I have this amazing ability to be very clinical when I'm observing something...

Unless it's a hot woman... then my circuits overload, drool runs from the corner of my mouth and I babble incoherently.

There were 3 or 4 stunning beauties at the gym today, and they dress the part too. Tight spandex, heaving breasts spilling from their tops... They obviously want the attention, they just don't want to see someone's eyes bugging out of their head.

I need to get those Senior Citizens glasses for when I'm there. 'Blue Blockers' I think they're called.

(09-19-2013, 03:31 PM)username Wrote:

(09-18-2013, 10:10 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Men should keep their area tidy. It's the considerate thing to do for their lady.

(09-19-2013, 02:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I REALLY don't want the visual of a Mock man's jungle in my head.

Odd that you should bring it up then, ya' bearded cow.

Really. And you would know this how? My kitty is tidy.

(09-19-2013, 03:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That kind of bush, even if it were real, is still not as ick as this;



Turn off level: Barf

I remember being in Norway eons ago, and I was interested in this pretty redhead. She was not interested in me (maybe because I was banging one of her friends) and pretty much let me know that.

I was trying to put the moves on her one night (her friend had left for the States interestingly enough) and I noticed all her armpit hair.

Gotta say I was not into that at all.

P.S. No happy ending to this story (for me at least). She never let me near her.

"She never let me near her"


Well...I couldn't be more shocked!!

There's a woman out there that wouldn't let the resident freak near her.

(09-19-2013, 03:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(09-19-2013, 03:31 PM)username Wrote: Odd that you should bring it up then, ya' bearded cow.

Really. And you would know this how? My kitty is tidy.

I'm doubtful. But if it is, it probably looks like a freshly plucked chicken down there.





























Ramsey visits her gynecologist:

User, you need to stop thinking about my kitty so much.

(09-19-2013, 07:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, you need to stop thinking about my kitty so much.

It probably reminds her of her grandmother... wrinkled and grey with a peculiar smell of moth balls.

(09-19-2013, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-19-2013, 07:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, you need to stop thinking about my kitty so much.

It probably reminds her of her grandmother... wrinkled and grey with a peculiar smell of moth balls.

Yea, that's probably it.

I'm going to put my list in writing.

Mock's most trimmed/neatest bush:

1. NrKerr (she never knows when action will present itself).

2. Username

3. Duchess (just cuz she likes her men hairy doesn't mean she wants an out-of-control beaverpelt).

Mock's wildest bushes:

1. Ramsey

2. Sally (no ones 'heading' down there anyway).

3. FQ2 (likes to show off her fire-crotch).

I'm not gonna beat around the bush when it comes to this thread, MS (though I bet that you'd like to).




NONE OF THE WOMEN AT MOCK ARE GONNA SEND YOU PICS OF THEIR GENITALIA TO PROVE OR DISPROVE YOUR GUESSES, SO GIVE IT UP, YOU BIG PERV!!!













Well, except maybe nrkerr.

You can't get much lower than this thread.

I'm sure someone could get lower, Aussie.

HotD, I'm not expecting pics, although JimBone said the ladies could PM him photos if they felt so inclined.

The above list was just one persons thoughts, and if anyone wants to dispute it, they're more than welcome.

Hmmm....I would've guessed username as Queen of the Bush. I imagine without the constraint of underpants her bush had plenty of air, room to grow, and moistness.

if anyone wants to dispute it, they're more than welcome


I don't have a hairy bush you asshole.

(12-31-2013, 07:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: if anyone wants to dispute it, they're more than welcome


I don't have a hairy bush you asshole.

I dispute it!

Just to see what happens if I do, really..

(12-31-2013, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I imagine without the constraint of underpants her bush had plenty of air, room to grow, and moistness.

I see what you did there, mister!

I have a hairy bush, I just don't give a fuck. I'm Italian and Russian, not a light haired Irish women. I don't plan on showing it off to anyone so why the fuck would I care to neatly trim it. It's just a pain in the ass.