(10-11-2013, 11:40 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 11:37 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 10:48 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 08:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 08:51 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

F.U. you know by now that the women here love to be contrarian.

They wouldn't dare admit when someone makes a statement that 'generally' sums things up accurately, and give that person proper credit.

It's okay.

It's just another thing we men have figured out about you women.

Funny... I've noticed over the years that very few generalizations serve to adequately describe what any particular woman wants at any given time. If you think you know, you're likely mistaken. In fact there's only one generalization that I've ever heard that I actually agree with: "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's someone who is sick of her shit.'

Just a heads up.

You won't earn any points with the women around here by kissing their collective asses.

I'm not in the business of "earning points" here. My avi alone should solidify that for you.

(10-11-2013, 12:01 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 11:40 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just a heads up.

You won't earn any points with the women around here by kissing their collective asses.

I'm not in the business of "earning points" here. My avi alone should solidify that for you.

MS speaks from first-hand experience. Few have kissed more collective ass here than he.

He's right, pointless with most of the women here, but seems to go a long way with some of the less secure men.

Anyway, I agree with your observation; I know I'm sometimes unpredictable in what I want (as is he, though less often so) and it could be frustrating for some. Luckily, the man that I spend time with is not allergic to direct women and he's direct too, so we just tell each other what we want (not only in regards to sex) and go from there. Works.

Jacuzzis and chocolate-covered cherries aren't up my alley, but the slow love-making part is perfect sometimes.

IDK, a couple of drinks out, a little smoke, a cool strong man, something good on the turn-table, and a bed - always romantic, to me.

(10-11-2013, 11:40 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 11:37 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 10:48 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 08:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 08:51 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

F.U. you know by now that the women here love to be contrarian.

They wouldn't dare admit when someone makes a statement that 'generally' sums things up accurately, and give that person proper credit.

It's okay.

It's just another thing we men have figured out about you women.

Funny... I've noticed over the years that very few generalizations serve to adequately describe what any particular woman wants at any given time. If you think you know, you're likely mistaken. In fact there's only one generalization that I've ever heard that I actually agree with: "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's someone who is sick of her shit.'

Just a heads up.

You won't earn any points with the women around here by kissing their collective asses.

Unfortunately for you, you don't earn any points for being stupid either, bean brain.

(10-10-2013, 11:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Interesting turn this thread has taken - from, welcome to Mock to fuck me hard & deep in the kitchen. Please don't stop.

Our jacuzzi was so under used it became infested with ants and rats. I had that fucker removed ASAP. My husband briefly wanted to get another one so we could not use it too.

All men are stupid. Women are the only thing standing between men and permanent placement in a straight jacket.




*channels MS*

(10-11-2013, 12:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 12:01 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 11:40 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just a heads up.

You won't earn any points with the women around here by kissing their collective asses.

I'm not in the business of "earning points" here. My avi alone should solidify that for you.

MS speaks from first-hand experience. Few have kissed more collective ass here than he.

He's right, pointless with most of the women here, but seems to go a long way with some of the less secure men.

Anyway, I agree with your observation; I know I'm sometimes unpredictable in what I want (as is he, though less often so) and it could be frustrating for some. Luckily, the man that I spend time with is not allergic to direct women and he's direct too, so we just tell each other what we want (not only in regards to sex) and go from there. Works.

Jacuzzis and chocolate-covered cherries aren't up my alley, but the slow love-making part is perfect sometimes.

IDK, a couple of drinks out, a little smoke, a cool strong man, something good on the turn-table, and a bed - always romantic, to me.

Miss Misery just popped into my head.

(10-11-2013, 12:32 PM)username Wrote: Unfortunately for you, you don't earn any points for being stupid either, bean brain.

Have you been drinking the Hater-ade too?

I don't hate you, MS. I appreciate your presence in Mock & consider you a regular. I don't hate anyone. Snap out of it.

(10-11-2013, 12:44 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Miss Misery just popped into my head.

As long as it didn't move...

Come to me. Say "yes", the morning after...

I liked Elliott's stuff a lot.

(Pete Yorn on vinyl is ultra nice too).

