Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

(10-23-2013, 01:00 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

A black hat, white sneakers, green shirt, jeans. blue tie. But my socks have a hole in them and I put my boxers on backwards this morning. Finding the hole in the front earlier was an experiment of frustration.

(10-23-2013, 01:00 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

Blue shirt and tan slacks. But i'm completely naked underneath it all.

(10-23-2013, 12:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 12:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Wasn't Gunnar the name of Garps father in the world acording to Garp?

Well, Garp's dad was a brain dead gunner, and viewed as nothing but a convenient means for necessary but uninspired sex.

There could be some synergy between Jenny's gunner and our Gunnar, I guess.

But, that's not what inspired our Gunnar's nick. "Gunnar" is the product of a full Nelson at a Garden Party.

LMFAO!!!

(10-23-2013, 01:12 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 01:00 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

A black hat, white sneakers, green shirt, jeans. blue tie. But my socks have a hole in them and I put my boxers on backwards this morning. Finding the hole in the front earlier was an experiment of frustration.

Backwards boxers... Queer!

(10-23-2013, 01:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: A black hat, white sneakers, green shirt, jeans. blue tie. But my socks have a hole in them and I put my boxers on backwards this morning. Finding the hole in the front earlier was an experiment of frustration.

I love that you're wearing a tie with sneakers. Hahaha! I bet it's looks absolutely perfect on you. I say that sincerely. You're one of those people who can get away with something like that.

(10-23-2013, 01:38 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 01:00 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

Blue shirt and tan slacks. But i'm completely naked underneath it all.

If you're wearing shoes you better have some damn socks on.

(10-23-2013, 01:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 01:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: A black hat, white sneakers, green shirt, jeans. blue tie. But my socks have a hole in them and I put my boxers on backwards this morning. Finding the hole in the front earlier was an experiment of frustration.

I love that you're wearing a tie with sneakers. Hahaha! I bet it's looks absolutely perfect on you. I say that sincerely. You're one of those people who can get away with something like that.

For what it's worth, I think you could also pull off the 'toilet paper hanging out the bottom of your pant leg look' too.

I wonder if The Kid is still allowed to wear his Homer Simpson boxers, now that he's Mormon and married and all.

(10-23-2013, 01:56 PM)username Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 01:38 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 01:00 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Right now I'm wearing black slacks and a white blouse...going for a job interview.

How about you?

Blue shirt and tan slacks. But i'm completely naked underneath it all.

If you're wearing shoes you better have some damn socks on.

Tan socks. Anyone who doesn't wear socks with shoes on is a disgusting pig, unless of course said shoes are sandals.

(10-23-2013, 02:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wonder if The Kid is still allowed to wear his Homer Simpson boxers, now that he's Mormon and married and all.

Holy shit! He married her? How did I miss THAT.

(10-23-2013, 03:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 02:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wonder if The Kid is still allowed to wear his Homer Simpson boxers, now that he's Mormon and married and all.

Holy shit! He married her? How did I miss THAT.

I've been yanking The Kid's chain about converting and marrying his broke pregnant Mormon girlfriend since his birthday.

The married and pregnant part is probably just bullshit that I made up. But, maybe I'm psychic?

Until he comes in here and mocks the hell outta me or explains in serious detail about his current status, we'll never know.

(How that misogynistic smart-ass snuck up on my good side is a mystery to me. Asshole.)

It would be freaky to have a psychic friend. I promise I'll never pester you to tell me my future.

I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread. I want to know if he got hitched.

(10-23-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.

Shit!!

I'm no Dionne Warwick.

Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.

Shit!!

I'm no Dionne Warwick.

Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.

Quick... What song am I thinking of right now?

(10-23-2013, 04:52 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.

Shit!!

I'm no Dionne Warwick.

Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.

Quick... What song am I thinking of right now?

If you're sympathetic to my plight:


If you're a straight-up justice seeker:

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

The only thing he wants to do is kiss you all over.

(10-23-2013, 04:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 04:52 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.

Shit!!

I'm no Dionne Warwick.

Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.

Quick... What song am I thinking of right now?

If you're sympathetic to my plight:


If you're a straight-up justice seeker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwCnIC8_cmo

(10-23-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

The only thing he wants to do is kiss you all over.

Bloody kisses, maybe.


If those are your vocals on the Type O Neg cover you linked, Gunnar, you've got some powerful pipes there. Steele pipes, even.

P.s. I'm not a Christian Woman nor a masochist and Kid probably won't try to hurt me too badly anyway, but I like the song.

(10-23-2013, 06:27 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

The only thing he wants to do is kiss you all over.

Bloody kisses, maybe.


If those are your vocals on the Type O Neg cover you linked, Gunnar, you've got some powerful pipes there. Steele pipes, even.

P.s. I'm not a Christian Woman nor a masochist and Kid probably won't try to hurt me too badly anyway, but I like the song.

That's me and thanks.