(08-23-2013, 11:20 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Ill just sit back and wait for him to make me cry again by telling me how ugly I am...hahaha.

He's actually being nice to you. He used to tell Sinister that her face looked like a rotten head of cabbage that was wrapped in plastic wrap and left out in the sun for a week. And she was attractive too, before the 100 lb. weight gain anyway.

(08-23-2013, 11:47 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Dear lord I want to hear all about these shadow people - sounds like a hell of a story... I looked for an old thread but couldn't find it!

Ask away I will be brutally honest about myself and my life I always am.

What would you like to know about shadow people?

(08-23-2013, 12:21 PM)sally Wrote: He's actually being nice to you. He used to tell Sinister that her face looked like a rotten head of cabbage that was wrapped in plastic wrap and left out in the sun for a week.

Indeed.

The cinnamon nutmeg the blair witch has dealt with so far is the playful one.

If you've read Paradise lost you'll know that heaven and hell has numerous levels and cinnamon nutmeg is still currently operating in the heavenly realm.

If fakepoo wants to descend into the hellish realms she only has to say.

(08-23-2013, 11:20 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: As usual, he can dish the shit out but he can't take it.

Now you really are talking out of your cunt fakepoo. Yes I said cunt because yours probably smells like someones unwiped post dump anus.

I take it here everyday and just throw even stinkier shit back. I've been public enemy number one here many, many times and have taken on the entire forum and more than held my own.

Do you really think your pathetic little pussy ass jibes about my short stature are cutting me to the quick bitch?! In your dreams! I've put up with that shit for years it really is like water off a ducks back. If you really want to try and get to me you need to change the record and quick before I decide to make you my new iamadick and surf your butthole on a daily basis.

(08-23-2013, 12:21 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Ask away I will be brutally honest about myself and my life I always am.

What would you like to know about shadow people?

I really thought it was just a joke that happened well before my time here.

Are they real? Was it you or Dick who saw them?

Damn I love the internet.

Looking in a dark closet for a black cat that aint there.

(08-23-2013, 01:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Looking in a dark closet for a black cat that aint there.

That's why I always wear night vision goggles. Sure, they look a little funny but you never know what's lurking in the dark.

(08-23-2013, 01:12 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-23-2013, 12:21 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: What would you like to know about shadow people?

Are they real?

WTF???




Have you been huffing the Lysol again, JB?

(08-23-2013, 12:28 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(08-23-2013, 12:21 PM)sally Wrote: He's actually being nice to you. He used to tell Sinister that her face looked like a rotten head of cabbage that was wrapped in plastic wrap and left out in the sun for a week.

Indeed.

The cinnamon nutmeg the blair witch has dealt with so far is the playful one.

If you've read Paradise lost you'll know that heaven and hell has numerous levels and cinnamon nutmeg is still currently operating in the heavenly realm.

If fakepoo wants to descend into the hellish realms she only has to say.

Do you really think you can hurt my feelings on here?

What is getting soooo fucking old is you repeating the same shit day after day after day. Telling everyone that they follow you around, hump your short little leg, how fucking fabulous you are, how perfect your life is...it's a huge fucking yawn fest at this point so I started calling you out on it. Watching you kiss the admins ass is nauseating considering you're a grown ass man (although a midget of a grown ass man) and then cry like a baby when said admin puts you in your place.

You think you know everything about everything even when it's more than obvious you don't, and then you cry when people are mean to you.

I've learned a long time ago in life that people that brag about how fucking good they have it, and make themselves sound like they don't have a care in the world, are usually the ones with the most problems...and you have A LOT, I'm willing to bet...and the kicker here is that no one really gives a shit. There's not a man on this forum you don't argue and fight with every fucking day, when it's clear they have the upper hand and you're the only stupid one that can't see it.

You get on here and want sympathy for your dad dieing, and we all gave it to you, sincerely, I might add, and then you're on here less than 24 hours later bashing everyone that gets in your path, and then cry when someone has the balls to say something derogatory after you yourself started the shit to begin with. Most people that have lost the person that created them would have enough respect for that person to maybe chill out for a few days, but noooooo, not you. Most people on here see right through your crybaby bullshit, and some of us call you out on it, others can't or don't.

This is a Mock forum...you don't need it explained to you, even I know you're not that stupid, even though you act like it.

Now...say whatever you have to say, this isn't a fucking flame forum, as much as you would like it to be. If that's what you're looking for, look elsewhere.

One more thing...Fuck off!! You mean nothing to me and whatever you say means nothing to me. Anyone on here that has got to know my personality, knows I don't give a fuck what's said on here, because unlike you, I don't take it personally, and I just don't have one fuck to give...especially when it concerns you. Now, go catapult yourself onto your toilet seat and get rid of some of that shit you're so full of.

(08-23-2013, 02:03 PM)username Wrote: WTF???

Have you been huffing the Lysol again, JB?

Model glue actually.

I'm asking CN if he thinks they are real... that's a valid question to ask someone who has seen shadow people.

What have I missed?

I'm so glad you got a new laptop, FQ2.