(10-11-2013, 01:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Come to me. Say "yes", the morning after...

You're a sexy mutha.

I like MS, always have. He almost always makes me smile when I read his posts - even the emotional ones.

Maggot thinks "Pepper" when he reads FAHQTOO. I always think "Uncle Rico" when I read MS - great character and my favorite of MS's avatars.

But, we could throw a pity party for him anyway. Any excuse for a party on a gloomy Friday is alright by me.

(10-11-2013, 01:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 12:44 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Miss Misery just popped into my head.

As long as it didn't move...

Come to me. Say "yes", the morning after...

I liked Elliott's stuff a lot.

(Pete Yorn on vinyl is ultra nice too).

Spinning it now. I can't really say they were underrated back then because HOD saw a huge ammount of success, but they are definately overlooked by the kids today. Such a great R&R album start to finish.

(10-11-2013, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't hate you, MS. I appreciate your presence in Mock & consider you a regular. I don't hate anyone. Snap out of it.

(10-11-2013, 01:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like MS, always have. He almost always makes me smile when I read his posts - even the emotional ones.

Maggot thinks "Pepper" when he reads FAHQTOO. I always think "Uncle Rico" when I read MS - great character and my favorite of MS's avatars.

But, we could throw a pity party for him anyway. Any excuse for a party on a gloomy Friday is alright by me.

Thanks ladies (User too).

I was just playin' a little.

I'm still a sensitive soul, but not this time.

From time to time I like to try and say outlandish things that promote dialogue.

I'm actually in a very good mood today, but having a hard time getting out of work.

Kids are waiting for me.

BTW, HotD, if you could change my Av back to my original Uncle Rico for me, I'd welcome it.

Duchess wouldn't like it, but she'll live.

(10-11-2013, 02:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't hate you, MS. I appreciate your presence in Mock & consider you a regular. I don't hate anyone. Snap out of it.

(10-11-2013, 01:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like MS, always have. He almost always makes me smile when I read his posts - even the emotional ones.

Maggot thinks "Pepper" when he reads FAHQTOO. I always think "Uncle Rico" when I read MS - great character and my favorite of MS's avatars.

But, we could throw a pity party for him anyway. Any excuse for a party on a gloomy Friday is alright by me.

Thanks ladies (User too).

I was just playin' a little.

I'm still a sensitive soul, but not this time.

From time to time I like to try and say outlandish things that promote dialogue.

I'm actually in a very good mood today, but having a hard time getting out of work.

Kids are waiting for me.

BTW, HotD, if you could change my Av back to my original Uncle Rico for me, I'd welcome it.

Duchess wouldn't like it, but she'll live.

Ass kisser!

(10-11-2013, 02:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW, HotD, if you could change my Av back to my original Uncle Rico for me, I'd welcome it.

No can do!

I said that I liked you and Uncle Rico, not that I was prepared to enable your continued technical impotence.

If you wanna do a PM session where I tell you how to attach videos, images, upload avatars and such, just let me know.

Have fun with the family, MS.

Dear FunkyBurger,

I have an offer for you...



Sincerely,

Username

(10-11-2013, 12:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-11-2013, 12:32 PM)username Wrote: Unfortunately for you, you don't earn any points for being stupid either, bean brain.

Have you been drinking the Hater-ade too?

Definitely not. ^^^This is my idea of foreplay, baby.

(10-11-2013, 01:45 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Spinning it now. I can't really say they were underrated back then because HOD saw a huge ammount of success, but they are definately overlooked by the kids today. Such a great R&R album start to finish.

Ah, I thought you were referring to the smoother sultrier Miss Misery by Elliott Smith.


Nazareth's Miss Misery is pounding and always welcome on my turn-table, too. (Yeah, the whole album is a needle burner.)

(10-12-2013, 11:38 AM)username Wrote: Dear FunkyBurger,

I have an offer for you...

Will FunkyBurger accept your sweet peas offering and give peas a chance?

Or, will he split - peas be damned!?

Funkay?

I don't think he's ever going back to his old school, maybe when California crumbles into the sea.........but not a minute before.






















I love that song!!!