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(08-07-2013, 09:41 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I deliberately submitted a recipe calling for the inclusion of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.
Have never been invited back to play with them.
That was pure genius! They know better than to ask me for a recipe but now I wish they would just so I could use your idea!
Some of those women are not the cream of the crop. They are miserable twats & they make everyone around them miserable. I know for a fact their men aren't happy because I've been hit on by many of them. They all make my lip curl & I want to track horseshit through their immaculate homes.
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Look what she did to herself. If someone told her that was cute, they lied to her.
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Why has she cut her hair off?
There are some women who can get away with short hair, beyonce ain't one of em.
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I guess she just had a moment like women have sometimes. It's hideous.
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I don't like the cut. But she has a pretty face so I don't think it looks too bad.
We all have that moment when we say are sick if this shit and want to cut our hair off. We just don't go through with it.
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I don't even listen to that little voice anymore, I have regretted it every time I have...like the time I thought all over layers would be nice. Jesus Christ.
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Poor Bouncy. She has the Miley Cyruss look.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Didn't Miley come top in a lads mags worlds most sexy women poll recently?
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Yeah, she did, Maxim's Top 100 for christssake.
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Oh yeah, Miley Cyrus is way hotter than Scarlet Johansson!
Jesus christ.
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I consider Miley a child & there were a few other children included in that list, Selena Gomez is one. Disney tots. 
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Selena Gomez?!
How old is she anyway? She looks about 15.
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(08-09-2013, 03:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I consider Miley a child & there were a few other children included in that list, Selena Gomez is one. Disney twats.
Not fixed, merely enhanced 
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(08-09-2013, 03:11 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Selena Gomez?!
Yup, she came in 2nd, Scarlett came in at #15.
I don't know how old Selena is, very young but old enough to fuck Justin what's his face.
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(08-09-2013, 03:11 PM)Jimbone Wrote: merely enhanced
I'll say! Good job! Wish I would have thought of it myself.
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(08-09-2013, 03:11 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Selena Gomez?!
How old is she anyway? She looks about 15.
She just turned 21. The only reason I know this is because she was on GMA a few weeks ago.
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I blame it all on Pinocchio.
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I'm probably too old because they all seem like children to me.
If me and my lovely wifey ever split I'd seek out someone my age or older I always have done.
Someone a younger adult who is a full adult like Scarlet Johansson remains a younger nubile fantasy but Salma Hayek someone more my age is preferable.
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You would be humping the light post in a week. Who the hell are you kidding jackass? 
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A few weeks ago, I started wearing a gold necklace that my grandmother gave me ages ago. It's probably at least 80 + years old. Until recently I kept it with all my other sentimental jewelry. I just noticed it wasn't on my neck. I found it on the floor of my car by the driver side door.
*phew*
It's going back in the sentimental jewelry box until I can get a new clasp for it.
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