I've given you a little more access, FB. Welcome to Mock.

(10-09-2013, 10:28 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: Hoping to get busy today.

Yeah, well, I guess that's one thing you have in common with some of the unnecessarily rude members around here.

-Midwest Spy is hoping to get busy at any given time.

-BlindGreed's hoping to get busy - working his rock star mojo on FAHQTOO and username (you know, to heal his broken heart and all). So far - DENIED.

-Don't worry about Mr. Greed though; nrkerr's got a high octane sex drive, a broken vibrator, and a Kojaked-kitty. I think BlindGreed may have hooked one with her - she's getting busy slipping into something more comfortable before heading back into his thread to literally show him "sup?". Wink.

-Maggot's day-dreaming about Katy Perry, or Paris Hilton (maybe even George Clooney, IDK)...

(10-08-2013, 08:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: You gotta be shittin me.

I see what you did there, mister.

(10-09-2013, 02:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've given you a little more access, FB. Welcome to Mock.

You took my virginity!! Thank you. It wasn't unpleasant at all.

(10-09-2013, 02:55 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: It wasn't unpleasant at all.

You're an innocent so I tried to be gentle.

(10-09-2013, 02:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 10:28 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: Hoping to get busy today.

Yeah, well, I guess that's one thing you have in common with some of the unnecessarily rude members around here.

-Midwest Spy is hoping to get busy at any given time.

-BlindGreed's hoping to get busy - working his rock star mojo on FAHQTOO and username (you know, to heal his broken heart and all). So far - DENIED.

-Don't worry about Mr. Greed though; nrkerr's got a high octane sex drive, a broken vibrator, and a Kojaked-kitty. I think BlindGreed may have hooked one with her - she's getting busy slipping into something more comfortable before heading back into his thread to literally show him "sup?". Wink.

-Maggot's day-dreaming about Katy Perry, or Paris Hilton (maybe even George Clooney, IDK)...

I was talking about a different kind of busy but... broken vibrators, hairless kitties, stroking sessions dreaming of Paris Hilton (shit that is disgusting). You people know how to live, eh?

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: (shit that is disgusting).

I tried to tell him that but he thinks she is a Princess *barf* so now I just rag on him about her instead.

(10-09-2013, 02:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 02:55 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: It wasn't unpleasant at all.

You're an innocent so I tried to be gentle.

I can tell you've done this before. I will look into my new acquired privileges at some other time, but your full welcoming is appreciated.

(10-09-2013, 03:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: (shit that is disgusting).

I tried to tell him that but he thinks she is a Princess *barf* so now I just rag on him about it instead.

I have to agree. I remember thinking "Man she must be a great laid, because her looks are nothing to rave about" and then I saw her video. I find no explanation to her fame other than her being a poor rich whore.

(10-09-2013, 02:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 10:28 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: Hoping to get busy today.

Yeah, well, I guess that's one thing you have in common with some of the unnecessarily rude members around here.

-Midwest Spy is hoping to get busy at any given time.

-BlindGreed's hoping to get busy - working his rock star mojo on FAHQTOO and username (you know, to heal his broken heart and all). So far - DENIED.

-Don't worry about Mr. Greed though; nrkerr's got a high octane sex drive, a broken vibrator, and a Kojaked-kitty. I think BlindGreed may have hooked one with her - she's getting busy slipping into something more comfortable before heading back into his thread to literally show him "sup?". Wink.

-Maggot's day-dreaming about Katy Perry, or Paris Hilton (maybe even George Clooney, IDK)...

I like it better when you call me Gunnar.

(10-09-2013, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hahahaha! She tends to have that affect on some men. Have you seen her? I've got the best looking membership in cyberspace.

I have, and I agree completely. You and HOD are both easy on the eyes as well.

(10-09-2013, 03:16 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I like it better when you call me Gunnar.

Well, Funkay B might not know to whom I was referring if I called you by your real name, Gunnar.

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: I was talking about a different kind of busy but... broken vibrators, hairless kitties, stroking sessions dreaming of Paris Hilton (shit that is disgusting).

Stroking sessions?! You're frickin' filthy, Funkay. I only mentioned day-dreaming.

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: You people know how to live, eh?

You bet. There's more than one way to live, ya know.

I don't condescend the turn-ons of others; that could be viewed as unnecessarily rude - pointless even.

(10-09-2013, 03:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 03:16 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I like it better when you call me Gunnar.

Well, Funkay B might not know to whom I was referring if I called you by your real name, Gunnar.

*blushes*

(10-09-2013, 03:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: I was talking about a different kind of busy but... broken vibrators, hairless kitties, stroking sessions dreaming of Paris Hilton (shit that is disgusting).

Stroking sessions?! You're frickin' filthy, Funkay. I only mentioned day-dreaming.

(10-09-2013, 03:00 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: You people know how to live, eh?

You bet. There's more than one way to live, ya know.

I don't condescend the turn-ons of others; that could be viewed as unnecessarily rude - pointless even.

Would you be day dreaming of having a deep conversation with Paris then? I think not. Therefore if you are day dreaming (or fantasizing) with Paris Hilton as the main dish, you got to be giving you mental blue balls. That sounds pretty frustrating!!!

I may not be here every day, but I did want to say welcome aboard FunkyBurger.

Thank you, FU!! And just in case I won't even ask once ;-P

(10-09-2013, 04:05 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote: Would you be day dreaming of having a deep conversation with Paris then? I think not. Therefore if you are day dreaming (or fantasizing) with Paris Hilton as the main dish, you got to be giving you mental blue balls. That sounds pretty frustrating!!!

Paris isn't my type and blue balls (mental or physical) aren't an issue for me.

But, I can see how a man could day-dream about Paris (or any other woman) that he finds only physically attractive, for no other reasons than healthy fantasy is fun and men are stimulated visually.

Day-dreaming doesn't have to entail anything more or be frustrating, Funkay - even monkees know that! Source:


Stroking sessions, on the other hand (either one that works best, I guess), are why God invented internet porn.

(10-09-2013, 02:32 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 01:36 PM)username Wrote:

(10-09-2013, 10:28 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: I personally think there is a big difference between mocking and shit talking or baseless name calling. It takes some finesse and cleverness to mock someone effectively. I don't see calling someone an asshole, a fag or a douche bag as mocking. You have to know the person and pick on their shortcomings as mocking. Then again, that is my opinion. Just like politics and religion, I respect everyone's opinion as long as they don't try to shove them down my throat.

Hoping to get busy today. You guys have a fantastic day!!!

Stop analyzing the god damn forum and pontificating with regards to your views of what is/isn't a good "mock". Just shut the fuck up and when you're done scooping dog shit for a living (nice name for it, btw, "funky burger"), for the day, get your fat ass back in here and entertain me,

I have no shortcomings so you can just call me Ms. Douche Bag, faggot.

I can tell right away who hasn't enjoyed a nice massage, a glass of fine wine and candles followed by a good fuck session in a long time...

Divorced, dumped for a younger woman or simply never taken up?

Married forever it seems.

The glass of wine goes without saying and the only thing I really want massaged in a good fuck session is my clit and cervix. That's all I need is to be massaged half to sleep right before wild monkey sex. You're doing it wrong. And if you still have the energy for a relaxing massage after, you're REALLY doing it wrong.

Candles? Do you scatter the bed with rose petals too?

Just once, fuck her hard on the kitchen counter. No warning. She'll love it.

well this thread was tiresome thanks.