(08-23-2013, 02:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Do you really think you can hurt my feelings on here? - (do you honestly think you can hurt mine? Your litany of tripe about me being a shortarse was as effective as pissing into a sponge)

What is getting soooo fucking old is you repeating the same shit day after day after day. (Bwahahaha! Hello pot meet kettle!) Telling everyone that they follow you around, (they do you're doing it now fakepoo! You are like a dog with a bone just like all the rest) hump your short little leg, how fucking fabulous you are, how perfect your life is...it's a huge fucking yawn fest at this point so I started calling you out on it.(Because you're jealous there is a LOT more going on in my life than getting high and flinging shit on a Mock forum blair witch) Watching you kiss the admins ass is nauseating considering you're a grown ass man (as opposed to the other adult Mock members who really do kiss her ass on a daily basis),(although a midget of a grown ass man) and then cry like a baby when said admin puts you in your place. (Duchess hasn't got the tools or the amoury to put me “in my place” and by the way neither have you bitch)

You think you know everything about everything even when it's more than obvious you don't, and then you cry when people are mean to you. (Cry when people are “mean” to me bwahahahaha! What a load of old dogshit)

I've learned a long time ago in life that people that brag about how fucking good they have it, and make themselves sound like they don't have a care in the world, are usually the ones with the most problems...(Mohammed must have a LOT of problems then yes? Maybe? You don't know? Shall I repeat the question?are you applying your speculation evenly with a paint roller or just dumping the whole tin on my head shithead?) and you have A LOT, I'm willing to bet (I'm not the one hiding away in a haze of cannabis smoke am I? That's you I I often wonder what potheads are trying to constantly get high to avoid?)...and the kicker here is that no one really gives a shit. (Including you obviously because you haven't said anything no wait you have!) There's not a man on this forum you don't argue and fight with every fucking day (its a Mock forum I think therefore I mock), when it's clear they have the upper hand and you're the only stupid one that can't see it. (The confusion of opinions with facts is contagious around here and your pissflaps have become seriously infected)

You get on here and want sympathy for your dad dieing, (falsehood! Births, deaths and marriages a matter of public record nothing more) and we all gave it to you, sincerely, I might add, and then you're on here less than 24 hours later bashing everyone that gets in your path, (life goes on was one of dads favourite maxim in life and couldn't agree more) and then cry when someone has the balls to say something derogatory after you yourself started the shit to begin with.(I am NEVER the first one to cry foul I always leave that to someone like Heinrich or lichtspittle not that you would ever admit that of course) Most people that have lost the person that created them would have enough respect for that person to maybe chill out for a few days, but noooooo, not you.(To my right my dads death, to my left a “mock” forum on the internet, nope I fail to see any connection between these two things, you have added one plus one and come up with four thousand and ninety six no logic applied but then you are allegedly female) Most people on here see right through your crybaby bullshit, and some of us call you out on it, others can't or don't. (Crybaby bullshit?! Falsehood! Maybe most people don't “call me” on it because it doesn't exist except in your self deluded noodle)

This is a Mock forum...you don't need it explained to you, even I know you're not that stupid, even though you act like it. (I have already had to point out this is a Mock forum to you early in this post you are too late trying to point the same thing out to me vinegar tits)

Now...say whatever you have to say, this isn't a fucking flame forum, (mock, flame, troll whatever you want to call it everyone here does it and will continue to do so every hour of everyday you seem to crave a more touchy feely forum experience if that's what you're looking for, look elsewhere) as much as you would like it to be. If that's what you're looking for, look elsewhere.

One more thing...Fuck off!! You mean nothing to me and whatever you say means nothing to me. (Yes clearly I mean nothing to you and what I say means nothing to you, that's why you have just written the Mock equivilant of motherfucking War and Peace in response to me you stoopid cunt! Bwahahahaha!). Anyone on here that has got to know my personality, knows I don't give a fuck what's said on here (motherfucking DITTO! Bitch!) , because unlike you, I don't take it personally,(motherfucking DITTO bitch!) and I just don't have one fuck to give...especially when it concerns you.(Motherfucking DITTO bitch!) Now, go catapult yourself onto your toilet seat and get rid of some of that shit you're so full of. (Will do as long as you get one of your fellow witches to hold your hair back while you yack all the drivel and flem you are full of into the sink where it belongs)

Anymore epic drivel posts you want me to pick through and dissect methodically piece by piece fakepoo?

(08-23-2013, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What have I missed?

I'm so glad you got a new laptop, FQ2.

Me too...

In a nutshell...CN is going to take me to hell with his scathing replies to me in the future.

(08-23-2013, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm so glad you got a new laptop, FQ2.

Me too.

Especially if it means she posts more shit I can dissect like a sashimi cook dissects a fish.

(08-23-2013, 04:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(08-23-2013, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm so glad you got a new laptop, FQ2.

Me too.

Especially if it means she posts more shit I can dissect like a sashimi cook dissects a fish.

And after I recycle it through the bullshit detector, it will all still end up as Blah...blah...blahhhhhhhh, as usual.

(08-23-2013, 04:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Me too...

In a nutshell...CN is going to take me to hell with his scathing replies to me in the future.

No in a “nutshell” I am going to dissect everything you post like an autopsy.

Your epic post I dissected was your audition to be the new iamadick, you passed with flying colours because you are full of as much shit as he was if not more so.

Congratulations.

(08-23-2013, 04:11 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: And after I recycle it through the bullshit detector, it will all still end up as Blah...blah...blahhhhhhhh, as usual.

Motherfucking DITTO bitch!

(08-23-2013, 04:16 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(08-23-2013, 04:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Me too...

In a nutshell...CN is going to take me to hell with his scathing replies to me in the future.

No in a “nutshell” I am going to dissect everything you post like an autopsy.

Your epic post I dissected was your audition to be the new iamadick, you passed with flying colours because you are full of as much shit as he was if not more so.

Congratulations.

And you make sure you have fun with that, mental freak.

(08-23-2013, 04:16 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [quote='FAHQTOO' pid='337248' dateline='1377288139']
Me too...

In a nutshell...CN is going to take me to hell with his scathing replies to me in the future.

Whoopsie

No in a “nutshell” I am going to dissect everything you post like an autopsy.



In the mean time...I'm gonna sit back and enjoy this, and laugh at you.