Mine has those glow lights in built then I throw on more lights. Brings an atmosphere into the house. Come on Santa don't let me down this year.

(10-31-2013, 03:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-31-2013, 03:23 PM)thekid65 Wrote: The worst thing that's become of Halloween is that it seems that NOW is the time to start advertising Christmas shit...and putting displays up in stores.

It's been that way for as long as I can remember. Why not? I have assholes at work telling me they're already done with their Christmas shopping.

How old are you? I could very well be way off, but as a kid, I don't remember anything in the stores or on TV about Christmas until around Thanksgiving or so. I have noticed as the years go by, that shit comes out earlier, and earlier.

Speaking of this...Duchess, get your tree ordered!

http://www.amazon.com/National-Tree-Feel...m_sbs_hg_2

(11-01-2013, 01:19 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: We don't have Thanksgiving here Einstein, try and keep up.

Did you see where I said anywhere that you have Thanksgiving? No you didn't. I don't think of your fucking country when I post in here, Einstein.
I'm guessing you know the approximate time we have Thanksgiving, crazy lady

(11-01-2013, 04:01 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Speaking of this...Duchess, get your tree ordered!

http://www.amazon.com/National-Tree-Feel...m_sbs_hg_2

I've wanted that for almost a year now. This is a terrible time of year to be trying not to spend money. Ugh.

Poor Einstein his legacy lives on.

fuck Halloween..

We had about 30 or 40 little beggars here last night; a couple of baby devils, one full suited Blue Man (head to toe knit suit), a box of pop tarts with legs, a few princesses, a Tinker Bell, some zombies...

Meanwhile some disappointed Canadians were denied the great white Halloween bash they were expecting.


3 pumpkins busted; taken into custody

Yesterday, Canadian Border agency officers at the Montreal-Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport found 2.0 kilograms / 4.4 pounds of cocaine inside 3 pumpkins while searching the luggage of a female traveler, according to a news release.

I wonder if they used a metalic image of the inside of the pumpkin it would be seen. or invaded the inside of the thing with a concentrated water infused solution via injection. Then converted it back to a solid with a dehydrator.

I don't know exactly how the particularly perilous pumpkin perps got pinched.

Whatta patch of bad luck.

Fuck Halloween!!

What do hillbillys do on halloween?

Pumpkin.

(11-01-2013, 01:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: What do hillbillys do on halloween?

Pumpkin.

I like that one.

Speaking of kin, mine's doing a whole lotta Obama bashing. In between, a bunch of HOTD mocking. Bullying bitches!

A couple of months ago I rolled into town, and the Santa Monica college shooting occurred.

This time, the shooting at LAX goes down - TSA agent shot and the gunman shot as well.

Unfair accusations of jinxery, I tell ya...

HotD, bad news for our tryst that was scheduled for SFO in March on my way to HI.

They've rescheduled us to go through Houston instead.

I'll have to keep working options until I can get there.

(11-01-2013, 02:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(11-01-2013, 01:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: What do hillbillys do on halloween?

Pumpkin.

I like that one.

Speaking of kin, mine's doing a whole lotta Obama bashing. In between, a bunch of HOTD mocking. Bullying bitches!

A couple of months ago I rolled into town, and the Santa Monica college shooting occurred.

This time, the shooting at LAX goes down - TSA agent shot and the gunman shot as well.

Unfair accusations of jinxery, I tell ya...

You tell that kid too leave you alone!

(10-31-2013, 10:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I will put mine up about a week after thanksgiving...like most normal people do, crazy lady.

(11-01-2013, 01:19 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: We don't have Thanksgiving here Einstein, try and keep up.

(11-01-2013, 05:41 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Did you see where I said anywhere that you have Thanksgiving?

You need to lay off the hard stuff lady, it's affecting your brain.

Addit: Fuck you F2 I am putting that darn tree up next week and I am hitting the shops to get all the cool Christmas stuff before it gets taken. I am going to have a better Christmas than you because the Spirit of Christmas is coming to my house earlier and I KNOW I won't be disappointed this year.

(11-01-2013, 07:02 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(10-31-2013, 10:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I will put mine up about a week after thanksgiving...like most normal people do, crazy lady.

(11-01-2013, 01:19 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: We don't have Thanksgiving here Einstein, try and keep up.

(11-01-2013, 05:41 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Did you see where I said anywhere that you have Thanksgiving?

You need to lay off the hard stuff lady, it's affecting your brain.

Addit: Fuck you F2 I am putting that darn tree up next week and I am hitting the shops to get all the cool Christmas stuff before it gets taken. I am going to have a better Christmas than
you because the Spirit of Christmas is coming
to my house earlier and I KNOW I won't be
disappointed this year.

YOU telling me to lay off the hard stuff...that's too funny coming from the forum lush.

STFU already, you take this shit way too serious. I couldn't give a fuck when you put your tree up, crazy lady.

Listen here you sex toy addict, you don't know what I went through last year. Santa brought me a flopendectomy this year I want a slipadectomy.

Addit: I need the real thing, I can't tolerate that plastic stuff like you do.

(11-02-2013, 08:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Listen here you sex toy addict, you don't know what I went through last year. Santa brought me a flopendectomy this year I want a slipadectomy.

Addit: I need the real thing, I can't tolerate that plastic stuff like you do.

I know I'm tired and I'm medicated but WTF are you even talking about? Am I just too foggy to get it? A flopendectomy?

Tis November, Helloween is but a distant memory now. Breath!

and LOL the real thing is only better for a minute or twoLOL