(11-21-2013, 10:56 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: If I don't eat Marmite sausages tonight I won't be able to sleep.

Any joy? or just lots of coffee?

(11-22-2013, 04:13 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:

(11-21-2013, 10:56 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: If I don't eat Marmite sausages tonight I won't be able to sleep.

Any joy? or just lots of coffee?

I got some! In fact I got the last eight links in the shop!

They delivered on every level almost on a sexual one! Even my daughter, who is fussy eater, had to admit they were delicious!

Glad to bring them to your attention.

(11-21-2013, 11:04 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: rediculous shit.

That basically sums up your “contribution” here shebeast.

You are like a freak I keep locked in my cellar I like to slap if I can be bothered. You may as well be flossing with my “ginger” pubes cellar dweller.

(11-22-2013, 06:18 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Glad to bring them to your attention.

See? You can be useful when you try.

Good job.

I guess its just a shame my life does not revolve around being "useful" to you.

(11-21-2013, 05:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: CN is the resident kick toy.

If you tease him though, expect a loooooong drawn out, drama filled tirade of never ending bullshit. And then he will repeat the same thing in every post...with a few words changed for good measure.

Yet more evidence that fakepoo is a dopey cunt a dopey cunt who smokes dope making it even more dopey.

The anti dope advert should be footage of fakepoo trying to remember her own wedding day.

“It was in the....summer? He was all dressed in black? Or was it blue? Am I married?”

What a fucking dope.

(11-22-2013, 06:28 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I guess its just a shame my life does not revolve around being "useful" to you.

No it revolves around lifting heavy things for educated people who earn a lot more money than you.

Me for example.

Not really, unless you find paint brushes heavy you wetty.

(11-22-2013, 06:44 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Not really, unless you find paint brushes heavy you wetty.

Painting is beneath me on every level, I'd just hire a paint monkey like you to do it for me.

That's all you are to me the “help”.

(11-22-2013, 07:32 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(11-22-2013, 06:44 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Not really, unless you find paint brushes heavy you wetty.

Painting is beneath me on every level, I'd just hire a paint monkey like you to do it for me.

That's all you are to me the “help”.

That's all I am to you? "the help"?

(11-22-2013, 07:37 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: That's all I am to you? "the help"?

Sorry I don't think you comprehend fully.

By “help” I mean a braindead minion to do menial tasks, otherwise known as your destiny since you flunked out of school.

Zing keep beating your drum.

(11-22-2013, 08:39 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Zing keep beating your meat.

Fixed

(11-22-2013, 08:17 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(11-22-2013, 07:37 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: That's all I am to you? "the help"?

Sorry I don't think you comprehend fully.

By “help” I mean a braindead minion to do menial tasks, otherwise known as your destiny since you flunked out of school.

To flunk out of school I had to have taken part in the first place.

(11-25-2013, 09:38 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: To flunk out of school I had to have taken part in the first place.

See? Deep down you know you are even more of a loser than even I think you are.

Too cool for school?

Hah! More like....no school you drool!

My boss got riffed today, 5 years before retirement. She's damned good at her job and deserves better. Corporate downsizing sucks my donkey crank.

(11-26-2013, 01:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(11-25-2013, 09:38 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: To flunk out of school I had to have taken part in the first place.

See? Deep down you know you are even more of a loser than even I think you are.

Too cool for school?

Hah! More like....no school you drool!

Where did I say to cool for school. you just put words in my mouth because you have no ammo Lardy.

(11-27-2013, 03:15 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Where did I say to cool for school. you just put words in my mouth because you have no ammo Lardy.

You wear the fact you didn't go to school like a badge of honour because you are a moron.

And its “too” cool not “to” cool, you would have known that if you gone to school instead of stealing and starting fires.