Why would anyone wear a full face of makeup to a class where we all sweat like a horse? Jeezus.

(11-04-2013, 11:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Why would anyone wear a full face of makeup to a class where we all sweat like a horse? Jeezus.

Insecurity.

Well, this should be interesting.

Can't remember the last time I went to an 18+ club, but there's one on my horizon tonight.

Gothic, industrial, metal rock show.

If anyone there asks me where I hid my walker...

Why is my mouse sticky? And smell like candy?

(11-06-2013, 08:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, this should be interesting.

Can't remember the last time I went to an 18+ club, but there's one on my horizon tonight.

Gothic, industrial, metal rock show.

If anyone there asks me where I hid my walker...

Don't forget to put in your catheter.

Wait...........you've already gone and been back. Don't forget to take out your catheter.

Thanks, Maggot.

I didn't forget about the catheter.

But, wiish I'd remembered to Seabond ahead of time. It was kinda embarrassing trying to scoop the chattering dentures up off the dance floor.

Where are my old friends?

Donovan - although I'm not really in any hurry to resume communication with a penniless loser who looks like a moose faced hippy with downs syndrome.

Heinrich - I could watch graphic real video footage of him and his moustached wife and spongeheaded sprog being gangraped and not feel one flicker of emotion. That's not true actually I'd be angry they weren't just being beheaded instead.

I hope the love is apparent.

(11-09-2013, 04:40 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Where are my old friends?

Donovan - although I'm not really in any hurry to resume communication with a penniless loser who looks like a moose faced hippy with downs syndrome.

Heinrich - I could watch graphic real video footage of him and his moustached wife and spongeheaded sprog being gangraped and not feel one flicker of emotion. That's not true actually I'd be angry they weren't just being beheaded instead.

I hope the love is apparent.

I'm always here for you, fat midget boy.

I see you couldn't stay away from all of us bible thumping conservatives, or whatever you spewed in your last melt down in here.

More than likely...some other forum told you to fuck off.

My Nana's recovery from her stroke didn't stick or it's just time. She's dying. :(

At least she got her 100 years in.



Godspeed, Nana.

Ahh Hell, sorry to hear that

Sorry to hear User... but one hunny yars is a great innings.

So sorry to hear about your Nana, user.

It's clear how much you adore her.

Hope she's comfortable and that your mom and the kids are handling it okay.

You know if someone with the user name, "Eat Shit And Die" is expressing remorse for a fellow member, it is heartfelt and sincere.

I like that song.

Sorry about your nana user.
She made quite an accomplishment making it to 100, many have fallen way short of that!

Sorry about your nana user. Hope they remembered to put panties on her(I assume it runs in the family) before they buried her or God is in for a nasty surprise.

I'm sorry User. But living to 100 is something. Time for her to tear it up with the man upstairs.

Sorry about your Nana, User.

(11-09-2013, 09:53 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You know if someone with the user name, "Eat Shit And Die" is expressing remorse for a fellow member, it is heartfelt and sincere.

I'm only an asshole to assholes.