How sweet

These people have corrupted you.

I'm not at all ashamed.

(08-06-2013, 02:03 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 01:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Okay, lets take these one at a time:

Furthermore, you'll need to accurately define success.

I am a confident hetero, but you can call me a faggot if you wish.

Success means you are recognized within the genre as an artist . . . not a mere player. Additionally, since you ain't making a living at it, that tells me something. Specifically, you're a no-talent hack.

Blind for 30 years and couldn't make it in the biz? Yup. No talent.

I'm sure your homosexuality can be cured as was your 30 years of blindness . . . faggot.

"I do have the required documents to verify my level of education. While it's true I started in a community college I finished at the U of A. I should also mention that I was blind for 30 years and picked up some bad habits by relying on the tools I used while I was visually challeneged."

Well . . . that paragraph pretty much sums up your level of intelligence and comprehension.

Dumb faggot.

I am recognized as an artist among my peers. I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

Someone supposedly in the music business who can't spell the word genre for shit?

Hmmmm.

(08-06-2013, 02:26 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Someone supposedly in the music business who can't spell the word genre for shit?

Hmmmm.

I'm going to have to ask you to step to the back of the line sir. Grammar nazi's get their shot at the bottom of the hour.

(08-06-2013, 02:22 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am recognized as an artist among my peers. I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

If tiki has bullseyed you as her new forum chew toy I'm going to pull up a chair open a bag of peanuts and revel in the ensuing carnage.

Blind for 30 years huh? The physical benefits from masturbating for less than 15 times a day are well worth it yes?