(10-24-2013, 04:18 PM)crash Wrote: Mock used to be the place I came to get away from the death and the sad and poke fun at assholes and the stupid. Lately that all seems turned on its head.

That's probably because we're all old fucks and death and the sad start occurring more often.

Damn it. I should have learned by now not to click twice when it's taking too long.

Thanks for the DP session, Sal, you made me smile again...

(10-24-2013, 04:18 PM)crash Wrote: Mock used to be the place I came to get away from the death and the sad and poke fun at assholes and the stupid. Lately that all seems turned on its head.

Won't be an issue when you're dead. Carpe diem, monkeybutt.

BTW, just for you Crash, my Nana who recently turned 100 had a major stroke yesterday. She 's unresponsive and partially paralyzed. I hope she leaves in peace. She had a great time at her birthday celebrations so that's a good end note. We'll see but no one is really expecting her to pull out of this.

If there are such things, she'd make a great angel. She's been a saint as long as I've known her.

(10-24-2013, 05:28 PM)username Wrote: Won't be an issue when you're dead. Carpe diem, monkeybutt.

Only the good die young...we wicked will inherit the world!

(10-24-2013, 05:52 PM)username Wrote: If there are such things, she'd make a great angel. She's been a saint as long as I've known her.

Errr...ignore my previous post..

(10-24-2013, 04:18 PM)crash Wrote: Mock used to be the place I came to get away from the death and the sad and poke fun at assholes and the stupid.

We could definitely use more fun poking around here.

P.s. I'm pretty happy and can be a stupid asshole on occasion.

Sincerely,

I remember Pokey!!!

(10-24-2013, 05:52 PM)username Wrote: BTW, just for you Crash, my Nana who recently turned 100 had a major stroke yesterday. She 's unresponsive and partially paralyzed. I hope she leaves in peace. She had a great time at her birthday celebrations so that's a good end note. We'll see but no one is really expecting her to pull out of this.

If there are such things, she'd make a great angel. She's been a saint as long as I've known her.

Sorry to hear about your Nana!!!

(10-24-2013, 04:18 PM)crash Wrote: Mock used to be the place I came to get away from the death and the sad and poke fun at assholes and the stupid. Lately that all seems turned on its head.

I've met some real pricks in my time, but you my friend are the fucking cactus.

There, is that better?

LOL, That should do it

(10-24-2013, 06:44 PM)sally Wrote: There, is that better?

Much better, thanks...

(10-24-2013, 12:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Katy Perry is stuck in my mind roaring.

It was stuck in my mind the other day too, that's the crap my kids listen to on the way home from school. One song I actually do like though is Royals by Lorde . It's different from Miley Cyress and whatever other little twits they got out there nowadays.

(10-24-2013, 06:44 PM)sally Wrote:

(10-24-2013, 04:18 PM)crash Wrote: Mock used to be the place I came to get away from the death and the sad and poke fun at assholes and the stupid. Lately that all seems turned on its head.

I've met some real pricks in my time, but you my friend are the fucking cactus.

There, is that better?

I love that! I'm gonna steal that line.

Everything else you do is copied or regurgitated, dopey, I don't see why you wouldn't.

(10-24-2013, 06:37 PM)nrkerr Wrote: I remember Pokey!!!

He's unforgettable, a loyal pony pal - even when faced with blockheads.

So, did you get the job, minx?

Professional cuddler, snake milker, pole dancer...?

(10-24-2013, 08:41 PM)crash Wrote: Everything else you do is copied or regurgitated, dopey, I don't see why you wouldn't.

You're confusing me with Aussie.

(10-25-2013, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-24-2013, 06:37 PM)nrkerr Wrote: I remember Pokey!!!

He's unforgettable, a loyal pony pal - even when faced with blockheads.

So, did you get the job, minx?

Professional cuddler, snake milker, pole dancer...?

He's interviewing more people this week and will let me know next week. It's perfect for me. He won't hire anyone who's depending on the paycheck for a mortgage or anything because while one week, he might need someone 20 hours, the next week, if they don't have any searches, he might not need any help at all. I like the idea of not working periodically.

I'd be a professional egg shopper with the occasional surrogate mom thrown in. How cool is that?

He said most of their clients are extremely wealthy individuals who are exhausted from the infertility process and just eager to have a baby/start their family. I told him I have a dog walker and 5 embryos that are still on ice so I'm totally down with the whole wealthy/baby envy thing.

j/k.

We'll see!

Oh and btw, my Nana is on the mend. She's moving her right side (so she's not paralyzed) and she's able to eat pureed foods. She's still not speaking but she seems to recognize when someone comes in the door and stuff.

Go Nana!!!!

If she keeps improving, she'll be transferred to a nursing home in Bangor soon.