Where is it?

Where I live there are decorations everywhere in all the shops, the local mall is like a Christmas wonderland, nearly every house window you pass has a big Christmas tree covered in lights in it. The church I live down the road from has a nativity scene outside with a big lit up star above it, even the little Muslim community centre in the industrial estate has put a Christmas tree up outside it.

If there is a war on Christmas where I live there's been a 40 year ceasefire in place.

(12-15-2013, 01:01 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Where is it?

Don't know, haven't seen it. I haven't even seen anyone bitchin' about nativity scenes, Christmas in schools or whether one should be saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.

Although on Fox news they think everyone should know that Santa is white and not black and if you feel bad about that because you yourself are black you should just suck it up and get over it because SANTA IS WHITE!

Even jolly old Saint Nicholas himself would have had dark hair and a swarthy middle eastern complexion. Like Jon Stewart says they want to change it to suit themselves but when someone else wants to change again to suit them.

“You can't do that! Santa is caucasian deal with it!”

Even though Saint Nicholas himself wasn't caucasian. Arguing over the race of a fictional character? What is the fucking point?

In new film Amazing Spiderman 2 they've made the villain Electro a black guy, you know why? Because it doesn't fucking matter!

(12-15-2013, 02:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Arguing over the race of a fictional character?

Fox News

OP, do you remember the Fox Klux Klan and all the fun we had raggin' on those people?

(12-15-2013, 02:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

OP, do you remember the Fox Klux Klan and all the fun we had raggin' on those people?

Oh yes how could I forget? Some of them made Rush Limbaugh look like Karl Marx! Less conservative more fascist insanity! I used to drive them mental with my god damn common sense and open mind.

I think Christmas won.

What about the Elfs? What about their rights?

Don't look, Mockers!

(12-15-2013, 04:55 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-15-2013, 02:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

OP, do you remember the Fox Klux Klan and all the fun we had raggin' on those people?

Oh yes how could I forget? Some of them made Rush Limbaugh look like Karl Marx! Less conservative more fascist insanity! I used to drive them mental with my god damn common sense and open mind.

That foxgloves woman was absolutely batshit crazy. She would smother an infant. For shits and giggles. But only if it was black.

I make sure I say Merry Christmas to everybody, never Happy Holidays.

I used to until I said it to a Jew, now it's strictly Happy Holidays unless I know enough about you to know you're not Jewish and then it's Merry Christmas.

(12-15-2013, 09:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't look, Mockers!

That was sent to me today in an email titled 'Bah Humbug'.

The festive spirit has kinda hit our house this year. The last few have been a bit disjointed and awkward. We put the tree up on the weekend and to my surprise the kids even had presents ready to put under it. Looks like I have to lift my game. The neighbours in the street have all put lights up this year as well.

(12-15-2013, 09:19 PM)crash Wrote: That foxgloves woman was absolutely batshit crazy. She would smother an infant. For shits and giggles. But only if it was black.

She wanted firing squads along the whole length of the American/Mexican border with orders to shoot and execute illegal immigrants on sight.

Then you had millenium who claimed not to be racist but had an avatar of Obama with an afro a bone through his nose and a slice of pineapple in his mouth. And when asked why there was so much crime in the US south he posted a map of the increasing demographic of black people in southern states.